Dapper-Sama Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 A front for those aliens. You know which aliens. Those aliens. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Were accidentally declared war on by SETI, the UN and HASBRO. Twitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Is run by bird people from Pluto. Dolphins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 If you gut one, you can find the plans for the Wii. My avatar. 1 Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Shows the truth to the world: there are always to sides, two parallel dimensions. It simply requires practice to see both. Water Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Toa Lhikevikk- Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 (edited) Is actually a chemical called Dihydrogen Monoxide, which is fatal in high doses, a contributor to global warming and acid rain, corrosive to many metals and erosive to most of our landscape, and has been found in all our most polluted lakes and rivers. Monarchy. Edited August 16, 2014 by -Toa Lhikevikk- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Put in place for us to pay attention certain figures around the world who are actually robotic vessels of intelligent but malevolent blobfish, though not as influential as they used to be so they can more effectively blend in and hide. Blobfish. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorikSigma Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 The true masters of SETI and Hasbro. Not yet the UN. That's the job of fingernails. Fingernails. Quote BZPRPG ARC 3 / Breaking Point Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Biologically grown disease humans acquired in evolution to ward off the Aliens the lack of Fungi Elementals in bionicle Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 An attempt to confuse the weak-minded. Smart phones Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Are sentient, and are waiting for humanity to become so dependent on them that they can take control of the world. Doctor Who Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Was created by The Queen as a plot to make the restoration of the British crown in America easier. The Simpsons. Quote I occasionally return to BZP for a nostalgic trip back. Hit me up on discord if you need anything. BZPRPG Characters that I will possibly revive, Mons-Shajs-Tarotrix-Aryll Vudigg-Jorruk Yokin-Senavysh Angavur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geardirector Posted September 2, 2014 Author Share Posted September 2, 2014 Are actually a depiction of how the world would've looked if God had a very messed up sense of humor Credit Cards Quote BZPRPG Profiles Nuparu-Ferron-Mar-Zelvin-Wiremu-Farzan-Mako-Krex-Tamachan-??? Akiri Nuparu Posts: 1. 2. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Are being used by aliens to secretly collect information about us. Flowers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Secret spy cams by the prehistoric dinosaur government. Cream cheese 1 Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Are the processed brains of Yetis collected by world food companies. Fallout: NV. Quote I occasionally return to BZP for a nostalgic trip back. Hit me up on discord if you need anything. BZPRPG Characters that I will possibly revive, Mons-Shajs-Tarotrix-Aryll Vudigg-Jorruk Yokin-Senavysh Angavur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyria Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Bethesda knew that Fallout 3 was going to almost ruin the Franchise, so they had Obsidian work on New Vegas almost right after it came out to make a good modern Fallout game.Journalism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 (edited) A Papal plot to cause people to buy Newspapers and Televisions. Birds. Edited September 8, 2014 by Mr. House Quote I occasionally return to BZP for a nostalgic trip back. Hit me up on discord if you need anything. BZPRPG Characters that I will possibly revive, Mons-Shajs-Tarotrix-Aryll Vudigg-Jorruk Yokin-Senavysh Angavur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 An insidious species that is attempting to somehow get into the chest of every human being so that they can make our organs depend on them for functionability. Bluetooth wireless protocol Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Was designed to make you like Galidor. Dr. Doom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Was a product of The Watchers of The World (Stan Lee and Jack Kirby), to prepare us for the apocalypse. Whales. Quote I occasionally return to BZP for a nostalgic trip back. Hit me up on discord if you need anything. BZPRPG Characters that I will possibly revive, Mons-Shajs-Tarotrix-Aryll Vudigg-Jorruk Yokin-Senavysh Angavur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Are in actuality hunting people down, and using their fat reserves as materials for artificial food. Viacom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Is Standard Oil in disguise. Mazda Cars. Quote I occasionally return to BZP for a nostalgic trip back. Hit me up on discord if you need anything. BZPRPG Characters that I will possibly revive, Mons-Shajs-Tarotrix-Aryll Vudigg-Jorruk Yokin-Senavysh Angavur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Are mobile nuclear missiles, with self-detonation devices that activate whenever the radio plays Rick Ashley. 80's Mario voice actor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 A computer voice specially designed to aggravate emotions. Cameras Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Smith Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Were added to cell phones so that the NSA et al. can more effectively spy on the world. Legends of Mata Nui (the cancelled game). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Was recalled because it featured the aliens SETI, the UN and HASBRO accidentally declared war on. Milkshakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 If you shaked fresh mlik from the cow, you die. That's just a placebo. Politics. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Smith Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Exist to distract us from the Illuminati. Apple watches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 An attempt to see how smart the general population really is by publicly announcing their plans. Windrider. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 An attempt to harness the power of stupidity. earbuds Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tapp Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 alien worms who amplify sound to liquifie your brain. Rooster teeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 A conspiracy to make people eat Pasta. SpongeBob. Quote I occasionally return to BZP for a nostalgic trip back. Hit me up on discord if you need anything. BZPRPG Characters that I will possibly revive, Mons-Shajs-Tarotrix-Aryll Vudigg-Jorruk Yokin-Senavysh Angavur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Is actually flesh-eating, and is waiting in your kitchen to kill you. Mustard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Is really ketchup with yellow dye and artificial flavoring. Algebra II Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Undertaken Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Is really just algebra I in disguise. Lego 1 Quote -END OF LINE- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calvirick Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Propaganda to cripple the innocents' feet with intense pain and agony. Notebooks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 An attempted melding of paper bugs. It didn't work out as they intended. Google Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Gained its monopoly on web searches through the use of voodoo magic. Rain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Stranger Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 (edited) Aquatic aliens seeding the planet with extraterrestrial vegetation. Bionicle 2015 Edited September 24, 2014 by Solomon Kane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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