Bonkle Posted October 4, 2015 Posted October 4, 2015 Granted, you get six Flains. Six series mixels. I wish I could get the 200Agents Mobile Command Truck set. Quote I been away a long time.
Naota Takizawa Posted October 4, 2015 Posted October 4, 2015 Wish denied, there's no such set number. I wish for magnets. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it.
Bonkle Posted October 4, 2015 Posted October 4, 2015 Granted, you get a very powerful magnet inside you and all of the other magnets fly over and crush you. I wish for the 8635-1: Mobile Command Center Quote I been away a long time.
Hordaki Posted October 4, 2015 Posted October 4, 2015 Granted, but it's too mobile and drives itself as far away from you as possible. I wish I had inspiration. Quote
McNugget Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 (edited) Granted. It's bad inspiration. I wish for a Bulbasaur. Edited October 7, 2015 by Dragon11603 Quote
Tahu3.0 Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 Granted but hes level -1 with horible stats I wish for a Lego shop to be where i live Quote I'm just a simple man, trying to make my way in the Matoran Universe
Bonkle Posted October 8, 2015 Posted October 8, 2015 Granted, it doesn't sell anything but Duplo sets. I wish there were CCBS Power Rangers sets. 1 Quote I been away a long time.
le-toa_rock Posted October 8, 2015 Posted October 8, 2015 Granted, but Lego didn't get permission to use the Power Ranger name, so they're cheap knockoffs. I wish that I had a great kanohi kadin. Quote
Bonkle Posted October 8, 2015 Posted October 8, 2015 Granted, now you are super ugly and society shuns you. You live in the lifeless drifts on Antarctica for the rest of your days. I wish I was a Firebender. Quote I been away a long time.
Petewa Posted October 8, 2015 Posted October 8, 2015 Granted. You get banished, a scar on your eye, and eventually, you go back to whatever the fire place was called, see a play about yourself, and a child says to you, "Nice Bonkle costume, but the scar is on the wrong side," I wish for a bagel. 2 Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure
Bonkle Posted October 8, 2015 Posted October 8, 2015 Granted, it tasted great at first, but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked. I wish for some waffles. Quote I been away a long time.
Naota Takizawa Posted October 8, 2015 Posted October 8, 2015 (edited) Granted, but you burn a loved one by accident with those waffles. I wish I was a waterbender. Edited October 8, 2015 by Arnold Schwarzenegger Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it.
Bonkle Posted October 9, 2015 Posted October 9, 2015 Granted, you become corrupted and bloodbend everyone, forcing the fire nation to attack you. Obviously, everything changed for you. I wish to be a Lightspeed Rescue Power Ranger. Quote I been away a long time.
Naota Takizawa Posted October 9, 2015 Posted October 9, 2015 Granted, you are stuck with the role of garbage cleaner and get the tiniest megazord. I wish I was a time force ranger. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it.
Bonkle Posted October 9, 2015 Posted October 9, 2015 Granted, but you get stranded in dinosaur times and you're eaten by a carnotaurus. I wish I was a MMPR. Quote I been away a long time.
Naota Takizawa Posted October 9, 2015 Posted October 9, 2015 Granted, but Bulk and Skull bully you for no reason. I wish I could hang out with Bulk and Skull. 1 Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it.
Bonkle Posted October 9, 2015 Posted October 9, 2015 Granted, but Bulk and Skull bully you for no reason. I wish for a green lightsaber. Quote I been away a long time.
Naota Takizawa Posted October 9, 2015 Posted October 9, 2015 Granted, but you are not trained to use it, so you accidentally slice yourself to pieces. I wish I could stay up until 4am. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it.
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted October 9, 2015 Posted October 9, 2015 Granted. You are now stricken with blood shot eyes and people think you have dabbled in Jamaican love. I wish for the TSFH album Battlecry. (haven't listened to a single song to have a better experience). Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light
Naota Takizawa Posted October 10, 2015 Posted October 10, 2015 Granted, but it sounds so bad, it makes you cry. I wish I was the winner of Bionifight Infinite. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it.
