Voltex Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Bounty on VoltexI didn't even kill you, that was Punished Snake. JOIN AETHERGARDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 (edited) I know I may or may not have meant to say "sponsoring Voltex" and "bounty on Snake" and then accidentally used the wrong halves of both sentences Edited February 13, 2014 by Chro save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Of Anarchy Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Wait, you can do both? BZPRPG CharactersWant to play all the Lego games? Click Here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltex Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 I know I may or may not have meant to say "sponsoring Voltex" and "bounty on Snake" and then accidentally used the wrong halves of both sentencesrude fake mistakes are rudeyou would all miss my delicious cakes if i die JOIN AETHERGARDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 It wasn't a fake mistake; I did say "may or may not have" And besides, I don't want to pay Snake back this early - I'm saving it up for later save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltex Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Once again I must say that the player to claim the bounty shall suffer if they are successful. JOIN AETHERGARDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 That's perfectly fine with me I've definitely considered the possibility that the people who are most likely to gun for a bounty are people I want killed indirectly save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Well lucky me, I'm not one of them then. I just kill whoever I want. And Unit. Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowhawk Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Bounty on Voltex. BZPRPG profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltex Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Bounty on Voltex. Chro already placed a bounty on me for this round JOIN AETHERGARDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowhawk Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Oh. Well, then... um... I have to think about this. BZPRPG profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltex Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 I hear Shadowvezon and Portalfig and Blade and Pulse are available Plus other people I don't remember. i should probably pay more attention to the player list. JOIN AETHERGARDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Of Anarchy Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Where are todays results? BZPRPG CharactersWant to play all the Lego games? Click Here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltex Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 I don't think the round ends until midnight, so we should see the results tomorrow. JOIN AETHERGARDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Of Anarchy Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Oh, I thought it ended last night, my bad. BZPRPG CharactersWant to play all the Lego games? Click Here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Toa Lhikevikk- Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 ^Chuck needs to use that emote while describing a sledgehammer attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Of Anarchy Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 LOL That would be hilarious!And this to describe explosives .This for Poison Any other ones? BZPRPG CharactersWant to play all the Lego games? Click Here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Toa Lhikevikk- Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 , , and are a great combo for wire strangulation. Couldn't find any good ones of guns and knives though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnmad Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 And this would work for when you're putting up a bounty. If only piano-dropping was a thing... - Avatar by Brickeens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Of Anarchy Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Yeah, how is it that nobody has died from a piano? BZPRPG CharactersWant to play all the Lego games? Click Here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blessed Blade Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Because that isn't an option. =P The Pokemon TopicPokemon: Rise of the Rockets - Rise of the Rockets Discussion Topic - Rise of the Rockets Side Stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Then someone make it an option. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Well, it could be in the next game by a different host... or someone could have a sledgehammer that's a piano on a stick... On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Of Anarchy Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Or the Host could just write it into the thing. BZPRPG CharactersWant to play all the Lego games? Click Here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltex Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Pick your strengths and weaknesses from the following: KnifeWireSledgehammerGunPoisonExplosionPiano You must declare the piano to be valued at 1. JOIN AETHERGARDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Wait what? are we suppose to actually suppose to big Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blessed Blade Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 It was a joke, Vox. =P The Pokemon TopicPokemon: Rise of the Rockets - Rise of the Rockets Discussion Topic - Rise of the Rockets Side Stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Ah.. sorry having one of those slow days Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Of Anarchy Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 LOL now annoucing the Piano wars, how manys can you kill a man with a Piano? BZPRPG CharactersWant to play all the Lego games? Click Here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 9001. