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#7281 Offline Aiwendil

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Posted Apr 25 2013 - 03:37 PM

granted. you can only retain them by going insane

 

I wish for Tony Stark's knowledge


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#7282 Offline The Phantom Terror

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Posted Apr 25 2013 - 03:40 PM

Granted, but you have to be fused to an Iron Man suit (not a bad deal actually...)

 

I wish that I wasn't insane.


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#7283 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Apr 26 2013 - 07:48 AM

Granted, now you're crazy.I wish I could go to Gallifrey.
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#7284 Offline The Phantom Terror

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Posted Apr 26 2013 - 08:55 AM

Granted, but you don't know where that is.

 

I wish that I was normal.


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Posted Apr 29 2013 - 03:50 AM

Granted. Normal, for a Piraka.I wish that nothing unusual is caused by this wish.
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Posted Apr 29 2013 - 06:59 PM

Granted, but in doing so, it causes a paradox. Oh well. 

 

I wish I could read faster.


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Posted May 01 2013 - 03:24 AM

Granted. So fast, you have no idea what it says.I wish I was a Great Being.
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Posted May 01 2013 - 07:30 AM

Granted, but, using your powers, you kill us all accidentally (or was it?!?!) and now can't play Corrupt-a-wish anymore.

 

I wish summer wasn't so hot.


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Posted May 01 2013 - 09:20 AM

Granted, it's utterly freezing to the point that if you just open the door you get hypothermia.I wish summer wasn't so cold.
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Posted May 01 2013 - 10:43 AM

Granted, it is so hot the skin melts off of your bones Indiana Jones-style.

 

I wish that water boils instantly.


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Posted May 01 2013 - 04:14 PM

It does, and at a much lower boiling point. Now try to take a shower.I wish that people I liked weren't so stupid all the time...

 

Granted, but the troll the place so much that you're all banned.

Ha.


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Posted May 03 2013 - 07:21 PM

Granted, but... um... duh... duuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh...... kjdsgoifdnkvmfdsjmvcpkmvcm.......... :drool: :drooling: :dead:

 

I wish to have my brains back...


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Posted May 04 2013 - 10:54 AM

Granted, but whoever took them wiped your memories before returning them.

 

I wish for a fan. Just an ordinary fan.


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Posted May 05 2013 - 11:08 AM

Granted, but it's the only one of its kind, so everyone who want it come to compete and slaughter for it, wrestling it from your corpse.

 

I wish I had a better "interests" column on my profile.


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Posted May 05 2013 - 04:56 PM

Granted, but it's all full of lies.

 

I wish my earbuds weren't broken.


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Posted May 06 2013 - 03:21 PM

[color=#008000;]Now they only blast at full volume.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]I wish I could finish things I start[/color]

 

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Posted May 06 2013 - 04:03 PM

Granted, but they turn out horrible.

 

I wish that I had a 3D printer with NO problems whatsoever.


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Posted May 06 2013 - 08:01 PM

Granted, but it gets stolen five minutes after you buy it.

 

I wish that wifi worked reliably on my iPhone.


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Posted May 08 2013 - 04:54 PM

Granted, but it is constantly connected to a Bells of Saint John-type wifi, which steals your soul and uploads it to the cloud.

 

I wish I knew where I am.


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Posted May 09 2013 - 01:06 AM

Granted, you are on the face of the sun

 

I wish I owned a Nanosuit


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Posted May 09 2013 - 03:05 AM

Granted, and at first all goes quite well and, if I may say so, is a fantastic experience, but at some point, for some odd reason (blame solar winds, that always makes sense in terms of technology =P) it gets stuck in Cloak mode. Which means, that you're now more or less invisible. All. The. Time. Of course, there are even more downsids to it, but with my limited knowledge of the technology I sadly can't really predict them at this point.

I suppose it also goes without saying that you can't take it off anymore, right? :3 But hey, it could be much, much worse. You could explode, or die... but no, you're "just" invisible.

 

I wish I were a powerful wizard in a fantasy setting. :3


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Posted May 09 2013 - 04:14 AM

Granted. A powerful wizard you are. A dark wizard - a necromancer to be exact. So you have your fun for a while, raising an army of the undead to do your bidding, fighting a knight here, raiding a town there, and life as a necromancer seems pretty good. That is until you realise just how lonely you've become. You see, the undead are just reanimated corpses with no mind of their own so they're not very good at keeping you company. As for real people, you're a necromancer practicing dark magic and that is frowned upon, thus those who don't try to kill you do their best to avoid you. Even animals run away from you.