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted October 10, 2015 Posted October 10, 2015 And you are! Hooray!! Calooh, callay!But wait.... other people aren't. A coalition of disgruntled form in the shadows, and after hiring a hacker to track down your location, they arive in the dark of th knight clad in black and masked, knife drawn ready from pelvis side as they quietly snicker and while you sleep they bid you bye...YOU WILL DAI!! I wish you get a dog that has a face like that (above). Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light
Naota Takizawa Posted October 10, 2015 Posted October 10, 2015 Granted, but I set it loose and it destroys my entire neighbourhood. Thanks for that dog. I wish I was popular in Corpus Rahkshi. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it.
Bonkle Posted October 10, 2015 Posted October 10, 2015 Granted, but them you are put in charge of the game. Not knowing what to do, you drive it into the ground, gaining the hatred of all BZP members. (All members who play it, I won't hate you) I wish the THORNRAX LAUNCHER game would get started already! Quote I been away a long time.
Naota Takizawa Posted October 10, 2015 Posted October 10, 2015 Granted, but you lose the first round. I wish I had the best tank in Matoran Unz Panzer. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it.
Volatile Posted October 10, 2015 Posted October 10, 2015 Granted. It's banned for being OP I wish I cloud unlock the Panzer III J1 faster Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot!
Naota Takizawa Posted October 11, 2015 Posted October 11, 2015 Granted, but a new tank comes out and it's better than the Panzer. I wish I was the master of flirting. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it.
The Editor Posted October 11, 2015 Posted October 11, 2015 Granted, but you become the master of flirting with death. She hangs around you so much that your friends, family, and close associates die but you live because you're great at flirting but not getting involved with her. You outlive the universe's heat death because of this too, and watch as everything collapses into nothing. I wish I had MORE LIME GREEN PARTS FOR MY MOCS Quote
Naota Takizawa Posted October 11, 2015 Posted October 11, 2015 Granted, but a casting error results in the pieces being too brittle. I wish I had a rap album by Shaquille O'Neal. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it.
The Editor Posted October 11, 2015 Posted October 11, 2015 You get the album, but it's the only one you hate and it's on hipsteriffic vinyl that attracts the resident hipsters in your area so strongly that you suffer Nuhvok-Kal's fate. I wish I could shapeshift, like Mystique. Quote
Petewa Posted October 11, 2015 Posted October 11, 2015 Granted, but your default form is permanently set to that of a blue-skinned, skimpily dressed, redheaded, woman. I wish for a shrubbery. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure
Naota Takizawa Posted October 11, 2015 Posted October 11, 2015 Granted, but it takes over your garden. I wish I could hang out with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it.
Bonkle Posted October 11, 2015 Posted October 11, 2015 Granted, but you talk about how bad Batman & Robin was and he terminates you. I wish I could win this ebay lot I'm bidding on! Quote I been away a long time.
Naota Takizawa Posted October 11, 2015 Posted October 11, 2015 Granted, but you became the victim of an internet scam. I wish I was a toa superhero. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it.
Bonkle Posted October 11, 2015 Posted October 11, 2015 Granted, you are Pohatu, aka Batman. You are tragically killed in the new movie Pohatu vs Mata Nui. (Batman vs Superman) I wish for a lightstone. Quote I been away a long time.
Volatile Posted October 11, 2015 Posted October 11, 2015 Granted. It's glow comes from it's radioactivity. I wish for Fallout 4 Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot!
Bonkle Posted October 11, 2015 Posted October 11, 2015 Granted, you fall out of an airplane four times. I wish I could build a good MTG Commander deck. Quote I been away a long time.
The Editor Posted October 11, 2015 Posted October 11, 2015 (edited) Granted. You build one so good that you win any match you play in and as a result are ostracised by the MtG community, who mutter evilly at your approach and throw Vegemite sandwiches at you when you win. I wish for every collection ever. Edit: so my icon's name is a forbidden word. I wish for every Mignolaverse comic ever. Edited October 11, 2015 by The Editor Quote
Bonkle Posted October 11, 2015 Posted October 11, 2015 Granted, your house is flooded with every copy of every issue. You suffocate. I wish for a life-size MMPR Green Ranger helmet. Quote I been away a long time.
The Editor Posted October 11, 2015 Posted October 11, 2015 Granted. It's as big as Life itself, meaning that it is the size of every living being's lifespan put together and is thus extradimensional. You can't put it on. I wish I could sleep whenever I wanted to without bad consequences cropping up. Quote
Bonkle Posted October 11, 2015 Posted October 11, 2015 Granted, lots of good things happen while you sleep and you miss them. I wish for pizza. Quote I been away a long time.
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