Vakama-san Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Granted, but it's a paper cutout.I wish I had a Beam Saber. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Granted you kill your self I wish to see a better picture of Toa Norik for me to draw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Granted, it's quality is better by 1 pixel.I wish I didn't kill myself with my Beam Saber. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Granted. You kill all your loved ones instead. I wish for a hamster ball that is made proportionally larger to be used by a human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Granted, but you're trapped inside.I wish I could find Bionicle sets at the Dollar Store. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Granted, but they look like barbie dolls.I wish for corruptness to vansih from earth for forever. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Granted, it enters your mind and drives you to found a colony on the moon. I wish that food did not make one fat. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Granted, it makes one obese.I wish I had a LEGO statue of Sauron. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Granted. It comes to life and takes over Earth, from Top to Middle to Bottom. I wish I was an Elf from Rivendel. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Granted, you're one of the elves that die at Helms Deep.I wish Sauron didn't take over Earth. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Granted. He takes over the Universe instead. I wish I was Legolas. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Granted. Now whenever you show up somewhere you're instantly being chased by a squealing horde of fangirls trying to grab a strand of your shiny, beautiful hair or steal your bow or something similar. ^^ I wish I looked like my avatar Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Granted. Now people think you're crazy. I wish Legolas (Me) wasn't being chased by fangirls. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 (edited) Granted, now you're being chased by fanboys. I wish I had telekinesis. Edited February 12, 2013 by Dude w/ a Hat Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Granted, but the first time you use it, you slam a boulder into yourself.I wish I could travel the many Planes of the Multiverse. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Granted, you get assaulted by treeants and bleed out in some forest somewhere. I wish for gravity. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Granted, a black hole surrounds you and subsequently implodes.I wish I wasn't attacked by Tree Ants. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Granted, yet they resent you for spelling them wrong. I swish I had better basketball shoes. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 (edited) Granted, they're unnoticeably different.I wish I had answers to all the BIONICLE storyline discrepancies. Edited February 13, 2013 by Vakama-san Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Granted, yet you did not wish so you get nothing. I wish for a burrito. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Granted, it's poisoned.I wish I had a Gundam Dynames 1/100 scale model kit. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-G.12 Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 granted. the pieces break. I wish that I had a vibro-axe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Granted, you literally shake yourself to death.I wish my Gundam Dynames model wasn't broken. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Granted. It reforms, comes to life, and kills you. I wish for a literal melon baller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wazdakka Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 I wish we could come up with something more created than stabbing oneself with a sharp implement and suicide. Also, Flaredrick, you should just look at Norik's cannister. "Googles" - OK... Granted, but aliens abduct you and use it to scoop out from of your brain tissue to create an evil doppelganger of you. I wish Kalatchkies/Kolaczkis didn't go bad so quickly. Quote Steam Name: Toa Hahli Mahri. Xbox Live Gamertag: Makuta. Minecraft Username: ThePoohster.Wants: 2003 Jaller (from Jaller and Gukko), Exo-Toa, Turaga Nuju, Turaga Vakama, Shadow Kraata, Axonn, Brutaka, Vezon & Fenrakk, Nocturn, ORANGE FIKOU.I got rid of my picture, are you happy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Granted, but now everything else goes bad even faster.I wish I people knew what I meant whenever I say something along the lines of 'Planswalker', 'Multiverse', and 'Mana'. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Granted, yet nobody cares. I wish for potatoes. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Granted. They are poisoned.I wish Legolas (me) would be left alone. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Granted. Nobody ever talks to you again. I wish everything I put in my mouth weren't poisonous. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Granted, but you soon realize that some of the things that would otherwise be poisonous taste really, really nasty. Actually, all 'poisonous' stuff does. I'm not sure if it's that much fun... but heeey, apparently you're immune to poison now, isn't that something? =D I wish to get abducted by... wait for it... demons. With huge wings. :3 Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Granted, but they take no prisoners.I wish that he was free. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Granted, instead of missing and dead, they free his body via tossing it back to the surface of the Earth through their dimensional portal(secretly powered by an Olmak).I wish my Toa Vakama set was in mint condition again. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Granted, you are given one mint condition Vakama. Minty fresh. In fact, upon closer inspection you realise it's not made of Lego at all. It's not even made of plastic! It's literally made of mints! Upon discovery of this you are first enraged but as time goes on you realise that at least he has the benefit of making your breath smell great. Of course, then there's the disadvantage of you slowly eating him. But hey, it's your choice really. I wish for a pet dragon that's roughly about the size of the average dog and is trained not to spit fireballs everywhere. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 (edited) Granted, but it does, however, fire abnormally large fireballs at you.I wish my Toa Vakama set wasn't made of mints. Edited February 13, 2013 by Vakama-san Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Granted. It is made of maggots instead.I wish for a gdsghcdfhcds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 (edited) Granted, but...uh...you die of a heart attack.I wish I had the medallion from 'Solatorobo: Red the Hunter'. Edited February 14, 2013 by Vakama-san Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 Granted. However, the medal is accidentally dropped in a closing time capsule prior to its delivery and is nor recovered for over a century, by which you are long dead.I wish "malicious individuals" would stop hacking BZPower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 Granted, but they attack every other website.I wish Crackjag would find something better to do. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 Granted. He deletes half the Internet.I wish for the ability to make banana peels randomly appear on the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canis Lycaon Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Granted, you are the only one that slips on them. I wish that the LEGO RPG Forum was a popular as the BZPRPG. Quote I used to have a banner here. But that RPG is dead. What now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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