BIONICLE MAFIA XXXV AND THE GOLDEN HEIST

[Voltex]

 

*I put this asterisk here just to make you all think I had something else that was actually important to say.

Well we don't really listen half the time so

 

Also why didn't Mr. Fuse refuse your offer?

 

 

I don't make him tip

[Nato G]

Well we don't really listen half the time so

 

This fate-tempter doesn't speak for me. 

[Ghidora131]

This fate-tempter doesn't speak for me.

I speak for the good of the commonwealth, k'naive

 

This is mafia; the only rule is we're all our own spokesperson, but we're all on the same burning wheel heading into the gorge

[Voltex]

actually there are three rules, not one

[ToaTImeLord]

actually there are three rules, not one

1.bandwagon

2.Vote for someone who's name looks suspicious.

3.Watch the Village spiral out of control

Edited November 14, 2016 by ToaTimeLord

[Ghidora131]

 

actually there are three rules, not one

1.bandwagon

2.Vote for someone who's name looks suspicious.

3.Watch the Village spiral out of control

Pretty much

[Voltex]

scene delayed until tomorrow, was busy most of today and then spent the rest sleeping

[Nato G]

You're just delaying the inevitable. 

[Onaku]

You're just delaying the inevitable. 

 

Thank you for stating something that was not at all obvious to anyone else. Your observational skills are astonishing.

Edited November 15, 2016 by Toa Onaku

[Ghidora131]

 

You're just delaying the inevitable. 

 

Thank you for stating something that was not at all obvious to anyone else. Your observational skills are astonishing.

 

He's quite a perceptive person, wouldn't you agree? I mean, he is partially right, we're probably all going to end up dead when Voltex is done here

[ShadowVezon]

Wouldn't be the first time. "Whoops, someone messed around with a nuke! Everyone blew up, the end."

Edited November 15, 2016 by ShadowVezon

[Voltex]

Wouldn't be the first time. "Whoops, someone messed around with a nuke! Everyone blew up, the end."

When did that happen?

[ShadowVezon]

I think it was sometime during the Second Age. Ages ago, at any rate.

 

EDIT: Bionicle Mafia 2.5: The Big City, to be specific.

Edited November 15, 2016 by ShadowVezon

[ToaTImeLord]

What's this bright red button doing here?

(Suspenseful music plays in the background.)

I think I'll push it.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

What's this bright red button doing here?

(Suspenseful music plays in the background.)

I think I'll push it.

You want to know what the red button does? It does

[ToaTImeLord]

scene delayed until tomorrow, was busy most of today and then spent the rest sleeping

Two days later.

[ShadowVezon]

It was a very long sleep.

[Not Quite Dead]

 

scene delayed until tomorrow, was busy most of today and then spent the rest sleeping

Two days later.

I trust that you did not play bionifight infinite.

[Ghidora131]

It was a very long sleep.

Voltex is known to spontaneously hibernate at the mention of 'Vegeta the Fajita'

[Trijhak]

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A whole town sat sleeping.

 

Here we are, wondering.

 

What delays our reaping?

 

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Two Days Ago

 

"scene delayed until tomorrow, was busy most of today and then spent the rest sleeping."

 

Two Days Later

 

"Two days later.", ToaTimeLord proclaimed.

 

ShadowVezon stepped forward to posit the idea that "It was a very long sleep", knowing that sometimes things just spiralled out of control.

 

Americana sighed, somewhat used to this. "I trust that you did not play bionifight infinite." ToaTimeLord nodded.

 

Suddenly, Ghidora popped up, and revealed his hypothesis. "Voltex is known to spontaneously hibernate at the mention of 'Vegeta the Fajita'" Many scratched their head at what this is supposed to mean, or how this is supposed to induce hibernation.

 

---

 

Personal life probably happened or Voltex's internet cut out. Maybe. Let's try not to be impatient.

[Not Quite Dead]

Wait, The Ghrinch is Ghidora?!?!

[Nato G]

That surprises you?

[ToaTImeLord]

Wait, The Ghrinch is Ghidora?!?!

What?!

[Ghidora131]

Wait, The Ghrinch is Ghidora?!?!

I

 

Wat

 

That surprises you?

