Ultimate StarsSaberBee 823 Posted February 9, 2012 Posted February 9, 2012 (edited) Granted. They don't get smashed, but get built into remakes of old heroes.I wish that there wasn't 62 pages to this topic. Edited February 9, 2012 by Ultimate StarsSaberBee 823 Quote Percussion is love.
Takaru 1111 Posted February 9, 2012 Posted February 9, 2012 Granted, it gains a new page, but it is quickly deleated.I wish Megadeth would have a concert in Waco soon. Quote
GeluNumber1 Posted February 9, 2012 Posted February 9, 2012 Granted. While there, Megadeth decides to stop making music. Now, whos' fault is that?I wish I knew who Megadeth was. Quote Why are orange and black such a good color Combination ? Purple is pretty, and so is blue. Pink hurts your eyes, green is quite mellowing, black is very threatning, red is cool, orange is SO awesome, yellow's hard to read... But you can't see white at all! Oh, wait. I forgot brown. Here's my thoughts: If a person tells the truth and says, " I always lie," Is he lying? Or is he telling the truth? And what has a mouth, but no head, and a body, but no torso? Do caterpillars like to tend to supporting colum of stone's every need? Or is that name misleading by nature? Speaking of nature, why are the children of animals called offspring? don't many young beasts come alive in spring, and thus, should be called onspring? Heeeeeeyy..... I got the first post on a page for the first time. Who knows; it may happen again. What the... It did happen again... and again... YEAH! I'M ENCOUNTERING PROTODERMIS!
Akamai921 Posted February 9, 2012 Posted February 9, 2012 Granted; you learn as you are viciously beaten with a guitar for not knowing.I wish I had the perfect guitar. Quote
Takaru 1111 Posted February 9, 2012 Posted February 9, 2012 Granted, but Justin Beiber steals itI wish I could smash a guitar over his head for stealing your guitar. Quote
Axilus Prime Posted February 9, 2012 Posted February 9, 2012 Granted. You "could smash a guitar over his head" but don't, because a bus runs you over. (However I do hate that guy)I wish I could ruin Justin Bieber's reputation and throw rotten eggs at him. Quote
Ezorov Posted February 9, 2012 Posted February 9, 2012 Granted. You can, but you don't…'cause you get hit by a bus (Oh, the irony).(Also, I don't hate the guy, just don't care for his music. There, that's just my opinion.)I wish there weren't so many fan-boys and fan-girls in the world. Or the universe. Quote
King Joe Posted February 9, 2012 Posted February 9, 2012 Granted. Now there's fan-bugs. And there's a lot more of them.I wish that I could become famous for eliminating Justin Beiber and taking his place as the one loved by millions of fans without his horrible singing. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta!
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 9, 2012 Posted February 9, 2012 Granted. You decide to dance instead of sing, but wait! Just Bieber's last song... it's stuck in your head! You suddenly get in the groove and begin to sing his music. IT'S THE BIEBER FEVER!! Why didn't you get vaccinated? WHY?!?! -sob-Anyway, you have an even worse, girlier voice (side effect of the fever), and you proceed to torture the world on a whole new level.I wish I had a scale replica of the island of Mata Nui. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Akamai921 Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 Granted... But Justin Bieber steals is.I wish Justin Bieber would stop coming out of nowhere to be so mean in this thread. Quote
Ezorov Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 Granted. He now comes out of everywhere.I wish Justin Bieber was Akamai921's brother. Quote
Akamai921 Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 Granted; since he- of all the unfortunate souls out there- was born as MY brother, he rapidly and harshly learned that him singing was a very, very bad idea. The world is quickly purged of one more horrendous artist.I wish I had a Lamborghini. Quote
Terminus Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 (edited) Granted. But you crash it, and can't pay the insurance.I wish Justin Beiber would just stop. Edited February 10, 2012 by Terminus24 Quote
Axilus Prime Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 Granted, but someone worse takes his place.I wish Justin Bieber would sing better. (That has less corruption potential than him dying, right? RIGHT? Uh oh.) Quote
Terminus Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 Granted. However, it's only so much better that now everybody's parents love him, and they play his music all the time, annoying everyone else.I wish that Justin Bieber wishes would stop. Quote
Ezorov Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 Granted. Now Rebecca Black wishes start.I wish I didn't have I didn't have to corrupt that wish by wishing about Rebecca Black. Quote
otter Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 Granted. You now wish about Justin Bieber again.I wish people these days listened to real music. Quote profiles i guess i'm a south american giant otter now
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 Granted. (please don't make me corrupt this wish... PLEASE! -sob-) However, uh... You go deaf... and cannot bask in the glory that is good quality music! (Sorry, you have to take one for the team. -.-)I wish I could do an internet! 8D Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