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 (edited) Well, you could...Drop a piano on their head Hide a bomb in the piano Open the piano, put them inside and crush them with the lid Hid a gas canister inside rigged so it releases deadly gas when they play it Hide inside the piano and jump out and kill them Force them to eat a mini piano Force them to eat a bunch of mini pianos Force them to eat a poisonous mini piano Crush them in a pile of mini pianos Digitize them into Super Mario 64 and make them get eaten by the Killer Piano Drop them onto a piano from a high height. If you were very big, you could pick up a piano and throw it at them You could force off a piano key and stab them with it You could force a bunch of piano keys down their throats You could hide a pistol inside a piano You could hide a rifle inside a piano You could hide a tommy gun inside a piano You could hide a flamethrower inside a piano You could hide a bazooka inside a piano You could hide... well, any type of weapon, really You could use telekinesis to throw a piano at them You could drop a piano on them. A flaming piano You could tie them to a piano. And drop it on someone else's head You could hide poison inside the piano. They play a key, triggering the poison, and then they start coughing, which makes a Gun fire, which makes them fall backwards into a Knife. The impact makes a sledgehammer fall onto their head, which pushes their head into wire, which contracts, making their head go flying off. The head flies into a Motion-Sensor Bomb, which makes the place explode. You could overuse a joke about pianos so much that the joke gets old, and their heads explode from the ensuring boredom.You get the idea. There's a lot. Edited February 16, 2014 by Regenerated ShadowVezon Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Can I hide a piano in a piano? Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowhawk Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 @Pupwa: Provided it's small enough to fit, sure. BZPRPG profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Option 24 save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fighty Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Hello all. I am so incredibly sorry that I didn't get this out last night as promised. My business over the weekend took a bit longer than expected. Round 3 Summary The third day of the Assassin Olympics was going along swimmingly. The sun was shining, the snow was glistening, and the local morgue had been cleaned up, ready for new residents to be interned. Aegon Targaryen had gotten up early to enjoy an invigorating judo session, a hearty protein shake, and a lively meet-and-greet with some of his die-hard fans. Eager fans were lined up to meet the renowned Olympian. "Would you mind signing this for me? I've been dying to get your autograph!" said a breathless fan, whose face was obscured by an Aegon Targaryen Fathead. "Sure," Aegon shrugged, taking the piece of paper. As he mindlessly scribbled down his signature, his eyes happened to notice an unfortunate sentence at the top: Wanted: Dead or Alive. His autographing hand froze and he looked up just in time to absorb a rocket-blast to the face. Protalgif removed the Fathead and, with the aid of a grappling hook, escaped the horde of traumatized fans. The bounty hunter chuckled, crossing another name off of his hit list. As he rounded a corner in the hotel in which Aegon had been having his meet-and-greet, his nose detected an auspicious aroma. "Hmm... vanilla... with a hint of lemon..." he murmured as he walked, wondering from whence the smell was wafting. He got his answer a moment later, as Voltex's cake-hammer came flying out of nowhere and collided with his face. Protalgif went limp, his life ended in arguably one of the most delicious ways possible. Voltex picked up his hammer, leaving Protalgif's crushed, cake-plastered corpse in the hotel hallway. He headed back to his hotel room to retrieve his favorite suit coat, as he had an exclusive interview with GQ later that afternoon as a part of their Olympics coverage. Walking into the room, he poured himself a shot of Shadowhawk-brand bourbon and took a moment to observe the breathtaking view out of the vista window of his suite. As his eyes gazed at the shimmering Odinan skyline, he noticed an anomaly amongst the clouds. Namely, a helicopter, carting a strange piece of cargo. As the chopper approached, Voltex was able to make out the large piece of cargo dangling from its underbelly: a grand piano. The chopper dove towards his window, and, at the last second, pulled up, snapping the cord and sending the piano hurtling through the glass into Voltex's room. Voltex was barely able to dive out of the way as the ensuing eruption of ebony, ivory and mahogany littered his suite with debris. Voltex stood up, brushing the dust off his dirtied suit coat. "Well, that was odd," he mused. As he stood there pondering why on earth an assassin would use a helicopter to sling a piano through a window, he heard a strange beeping sound. Unfortunately, he didn't have time to hide before the bomb which had been hidden in the piano exploded, engulfing the entire suite in flame. A satisfied Unit watched from his helicopter. "There was probably a more efficient way to do that," Unit mused as he piloted away from the scene of the crime. As Unit was mentally assessing how he could streamline his assassination processes in the future, he suddenly found it hard to focus. His vision had become blurry, and he was having a hard time forming coherent thounghksihherns. That's when he realized that he had a crowbar protruding from his skull. Unit had just enough time to look at his co-pilot's seat to see ShadowVezon sitting there, a diabolical grin plastered on his wild face, before he lost all consciousness and plummeted to his death. Vezon had just enough time to jump out of the chopper and pull his chute before the helicopter collided with the ground in a colossal explosion. In another part of town, Baltarc, Blade, and Pulsating Explosive were having a competition to see who could withstand the most hits to the face with a sledgehammer. Baltarc went first and, despite being weakened by Lhikevikk, managed to endure a full-frontal sledgehammer attack to the skull from Pulsating Explosive. Woozily taking his own sledgehammer, Baltarc swung it with all of his might at Blade's head, eviscerating his cranium into a gory mess with the consistency of oatmel. Baltarc then turned to Pulse. "Your turn," he grinned madly, advancing on Pulse with sledgehammer outstretched. Pulse turned and ran away as the sun began to set on the third day of the Assassin Olympics. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- tl;dr: Aegon Targaryen, Protalgif, Voltex, Unit and Blade are dead. Baltarc, JiMing, Pulsating Explosive, ShadowVezon and the Dapper Man remain. Round 4 starts now and will end Wednesday at 11:30pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 I am offering pulse my support.. I can do that right? Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltex Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 ShadowVezon, you have my thanks. JOIN AETHERGARDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fighty Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 I am offering pulse my support.. I can do that right?Absolutely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Toa Lhikevikk- Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Crowbar counts as "sledgehammer" in game mechanics, right? Just checking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 (edited) Yeah. I meant to bash him with it several times, but oh well. Edited February 18, 2014 by Regenerated ShadowVezon Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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