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Granted, but the force of the black hole also dragged you in.I wish JiMing and the other Dark Pit escaped the black hole.


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Granted. Their crushed-to-near-molecular-size remains appear next to you.I wish to meet Galadriel.

Edited by Toa Alaka

Weaver, Seeker, and Spark



"When the first living thing existed, I was there, waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave."


- Death, The Sandman


(Previously Toa Alaka)

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Granted, but when you go to meet Galadriel, you fall off a cliff.I wish I wasn't crushed-to-near-molecular-sized.

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Granted. Instead, you are crushed to the size of an ant. I wish to meet Gandalf this time.OOC: Sorry, I should have made that "size", not "sized". Also, Galadriel is an elf ruler and magician from The Lord of the Rings. Not sure if you knew that from your response.

Edited by Toa Alaka

Weaver, Seeker, and Spark



"When the first living thing existed, I was there, waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave."


- Death, The Sandman


(Previously Toa Alaka)

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Granted, but he thinks you're an enemy and kills you with magic.I wish I knew more about Lord of the Rings.

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Granted. You now know everything about LotR -- setting, characters, and plot, but also everything else with any tangential connection to the books or movies. The sudden inflow of so much information proves traumatic.I wish I had a silver Krana-Kal.


Weaver, Seeker, and Spark



"When the first living thing existed, I was there, waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave."


- Death, The Sandman


(Previously Toa Alaka)

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Granted, but it's a real one. Say goodbye to freewill.I wish Nintendo would buy Sony and Microsoft.

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Granted. It is localized to the Republic of Molossia and nowhere else. (Er, I hope I got the meaning of "localize" right.)I wish I could shapeshift into a coral snake.

Edited by Toa Alaka

Weaver, Seeker, and Spark



"When the first living thing existed, I was there, waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave."


- Death, The Sandman


(Previously Toa Alaka)

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Granted, but it tears you limb from limb. And then it eats you.I wish I had a Wii U (that won't eat me alive like my last one did).

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Granted, instead of eating you alive, it kills you and then eats you.I wish people would stop acting like nintendo is the best company.


"I pitea the fool!"


(quote by Chro)


98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET 


IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE


I MISS MY BUCKET 

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Granted but Because everyone likes the other devs they all have stress attacks and dieI wish not all my wishes were not monster hunter related

Edited by Mata Prime

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Granted, Monster Hunter doesn't exist so you can't wish about it.I wish I had a (non-sentient) Wii U.

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Granted. Too bad your Wii U is sentient and turns into an xbox and then kills youI wish I had a bag of cookies that never ran out.


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Granted, but it sucks.I wish there weren't two Dark Pits.


"I pitea the fool!"


(quote by Chro)


98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET 


IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE


I MISS MY BUCKET 

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Granted, but it's dead.I wish for something.


"I pitea the fool!"


(quote by Chro)


98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET 


IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE


I MISS MY BUCKET 

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Granted. Something appears directly in front of you, but it instantly malfunctions and explodes.I wish I had more wishes.

Edited by Toa 95

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Granted, but all your wishes go bad and injure/kill you.I wish for a regular Wii U.

Edited by Dark Pit

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Granted, but it doesn't come with any games.I wish for an Xbox or PS3 with Transformers: Dark of the Moon - The Game in the correct form for the console.


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granted but the game is scratched and the xbox gets a red ring of death on the first day.I wish for a Lego Ninjago set


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Granted, but it's so good your computer blows up.I wish I had my Wii U back (without losing the game).

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Granted, the game is so good the Wii explodes. (Vengeance is mine! XD)I wish TPBM would have a siggy avatar thingy with a .gif and a flaming chihuahua.


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Granted but the chihuahua breaks through the screen and sets you on fire.I wish I could find somebody to trade for a Pythor minifig


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They rip you off, steal all your sets which you so foolishly offered to get your precious minifigure, sell those, and run away to Azerbaijan, where they now own a popular Chimichanga franchise.But that's not all! On your summer vacation to Azerbaijan, they discover you are there and give you a free Chimichanga, with complimentary Nightshade.Ninja'd, so try this, ninjafier!The corrupter tries to corrupt this wish, but then decides it is impossible for his feeble mind. So, he takes it to a bunch of wise men living in a secret valley in the Himalayas, who also cannot corrupt this wish. So, he takes it to a tribe of rocket scientist monkeys in the Amazon, who simply wipe mud all over the wish. The wish has been unwished.And then, the impossiblity of the travel time and the wish being unwished promptly destroys all humanity, leaving only the rocket scientist monkeys, who learn to be afterlife ninjas so they can ninja you in your afterlife. Have fun with that, ninjaer!I wish I lived close to Brickfair.

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You live so close that everywhere you go, you step on a brick. Make that three bricks for each step.I wish I was Skulduggery Pleasant.


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