BrickPharaoh Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 There's no wonder why I've been using his symbol to end my posts for as long as I've been here on BZPower.Praise Tohu! "Welcome to Valhalla, Warrior." Recent MOC's: The Headless Horseman (BBC71 Finalist) LDD CCBS Chess The Shadowed One (BBC69) Nydoretha (Netherealm Empress) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopekemaster Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 (edited) Hapori Tohu loves you. He has always loved you. He won't let anyone else have you. Ever. He will never give you up,He will never let you down,He will never run around and desert you,He will never make you cry,He will never say goodbye,He will never tell a lie and hurt you. Or so I've heard. Edited January 12, 2014 by Master of all Kopekes My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Hapori Tohu is the Bionicle counterpart of Mickey Mouse. Just look at him, you can't deny it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed297 Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 (edited) "Then, whispered Black 6, those first men formed the forum around small emoticons which Hapori Tohu shewed them; emoticons brought in dim aeras from dead websites. That forum would never die till BIONICLE came back again, and the administrators would take great Hapori Tohu to His throne to revive His member base and resume His rule of BZPower. The time would be easy to know, for then BZPower would have become as Hapori Tohu; brilliant and pleasant and beyond skilled at MOCing, with Kanohi and faceplates thrown aside and all users copy+pasting gears to the backs of their avatars and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Hapori Tohu would teach them new ways to MOC and build and create and enjoy LEGO, and all the internet would flame with a revival of creativity and freedom. Meanwhile the forum, by appropriate rites, must keep alive the memory of those ancient ways and shadow forth the prophecy of their return." I wonder if there's anything I can't adapt this quote to. Edited January 12, 2014 by The Kumquat Alchemist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan Tec Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 I think he's an account made by the creators of the site to post news and be our mascot I feel like he should post in this one day this will contain greatness only the best. But take this with the ocean of salt then you will know what to expect from this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 He is the sexiest man alive, no questions asked. Hapori Tohu is the Lord of BZPower. Question him not! (Unless you are Hapori Dume) The peering red eyes are friendly and inviting. You love the red peering eyes. I LOVE THE RED PEERING EYES LONG LIVE HAPORI TOHU ALL GLORY TO HIM We exist because Tohu allows it, and we will end because he demands it. Hapori Tohu loves you. He has always loved you. He won't let anyone else have you. Ever. There's no wonder why I've been using his symbol to end my posts for as long as I've been here on BZPower.Praise Tohu! ...Told you he had a Komau. Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just A Dot Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 He is the sexiest man alive, no questions asked....Told you he had a Komau. Silly Dapping Human. The Komau has no control over sexual appeal, because there is no reproduction in the Matoran Universe. I find him sexy on my own reasoning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Transpecies relations? Uh, okay. Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aanchir Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Transpecies relations? Uh, okay.Tohu is not a different species than us. Tohu transcends species. Within each and every faithful BZPower member is a Hapori Tohu longing to break free. Latest MOC: PAIGE (Prototype Artificial Intelligence, Gynoid Expression) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 That's... not disturbing at all. Hapori is a Xenomorph Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopekemaster Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Transpecies relations? Uh, okay.Tohu is not a different species than us. Tohu transcends species. Within each and every faithful BZPower member is a Hapori Tohu longing to break free. How do you expect to outrun Hapori Tohu My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Like I said... six billion eyes. Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopekemaster Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Behold. My masterpiece. My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted January 15, 2014 Author Share Posted January 15, 2014 That is 300 different types of disturbing. I don't know what that comic was originally, but just looking at it gives me the creeps. Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopekemaster Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 That is 300 different types of disturbing. I don't know what that comic was originally, but just looking at it gives me the creeps. It was a comic of a scene from Spongebob, edited over to be a Lord English (from Homestuck) comic, which I then edited into a Hapori Tohu comic. tada My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitoshura Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 That explains it i was like what the heck when i saw it. profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted January 15, 2014 Author Share Posted January 15, 2014 That is 300 different types of disturbing. I don't know what that comic was originally, but just looking at it gives me the creeps. It was a comic of a scene from Spongebob, edited over to be a Lord English (from Homestuck) comic, which I then edited into a Hapori Tohu comic. tada Ok, that makes sense, at least in terms of the Spongebob part... Also, the blood snail is smarter than Mata Nui [/sPIRIT comedies reference] which makes the (hopefully unintentional) placement of bonesiii's av kinda disturbing, even worse than the hivemind blob thing. Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopekemaster Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 (edited) the hivemind blob thing I was able to figure out the rest of the post, but this has got me (mostly) stumped. Anyway, there are [sorta] about three conspiratorial things in this. One (?) of which makes more sense if you have read Homestuck. Also, here is the original comic. Now that I've pretty much wrapped up in my getting off topic...Let's get back to the Hapori Mythos. Edited January 15, 2014 by Master of all Kopekes My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 (edited) Hapori is in your home, disassembling your MOCs. Right now. Seriously, look. Usin' his mad ninja skills. Edited January 15, 2014 by The Dapper Man Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 (edited) Actually Tahu just had a rude awakening one day. In an unfortunate prank gone wrong accident, Takua melted Jaller's mask into two yellow gears. Fearing the consequences of his actions, he abandoned the unconscious Jaller and slipped into Tahu's chambers as Tahu had spent the previous night playing the new version of "Muaka Hunter 3,000" (as he had been an avid collector of the 2,999 previous games) and was much too tired to perform his toa duties. Takua then proceeded to steal Tahu's hau and spray painted it yellow with his secret stash of MS Paint supplies (which is how he went from lightish blue and yellow to a deeper blue in 2003). Unsure of what to do with the gears, Takua decided to hide the evidence of his guilt under Tahu's pillow, hoping that Tahu would assume the great Pin and Axel fairy had granted his secret desire for a cooler gear function. Takua then fled the scene and placed the now yellow Hau onto Jaller. All was going well until Makuta formed a shadow hand that slapped Tahu right in the face, whereupon the gears permanently fused to the back of his head. Unfortunately, this was omitted from the canon storyline as C.A. Hapka was replaced. Edited January 16, 2014 by Tekulo the WindWriter 1 Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltex Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Hapori Tohu is a legend; a myth; and yet, he stands before us, posting all of the news of this land. No one can match his might. JOIN AETHERGARDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Hapori can smell you. Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahkshi Guurahk Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 (edited) Hapori Tohu has simultaneously seen the universe begin and end. (Sorry, typed that on a phone and it has autocorrect.) Edited January 18, 2014 by Rahkshi Guurahk -Rahkshi GuurahkGENERATION 3: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.If I actually tried putting all the stuff I like on here, the sig would burst. (This banner is created by http://www.bzpower.com/board/user/59020-onaku/ ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerRayg Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Hapori Dume has simultaneously seen the universe begin and end.Yeah but who told you about that???? Latest Update: STORM AND SAND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurora the cat Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Hapori Dume has simultaneously seen the universe begin and end.Yeah but who told you about that???? They know!! ShutdownEVERYTHING! -Insert deep message to prove I am alive here- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 (edited) Tohu knows about the coughing Brazilian. Edited January 18, 2014 by The Dapper Man Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Anyone else wondering what Hapori Tohu would say if he posted in this topic? Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopekemaster Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Anyone else wondering what Hapori Tohu would say if he posted in this topic? That's a big if. My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltex Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Anyone else wondering what Hapori Tohu would say if he posted in this topic?I imagine something along the lines of "I am fire. I am death!"Except awesomer. JOIN AETHERGARDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Anyone else wondering what Hapori Tohu would say if he posted in this topic?He'd say that he's the news guy. Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahkshi Guurahk Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Anyone else wondering what Hapori Tohu would say if he posted in this topic?He'd say that he's the news guy. But he is much more than the news guy. TOHU IS MUCH MORE! -Rahkshi GuurahkGENERATION 3: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.If I actually tried putting all the stuff I like on here, the sig would burst. (This banner is created by http://www.bzpower.com/board/user/59020-onaku/ ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 How much more? We'll never know, for we can only speculate. Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopekemaster Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 O Tohu, most potent King, who reignest in BZPower, I call and Iinvoke thee in the name of the Staff! I command thee by virtue of the Most High, the Administrator, to send me immediately before this circle the Spirit Blacksiel Sixsus, with all other Spirits of Staff who are subject unto thee, that the same may answer in everything, even as I shall require them. If thou failest, I will torment thee with the sword of fire divine, that of the great Fire-Toa Tahu; I will multiply thy sufferings, and will burn thee. Wow I guess I should stop reading Grimoires. (Shamelessly parodied from the Grimoire of Honorius.) My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerRayg Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 You call the Tohu, you deserve what happens to you when he shows up. Latest Update: STORM AND SAND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaru Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 (edited) All that is known is that He Will Be Pleased. And that the world will burn. The world is wrong Everything is wrong You sense it You know it He doesn't know it's coming But it's all ending soon Death becomes all Edited January 21, 2014 by Makaru Spoiler Alert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xccj Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 He plagorizes the front news page and posts it in the forums. Not complaining, but all the same... My BZPower Stories Dark Core--Kulagi's Kanoka--A Shadow's Contrivance--Mystery on Keli-Nui--BZ-Koro: To Bring Back Bionicle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Greg's online serials are just anagrams that describe Hapori Tohu 's true form. Contrary to popular belief, he is the true love interest for toa Gali. Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 He's also the reason Toa Vakama is so whiny. By the time he was a Turaga, he hadn't seen Tohu in a while and had cheered up. 1 Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 I've always thought he was just an animated robot tiki head. http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timelady Gallade Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Tohu is the One who will Truely win Steal The Mask 2, and all varitions thereoff. P̴̡͘r̛̕a̵͟i̷͞s͢͠é̴̢̛̕ ̛͡t̴̶̨͞h͢҉̶e̢͟ ̸̢͢͠R͢é̷͏̶d̸͘͞ ̴͟͡͏͞a͞n̶̛̕̕҉d̶͠͞͞ ̶̡̧B̷̛l̀҉a҉̢́͟c̕͠k̢͠ ̶̸̡͟͢Ģ͞͝͏͝ó̕d̛͢͢͡͠.̧҉.̷̧̛͟͞.̀҉̴̧̨̧̡Minecraft username: furno5943 3DS Friend code: 5043 2524 8032 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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