How would it not be me

 

I even have Grinch edited to Ghrinch

 

And if you zoom in on the image, you'll see it's entirely re-painted and has the two extra Akaku eyes

[Burnmad]

If you think it's strange that someone didn't know you were now Ghrinch, just know that, as recently as a month or two before changing my name to Shadow Burnmad, an old acquaintance of mine expressed surprise at finding that Burnmad == Colonel Roy Mustang

 

-

[Not Quite Dead]

*snaps fingers*

[Ghidora131]

If you think it's strange that someone didn't know you were now Ghrinch, just know that, as recently as a month or two before changing my name to Shadow Burnmad, an old acquaintance of mine expressed surprise at finding that Burnmad == Colonel Roy Mustang

 

-

Well, mine can probably be excused, because the only time I changed it since I joined was to capitalize the first letter.

[Underscore]

I can only imagine everyone's reactions when they find out that I'm underscore

[Hitoshura]

I can only imagine everyone's reactions when they find out that I'm underscore

You're Underscore? Wow, n-no way.

[T-Dawg]

I didn't even know I was ToaD.

[FrozenFlash]

Day 283 (?): Still embracing the shadows. Requesting new username.

[Nato G]

No one told me I was dead. 

[ToaTImeLord]

I can only imagine everyone's reactions when they find out that I'm underscore

What

No one told me.

[Ghidora131]

I can only imagine everyone's reactions when they find out that I'm underscore

o_o

 

NO WAY.

 

This has gotta be some kind of illuminati trick! he-he can't actually be the one and only Underscore!!

[Voltex]

I would apologize for the delay, but there really isn't any point.

Here you go.

 

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bangbangbangbangbang

 

Voltex flinched at the sound of a fist hammering on his door as he awoke. Adrenaline shot through him as he tried to roll out of his bed, only to become tangled in his sheets and tumble roughly to the floor.

 

bangbangbangbangbang

 

“I’m coming, I’m coming,” he muttered, disentangling himself from the sheets and tossing them aside as he stood to his feet, pausing for a moment to let the panic ebb away. A quick glance at his clock told him the time – almost midnight.

 

Well, someone had to bother him at some point.

 

bangbangbangbangbang

 

A tired sigh working its way out of him, Voltex approached the door. His thoughts were still muddled in his head, and as he lifted a trembling hand to the doorknob, he cursed his caffeine addiction (and withdrawal). Before another series of booming knocks could sound, he flung the door open wide to the sight of a massive thunderstorm. Lightning spiked down from the sky, illuminating the visibly annoyed being in the doorway, armor dripping from the rain as he stepped into the house.

 

The door swung shut, and they both stood there in silence before Voltex finally asked, “coffee?”

 

A few moments later, they were seated in his kitchen, each of them sipping at their coffee. Voltex shuddered as the caffeine entered his caffeine-starved system.

 

“So, why the midnight visit, Americana?”

 

Americana scoffed. “Voltex, please. Let’s not be insulting. I’m here because you have not yet posted the scene for Night Two, and it’s been… well, let’s just say quite awhile. You do understand what a Host does, yes?”

 

“I’m working on it. And other things.”

 

“Perhaps your… other things could be pushed back for awhile, hmm?”

 

“Perhaps.”

 

“Well, anyway, this coffee is terrible, but thanks anyway,” Americana said, standing up. “Write the scene.”

 

Voltex sighed. “Don’t worry, I already am.”

 

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Blade was just sitting down to eat when her doorbell rang, and then –

 

bangbangbangbangbang

 

“Someone already did this in the scene already,” she muttered to herself, nonetheless shoving her chair back and standing up to go to the door. “Plus it was in the first scene too. Who the heck would think themselves clever enough to be this obvious?”

 

Her question was answered when she opened the door to the sight of a rather apologetic Mr. White.

 

“May I come inside?” Mr. White asked. “It would appear that I have offended the Host, because he has decided to… well, he’s living in my house, and I can’t get inside.”

 

Blade’s eyes narrowed. “That’s an odd reason to come visit me.”

 

The Piraka shrugged. “I have also been sent to kill you, so it kinda works out in the end anyway. Terribly sorry, by the way, but I’m going to have to kill you.”

 

Knowing there was nothing she could do now to prevent her fate, Blade invited him in. “Well, we might as well enjoy a nice meal before the dirty business. I made some fettucini alfredo.”

 

“I am impressed that you found the ingredients for that in Metru-Nui.”

 

“I didn’t,” Blade said as they entered the kitchen, shrugging. “Voltex gave them to me.”

 

Mr. White smirked. “Of course.”

 

The two enjoyed the meal, as well as several glasses of the highest quality red wine before settling down in the living room, where they got down to business.

 

“So,” Mr. White said. “How would you like to perish?”

 

“Preferably something that isn’t drawn out.”

 

Mr. White snapped his fingers – and then snapped them again just for good measure. “Curses. That rules out burning. And drowning.”

 

If she had an eyebrow, Blade would have raised it.