But hey, you have an awesome skull fortress. Shame there's no one to share it with, other than the undead who leave quite the mess.

 

I wish for the ability to control the flow of time.


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Posted May 10 2013 - 01:15 PM

Granted... through a Vahi. Which everyone claws for, and in the process, is smashed to pieces, dooming us ALL!

 

I wish... I wish... I wish I had a wish...


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Posted May 10 2013 - 03:14 PM

Granted, but you lose the wish and become depressed, thus causing you to kill yourself

 

I will for eternal life and happiness


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Posted May 10 2013 - 04:40 PM

Granted, a nearby fish obtains eternal life and happiness, mutating over the years into a horrific monster that sucks the world dry in order to maintain a state of everlasting bliss. Eventually it moves on to new worlds, leaving behing a dry husk of a planet...I wish for a piece of blank paper.
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Posted May 12 2013 - 05:08 AM

granted, however its is sentient and likely to maliciously give you papercuts for the rest of your life

 

I wish for a self cleaning kitchen 


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Well seeing as my old stories are in the archives, and don't see to be reachable, there isn't much for me to put here right now. So hope you are having a good day, and try not to fall into any trans-dimensional portals I guess. Lastly, to round things off with a quote:
 
"Ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?"
 
 

 

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Posted May 14 2013 - 07:01 PM

[color=#a9a9a9;]Granted, but it cleans itself so well that it bores holes through the floor, causing an uneven and unstable floor, which you fall through into the Netherworld which is hidden beneath your house.[/color]

 

[color=#a9a9a9;]I wish people would shut their mouths and open their eyes. If you are one of the few who do, I am Very Proud of Ya.[/color]


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2001:
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2002:Tahnok, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva
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2006:(None)
2007:Dekar, Defilak, Takadox
2008:Gorast, Antroz
2009:Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix
2010:Tahu
And random pieces I bought off Bricklink.
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1999:Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge
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Posted May 15 2013 - 03:18 PM

Granted, but they open their eyes so much that they cannot close them, and they dry out and cause immense discomfort 

 

I wish that my chair was more comfortable


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Well seeing as my old stories are in the archives, and don't see to be reachable, there isn't much for me to put here right now. So hope you are having a good day, and try not to fall into any trans-dimensional portals I guess. Lastly, to round things off with a quote:
 
"Ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?"
 
 

 

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Posted May 15 2013 - 08:30 PM

Granted, but it is so comfortable you never get up. 

And live in that chair for the rest of your life. 

 

 

I wish for a third eye.


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Posted May 16 2013 - 05:49 PM

granted. it gets poked out.

 

I wish for a brand-new, never used, shatterproof,10 hour battery life iPhone with all free apps, internet access, and a password that only I know.


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Posted May 16 2013 - 07:41 PM

Granted, you drop it in the water.

 

I wish I wasn't bored.


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Posted May 25 2013 - 10:50 AM

Granted. You are now so constantly excited, you can never focus on anything.

 

I wish some more people would join Mafia V.


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I used to have a banner here.

 

But that RPG is dead.

 

What now?


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Posted May 25 2013 - 04:57 PM

Granted, and there're noobs

 

I wish someone would play Ratchet & Clank multiplayer


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Posted May 25 2013 - 05:45 PM

Granted, but they're even more annoying than CoD fanboys.

 

(Seriously, though, speaking as a long-time fan of the R&C series, All 4 One and Full Frontal Assault just aren't my cup of tea)

 

I wish I was a faster writer.


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Posted May 25 2013 - 05:49 PM

Granted, but you lose all ability to type well.

 

I wish that some people would get my shameless, blatant advertising.

>join Mafia V<


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Posted May 25 2013 - 10:09 PM

Granted, but they choose to ignore it anyway. I wish that Aquaman was a more appreciated hero. 


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Posted May 26 2013 - 02:51 AM

I really, really, really don't want to corrupt this wish, since I like Aquaman a great deal too, but alas:

 

He does, but in the process you get cancer

 

I wish Batman wasn't as overrated


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Posted May 26 2013 - 08:40 AM

Granted, but it only effects one person.I wish I had a completely normal and harmless pizza.
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Posted May 26 2013 - 02:05 PM

Granted, unfortunately, its leftovers attract a swarm of cockroaches that infest your home.I wish that Star Wars 1313 hadn't been cancelled. 


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Posted May 26 2013 - 02:22 PM

Granted, instead, an objectively terrible spin-off series is produced that spares no expense in screwing over the characters and story from the game.

 

I wish I was funnier


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