BIONICLE MAFIA XXXI: Extra American

[Quisoves Potoo]

"Revolution is war. Of all the wars known in history it is the only lawful, rightful, just, and truly great war...

"In America this war has been declared and begun."

-Vladimir Hitler

Night One

 

 

 

The street was silent. Birdsong has long since taken flight, and what machinery survived was deep in inertia's thrall. On one side was a row of withered store fronts, sans doors, sans windows, sans owners. Everywhere were the marks of stagnance and decay. It was a picture of perfect lifelessness.

 

The stillness gave way a little as a figure emerged from the curtain of dust and fog. A flickering lightstone, affixed to a wall, alone illuminated him. He relaxed, thankful that he had any light at all. After so much darkness, it failed to bother him in seconds-long intervals. With any luck, he would find a legible street-sign soon. He felt he was due a change in fortunes, having lost his way nearly three hours ago.

 

An ordinary observer would have seen one Matoran, no more; would have heard his breathing and his footfalls, no more.

 

There was little ordinary about the figure atop the building.

 

Unlike his quarry, he knew very well where he was, for he had grown all too accustomed to darkness. He could have finished his task an hour ago. But where was the fun in that?

 

Manducus walked along the street.

 

Darkness came for four seconds.

 

Manducus screamed.

 

 

* * *

 

In the morning they found his body. At noon they realized what it was.

 

It had been savaged, resembling more a heap of garbage than a Matoran. His mask was missing.

They soon found that, intact but for the symbol carved across its surface: A swastika, ending at opposite ends in hammers and sickles.

 

It was Luroka who put the general sentiment to words: "One of us must hang separately, or we shall all hang together."

 

They would soon see democracy in action...

 

Manducus, Average American, killed Night One.

 

Day One begins now!

You have 24 hours to vote!
 

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

Before I vote- are there any hints in the scene?

[Voltex]

Before I vote- are there any hints in the scene?

 

everyone knows true americans don't need hints, pleb

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

 

Before I vote- are there any hints in the scene?

 

everyone knows true americans don't need hints, pleb

 

I vote Toa Smoke Monster via this logic.

[Makuta Luroka]

 

Before I vote- are there any hints in the scene?

 

everyone knows true americans don't need hints, pleb

 

Wait, what's a "hint?"

[ToaTImeLord]

The first to post is always Mafia.

 

I vote Rahkshi Guurahk!

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

The first to post is always Mafia.

 

I vote Rahkshi Guurahk!

...That is the kind of thinking that Communazis use, I'd be wary of TTL. :3

[Manducus]

Dang. Right off the bat I'm already dead.

[Ghidora131]

Before I vote- are there any hints in the scene?

Potoos in Scandinavia wrote this.

 

Of course there are hints.

 

 

I vote Vol-Tex. Already he's calling people Plebs.

[Voxumo]

Dang. Right off the bat I'm already dead.

They fear you, and your abilities. Given in most mafia games where I am part of the mafia, I usually strongly advise killing off the more competent players first, so as to remove those who may be quicker to discern identities. This is probably the same logic this mafia is employing... that or they just really don't like you.

[Trijhak]

I democratically vote in the name of [FAMOUS AMERICAN PRESIDENT] for...

 

 

Phantom Terror.

[FrozenFlash]

On Roosevelt's behalf, I shall vote for... *drumroll*

 

...Timelord!

[Kanakalackin]

I'm in the same boat at Guu, TTL is to be lynched!

[Quisoves Potoo]

Before I vote- are there any hints in the scene?

Ask not what the scene can do for you, but what you can do for the scene.

 

Current Tally:

Toa Smoke Monster-1

Rahkshi Guurahk-1

Phantom Terror-1

Toa Timelord-2

Edited July 11, 2016 by Quisoves Potoo

[Manducus]

 

Dang. Right off the bat I'm already dead.

They fear you, and your abilities. Given in most mafia games where I am part of the mafia, I usually strongly advise killing off the more competent players first, so as to remove those who may be quicker to discern identities. This is probably the same logic this mafia is employing... that or they just really don't like you.

 

 

It's the latter, man. They don't like the anime eyes.

[Kanakalackin]

 

 

Dang. Right off the bat I'm already dead.

They fear you, and your abilities. Given in most mafia games where I am part of the mafia, I usually strongly advise killing off the more competent players first, so as to remove those who may be quicker to discern identities. This is probably the same logic this mafia is employing... that or they just really don't like you.

 

 

It's the latter, man. They don't like the anime eyes.

 

[Toa Smoke Monster]

ToaTimeLord gets my vote.

