FrozenFlash Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Granted, but the force of the black hole also dragged you in.I wish JiMing and the other Dark Pit escaped the black hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death of the Endless Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 (edited) Granted. Their crushed-to-near-molecular-size remains appear next to you.I wish to meet Galadriel. Edited July 20, 2012 by Toa Alaka Quote Weaver, Seeker, and Spark "When the first living thing existed, I was there, waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave." - Death, The Sandman (Previously Toa Alaka) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Granted, but when you go to meet Galadriel, you fall off a cliff.I wish I wasn't crushed-to-near-molecular-sized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death of the Endless Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 (edited) Granted. Instead, you are crushed to the size of an ant. I wish to meet Gandalf this time.OOC: Sorry, I should have made that "size", not "sized". Also, Galadriel is an elf ruler and magician from The Lord of the Rings. Not sure if you knew that from your response. Edited July 21, 2012 by Toa Alaka Quote Weaver, Seeker, and Spark "When the first living thing existed, I was there, waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave." - Death, The Sandman (Previously Toa Alaka) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 Granted, but he thinks you're an enemy and kills you with magic.I wish I knew more about Lord of the Rings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death of the Endless Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 Granted. You now know everything about LotR -- setting, characters, and plot, but also everything else with any tangential connection to the books or movies. The sudden inflow of so much information proves traumatic.I wish I had a silver Krana-Kal. Quote Weaver, Seeker, and Spark "When the first living thing existed, I was there, waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave." - Death, The Sandman (Previously Toa Alaka) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 Granted, but it's a real one. Say goodbye to freewill.I wish Nintendo would buy Sony and Microsoft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 Wish Granted, but they abuse their monopoly and crash the gaming economy.I wish to meet a Nephilim. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 Granted. He destroys you utterly.I wish I could meet Optimus Prime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActivePalpitation Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 Granted but he hates you and doesn't answer your text messagesi wish that More people Knew what monster hunter was (videogame) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 Granted, but they hate it.I wish Monster Hunter 3G was localized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death of the Endless Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 (edited) Granted. It is localized to the Republic of Molossia and nowhere else. (Er, I hope I got the meaning of "localize" right.)I wish I could shapeshift into a coral snake. Edited July 21, 2012 by Toa Alaka Quote Weaver, Seeker, and Spark "When the first living thing existed, I was there, waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave." - Death, The Sandman (Previously Toa Alaka) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 Granted, but you become a snake made of coral. With no organs.I wish I had a Wii U. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Which Is Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 Granted, but it eats you alive.I wish I could Samba dance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActivePalpitation Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 Ganted but it cosumes your whole lifeI wish I had a pet jhen mohran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 Granted, but it tears you limb from limb. And then it eats you.I wish I had a Wii U (that won't eat me alive like my last one did). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 Granted, instead of eating you alive, it kills you and then eats you.I wish people would stop acting like nintendo is the best company. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActivePalpitation Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 (edited) Granted but Because everyone likes the other devs they all have stress attacks and dieI wish not all my wishes were not monster hunter related Edited July 21, 2012 by Mata Prime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 Granted, Monster Hunter doesn't exist so you can't wish about it.I wish I had a (non-sentient) Wii U. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terra Nuva Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 Granted. Too bad your Wii U is sentient and turns into an xbox and then kills youI wish I had a bag of cookies that never ran out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActivePalpitation Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 Granted but the cookies are poisonI Wish that Bionicle smash bros was a game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 Granted, but it sucks.I wish there weren't two Dark Pits. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terra Nuva Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 Granted, but the universe explodes from space time ruptureI wish My comics were popular Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Which Is Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 Granted but then you get bannedI wish for a puppy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 Granted, but it's dead.I wish for something. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa 95 Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 (edited) Granted. Something appears directly in front of you, but it instantly malfunctions and explodes.I wish I had more wishes. Edited July 22, 2012 by Toa 95 Quote Toa 95 Comics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 (edited) Granted, but all your wishes go bad and injure/kill you.I wish for a regular Wii U. Edited July 22, 2012 by Dark Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 Granted, but it doesn't come with any games.I wish for an Xbox or PS3 with Transformers: Dark of the Moon - The Game in the correct form for the console. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terra Nuva Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 granted but the game is scratched and the xbox gets a red ring of death on the first day.I wish for a Lego Ninjago set Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 Granted, but most of the pieces of the set are either broken or missing.I wish I could make a good comic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 Granted, but no one reads it.I wish posts in topics you made added to your post count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 Granted, but posts in topics you didn't make detract.I wish for a Wii U game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 Granted, now you don't have the console!I wish my computer had a better graphics card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 Granted, but it's so good your computer blows up.I wish I had my Wii U back (without losing the game). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 Granted, the game is so good the Wii explodes. (Vengeance is mine! XD)I wish TPBM would have a siggy avatar thingy with a .gif and a flaming chihuahua. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terra Nuva Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 Granted but the chihuahua breaks through the screen and sets you on fire.I wish I could find somebody to trade for a Pythor minifig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActivePalpitation Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 Granted but its just a pictureI wish that I didn't wish this wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Click Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 (edited) They rip you off, steal all your sets which you so foolishly offered to get your precious minifigure, sell those, and run away to Azerbaijan, where they now own a popular Chimichanga franchise.But that's not all! On your summer vacation to Azerbaijan, they discover you are there and give you a free Chimichanga, with complimentary Nightshade.Ninja'd, so try this, ninjafier!The corrupter tries to corrupt this wish, but then decides it is impossible for his feeble mind. So, he takes it to a bunch of wise men living in a secret valley in the Himalayas, who also cannot corrupt this wish. So, he takes it to a tribe of rocket scientist monkeys in the Amazon, who simply wipe mud all over the wish. The wish has been unwished.And then, the impossiblity of the travel time and the wish being unwished promptly destroys all humanity, leaving only the rocket scientist monkeys, who learn to be afterlife ninjas so they can ninja you in your afterlife. Have fun with that, ninjaer!I wish I lived close to Brickfair. Edited July 22, 2012 by Click Quote ~ Corpus Rahkshi: Fang | Hoto | Tube | Tear | Canvas | Garrotte | Reda BZPRPG: Azusai | Mitsuri The Scarabax Library | Flickr | Deviantart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trad Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 You live so close that everywhere you go, you step on a brick. Make that three bricks for each step.I wish I was Skulduggery Pleasant. Quote "Wer Traumt?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActivePalpitation Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 Granted but Valkrie Never rescues you from the altenate dimension thingy(forgot the name)I Wish that i blew up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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