 

“My good friend Nato has an instant death machine in his home I think,” Mr. White said. “Evaporates you into steam instantaneously. Plus, he’s got an appointment at Vahki HQ tonight I think, so he won’t even be home for us to bother!”

 

Blade shrugged. “Sure.”

 

So that is what they did – and when Nato got home three hours later to find his experimental person steamer machine prototype broken in pieces, he was a little miffed.

 

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Lhikan exited Valendale’s home and immediately threw himself against the brick wall in the nearby alley out of sheer frustration, having wasted six whole hours interrogating the Ko-Matoran only to discover that he was a mute.

 

(He was not a mute).

 

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“What are you doing?!” ShadowVezon yelled, though his words were muffled by the gag in his mouth. “Let me go!”

 

“No can do!” Naho said, a wide smile on her face. “Gotta keep you safe from the Piraka!”

 

“I wasn’t even going to be a target!” ShadowVezon snapped. “Of course, now that they know I need protecting, that’s exactly what they’ll do, I guarantee it!”

 

“That’s exactly what a Piraka would say,” said Ehks, who was observing the scene (and had to immediately duck the knife thrown at him).

 

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Manducus was just sitting down to eat breakfast when his doorbell rang.

 

“Nope,” was all he said, before pulling out a detonator and pressing the big red button.

 

Outside, a startled Tuyet crashed through the store on the other side of the street as the entire house blew up with Manducus inside, Thanks to the magic of the Nui Stone, she was unharmed… although a little mad that her kill had been stolen thanks to the Host’s laziness.

 

“What a waste,” she muttered.

 

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“Take it,” Dume ordered, “before I feed you to my Vahki.”

 

“Fine,” Unit muttered, taking the Plot Armor. “You’re crazy, you know that?”

 

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“So you’re here to find out all of my secret plots?” Kranan asked.

 

“Um… yes,” Nidhiki said.

 

Kranan was silent for a long moment before shrugging and nodding. “Okay. Come on in.”

 

Frowning, Nidhiki nonetheless did as asked.

 

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With the help of the Vahki, the following four people were found to be innocent of the crime of killing Manducus thanks to their alibis; as such, they cannot be executed in Manducus’s name:

 

1-Mr. Americana was busy recovering from a nasty encounter with a Tahtorak.

2-M. Dragonstar was busy trying to teach Mr. Ghrinch the English language.

3-Mr. Ghrinch was busy failing to learn the English language.

4-Mr. Nato was busy recording Mr. Americana’s nasty encounter with the Tahtorak and laughing at him.

 

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With the help of the Vahki, the following four people were found to be innocent of the crime of killing Blade thanks to their alibis; as such, they cannot be executed in Blade’s name:

 

1-Ms. Taka was hanging out in Ko-Metru when the killing took place.

2-Mr. Nato is obviously not Mr. White, because the scene explicitly said he wasn’t, you idiots. Besides, he was at Vahki HQ when the killing happened.

3-Mr. TL, despite his well-known grudge against Nato (and his property), was also busy at Vahki HQ when the killing happened. (He was, in fact, sabotaging Nato’s operations there).

4-Mr. Valendale was busy being interrogated by Lhikan while the killing happened.

 

VOTING BEGINS NOW. YOU HAVE 48 HOURS.

>You can vote anyone for the death of Manducus.

>You can vote anyone for the death of Blade.

>Players who voted in Round 1 will now have their votes increase by 1 this round.

>Remember that the scenes do include hints towards the identities of the killers... not that most of you will recognize them.

 

IMPORTANT: VOTING TWIST

>For every player that receives eight votes or more (remember, this could mean four players), an additional player will be lynched, in order of votes received.

[Not Quite Dead]

I could not get my mind out of the gutter while reading those first two scenes

[Voltex]

I could not get my mind out of the gutter while reading those first two scenes

 

and now neither can i

rip

[Toa Smoke Monster]

For the death of Manducus, my vote goes to Taka.

 

For the death of Blade, my vote goes to Xccj.

[Voltex]

Manducus Votes

Taka - 2

 

Blade Votes

Xccj - 2

[Nato G]

“My good friend Nato has an instant death machine in his home I think,” Mr. White said. “Evaporates you into steam instantaneously. Plus, he’s got an appointment at Vahki HQ tonight I think, so he won’t even be home for us to bother!”

 

Blade shrugged. “Sure.”

 

So that is what they did – and when Nato got home three hours later to find his experimental person steamer machine prototype broken in pieces, he was a little miffed.

 

You fools, it wasn't a death machine! It was a portal back to my homeland of Australia.