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Granted, but Tai Lopez gets jealous and he steals your Pohatu set. 

 

I wish I could make good music. 

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Posted

You get pizza, alright - unfortunately, it's soggy pizza from the trash and is crawling with enough maggots to make a buzzard throw up.

 

I wish I had a Pohatu G2 set right now.

I asked for books XD

 

Anyways, you make good music but before you can copyright it a famous artist steals it.

 

I wish my power level was over 9000

Posted

Granted, but it can't decrease, making all simple actions and tasks impossible.

 

I wish I could dance well.

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You get pizza, alright - unfortunately, it's soggy pizza from the trash and is crawling with enough maggots to make a buzzard throw up.

 

I wish I had a Pohatu G2 set right now.

 

I asked for books XD

GYAHHH THIS IS WHY I HATE MY INTERNET

 

*grumbles*

 

Armstrong, your wish is granted. Due to the grammatical error in your sentence, the wish is processed incorrectly and multiple Takanuvas (Takanuvae?) pop up in the G2verse, spawning at such a rapid rate that they destroy the universe because their combined mass creates a supermassive black hole.

 

I wish that I could get a good camera for myself.

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Posted

Granted, but you get a 9mm camera, which films dusty old silent videos. If you can even call them that.

 

I wish I was a good rapper.

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Posted

Granted, but Click, Sergei and Nato Greavesy thinks you're stealing their thunder and through extensive planning on Skype, they bring about your downfall.

 

I wish I was a good actor.

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Posted

Granted, but they all have broken and mixed up parts.

 

I wish I can hang out with Takanuva.

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Posted (edited)

Because the tense is pretty weird in that sentence, the wish is misconstrued. A metal band called "Out With Takanuva" is formed and you are the only person with the permission to hang every single member of the group.

 

(To be honest I think that name sounds awesome despite how anti-Takanuva it is)

 

I wish I could have a do-over of today starting from six pm, with me remembering everything I did wrong today.

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Posted

Granted, but you remember what you did wrong before 6:00pm since you said today instead of tonight.

 

I wish I could sleep in class.

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Posted

Granted, your teacher allows it to show you a lesson. You doze off in most of your classes, and when it's time for your tests, you have no clue what to do. You fail school and live on the streets as a beggar. You had a job at McDonalds, but they kicked you out after the first day when they found out you slept through Cooking 101.

 

Stay in school, kids.

 

I wish I DIDN'T STAY UP UNTIL MIDNIGHT READING. It's so annoying, yet so addictive. I hardly get any sleep!

Posted

Granted, but you are kidnapped by Mongolians and forced to adopt their way of life.

 

I wish I didn't have to do maths.

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Posted

Granted, but you become so good people accuse out of hacking and some troll reports you, resulting in your ban.

 

I wish I could make noodles.

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Posted

Granted, you can make both at the same time now, but nothing else.

 

I wish I was a good chef.

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Posted

Granted, but the story becomes a fanfiction that no one accepts and the line is a catastrophic failure. 

 

I wish I could wrestle. 

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Posted

Granted. Nothing happens.

 

I wish I knew how to write code.

Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things.


It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot!

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