otter Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 Granted. Your internet breaks.I wish my hearing worked again. Quote profiles i guess i'm a south american giant otter now
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 Granted. You can now hear the screams of the innocent as they fall to their ill fates. =3(aka there's this giant monster... and it's kinda rampaging through the town, but you know, it was very thoughtful of you to use your wish to hear things again, because that's really important on a forum site). XPI wish I had some chocolate cake. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
otter Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 Granted. It's old and mouldy, though, and besides that, the monster ate it before you even saw it.I wish the monster killed more people. Quote profiles i guess i'm a south american giant otter now
Axilus Prime Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 It does, starting with you.I wish the monster died. Quote
Taka Nuvia Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 Granted, but before it dies, it reproduces. And its children are much worse.I wish I developed a weapon to destroy the monsters. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
King Joe Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 GRANTED! It also destroys the world. Good luck claiming insurance on that!I wish I had the powers of a Toa, if said beings were real. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta!
Taka Nuvia Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 Granted, but since you neither have a mask, nor are a toa, you are not able to access your powers.I wish I could write awesome stories. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 Granted. However, you find your settings to always be carnivals. Your stories do not have much of a fanbase as carnivals are so old hat these days (for some reason). Nobody reads them.I wish I could finish my epic... Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Taka Nuvia Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 Granted, but due to a series of unfortunate events, the people from the carnival find it so great that they want you for their next show. As the main attraction.I wish I could escape to a universe where there are no carnivals, circuses or similar. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 Granted. You were supposed to be the main attraction for the carnival (and the pay is really good for this show too), but since they can't find you, I perform instead and bask in the rewards. Wish you were here instead of freezing on that ice planet! =DI wish I had a chocolate chip cookie. ^^ Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Taka Nuvia Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 Granted, but the other people from the carnival want you to share it with them. And they are many!I wish I had a campfire. For warming my hands. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Jonathan Crane Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 Granted, it's a picture of a campfire, which you burn your hands holding the pic.I wish I was a Toa of Lightning. Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin
Terminus Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 Granted. However, you are underwater, and can't use your powers because they would kill you. Oh, and you are drowning, too. You could probably save yourself if you had any other power.I wish for an apple pie. Quote
Akamai921 Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 Granted. Thanks for the apple pie; it will be delicious.I wish for the apple pie to be delicious. Quote
Terminus Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 Granted. However, the secret ingredients which make it so delicious are a lethal blend of arsenic, hemlock, and a secret poison being developed by the military.I wish to be immune to poisoning. Quote
Axilus Prime Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 Granted, but you are not immune to cannonfire. (Which kills you on the spot)I wish to be immune to cannonfire. Quote
Terminus Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 Granted. A cannon shoots a missile at you, and while the impact of the missile does not harm you at all, you are incinerated by the explosion.I wish for an 8-Track tape. Quote
Akamai921 Posted February 11, 2012 Posted February 11, 2012 Granted; it also just happened to be incinerated by the explosion.I wish for that cannon. Quote
Axilus Prime Posted February 11, 2012 Posted February 11, 2012 Granted, the cannon comes to you and shoots you in the face.I wish I could turn Super Saiyan. Quote
Roablin Posted February 11, 2012 Posted February 11, 2012 Granted, but wait, what is that?You are turned back into whatever lower form you were previously because the wish granter does not know what you're talking about.I wish I knew what he was talking about. Quote
Takaru 1111 Posted February 11, 2012 Posted February 11, 2012 Granted, but Dragonball Z haters beat you upI wish there were new episodes of The Walking Dead on Netflix. Quote
Axilus Prime Posted February 11, 2012 Posted February 11, 2012 Granted, but the new episodes are lame.I wish I could use all the Super Saiyan forms up to 4 (the highest, and google it if you don't know what the karz I'm talking about) Quote
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