[jed1ndy]

I guess I'll vote for Timelord as well.

[Quisoves Potoo]

Current Tally:

Toa Smoke Monster-1

Rahkshi Guurahk-1

Phantom Terror-1

Toa Timelord-4

 

Just under half an hour left, folks!

 

EDIT:

Current Tally:

Toa Smoke Monster-1

Rahkshi Guurahk-1

Phantom Terror-1

Toa Timelord-4

 

Voting for Day One is now officially closed.

Edited July 11, 2016 by Quisoves Potoo

[Voltex]

timelord's poor record with governing the jungle region of okoto has come back to haunt him... again.

[ToaTImeLord]

timelord's poor record with governing the jungle region of okoto has come back to haunt him... again.

My British ghost will haunt you forever.

*sips tea.*

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

 

timelord's poor record with governing the jungle region of okoto has come back to haunt him... again.

My British ghost will haunt you forever.

*sips tea.*

 

We don't approve of Loyalist ghosts here, only Patriot. =P

[Nik the Three]

EDIT: Nevermind, I haven't noticed voting is over. Silly me.

Edited July 12, 2016 by Nik the Three

[Trijhak]

timelord's poor record with governing the jungle region of okoto has come back to haunt him... again.

 

Shouldn't he be the one doing the haunting?

Edited July 12, 2016 by Trijhak

[Ta-metru_defender]

 

timelord's poor record with governing the jungle region of okoto has come back to haunt him... again.

 

Shouldn't he be the one doing the haunting?

It's America. Everyone gets to haunt.

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

I'm in the same boat at Guu, TTL is to be lynched!

I love how me stating I'm suspicious of someone starts a bandwagon, rather than me actually voting for someone who's a lot more likely to be a Communazi.

Also, as a random unrelated remark, I nominate Henry Clay for a dual position of American who should have become president, with Benjamin Franklin.

Edited July 13, 2016 by Rahkshi Guurahk

[Kanakalackin]

This is still going on, right? Not trying to complain but it's been three days since something happened

[Quisoves Potoo]

Note to self, never say anything to the effect of "well, I should feel fine for the next few weeks."

 

Anyhow, sorry for the abysmally late scene. If this keeps up, I'll this over to yet another host.

 

Apologies for the shoddiness of the following scene.

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself."

-Turaga Ehfdiar

 

Day One

Perishing From the Universe

or

By the People, For the People

 

He was dead before the noose slipped round his neck.

The accusations had flown with wild abandon, but the venomous hubbub had finally coalesced into a singular chorus: "Timelord!"

Though he had tried to reason with them, to show them the folly of their notion, yet had the fury of the mob been upon him. Not even the most perfect syllogism, spoken in the most alluring voice, by the most perfect rhetorician, could have sated its bloodlust.

Fear had driven them on, and fear had welled up within him, till he burst, the light of his eyes replaced with the glints of the afternoon suns.

* * *

When it as done, they opened up his corpse, only to find disappointment and guilt. His entrails were not red and black. All was silver and green and pink. He was innocent.
 

ToaTimelord, Average American, Hanged Day 1

 

Night roles have 24 hours to act!

[ToaTImeLord]

Time to haunt you all.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Time to haunt you all.

I wonder who would one call to counteract this....

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

 

Time to haunt you all.

 

I wonder who would one call to counteract this....

Ghooooooooooooooostbusters, led by Chuck Norris.

[Dallior]

I'd be willing to take back over for a little bit if you suddenly die of Ebolaids.

[ToaTImeLord]

Booooooooo.

 

Boooooooooooooo.

 

Other Ghost sooooooounds.

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

Booooooooo.

 

Boooooooooooooo.

 

Other Ghost sooooooounds.

*Goes to chattering burning patriotic corpse pile*

*Slaps your corpse*

[ToaTImeLord]

Is this game still going or did it die?

[Kanakalackin]

Is this game still going or did it die?

Not quite as dead as you

[Voltex]

 

Is this game still going or did it die?

Not quite as dead as you

 

 

ooooh

 

you just got burned

 

burned dude, BURNED

[ToaTImeLord]

 

 

 

 

Is this game still going or did it die?

Not quite as dead as you

ooooh

 

you just got burned

 

burned dude, BURNED

Like the Jungle.

[Makuta Luroka]

 

 

Is this game still going or did it die?

Not quite as dead as you

 

 

ooooh

 

you just got burned

 

burned dude, BURNED

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBMS6DTBq2c

 

That is a burn

Edited July 23, 2016 by Auktam Aroluk

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

In the name of Franklin Delano Roosevelt I hereby revive this topic.

Any news on the game?