Lara White Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Inconvenient to do when they can kill more (and better) than we can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blessed Blade Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Ah, ain't it the hardest part of being a GM? It's also the part that gets you the most lulz. I'm not even a GM and these random people confessing and telling their roles is highly amusing to me. =P Just another sign that this game will be awesome.(I predict that there are indeed suicidal people in that bunch...) The Pokemon TopicPokemon: Rise of the Rockets - Rise of the Rockets Discussion Topic - Rise of the Rockets Side Stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Yo dawgs, I'm a maf -Wait, no, that's not right...Just have to say I'm loling at this. =P This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portalfig Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 YO GUISE I AM THE NINJAWATCH OUT http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/fear.gifI was feeling lonely... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rarity Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 I also have a dual role.I'm the detective too. >Not reading the first greentext story on BZP >2013 Be a cool kid and vote for mighty morphin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squishyfrog Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 yeah well you guysi'm the villager who has a giant stash of sticks of dynamiteand i have a reputation for using them on anyone who just slightly gets on my nervesso watch out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sybre Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 I think I'm a villager. mindeth the cobwebs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Toa Lhikevikk- Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 I'm the Doctor. Basically... run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnmad Posted March 29, 2012 Author Share Posted March 29, 2012 (edited) I'm the Doctor. Basically... run. I have a feeling this a Doctor Who reference.Waiting on a detective, the Godfather, and two pro-village secret roles.Also, thirteen people following this topic. WHAT - Edit: Also, PLEASE keep using the same convo, I don't fancy the idea of skimming through two pages of PMs to remember who's who. Especially with this computer. Edited March 29, 2012 by Burnmad: Toa of Emoticons Avatar by Brickeens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Hey guys, guys. Guess who has two thumbs and is a Mafian. The Wretched Auto-Wait...You have two thumbs too...And so does that guy...My God...We're all Mafians! I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALVIS Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 (edited) Dang it, I had sworn to kill the man with two thumbs that killed my father. Now who am I supposed to kill??I'm the Doctor. Basically... run. Ye gods. This complicates our plans. Edited March 29, 2012 by Lord Ghirahim "You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant." -- Harlan Ellison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blessed Blade Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 ^ What about that guy with the shiny sword and green tunic and hat, who's always messing up your plans? =P The Pokemon TopicPokemon: Rise of the Rockets - Rise of the Rockets Discussion Topic - Rise of the Rockets Side Stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 I'm some unimportant guy with a vacuum cleaner. I have no idea where it came from.But please run from me, it gives me feelings of glory, and that's good, RIGHT?should we be really revealing our roles this early in the gamecmon guyslet's party and forget we ever said them and then have it bite us On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Chronicler Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 I'm the two doctors, two detectives, police officer, lawyer, three good secret roles, godfather, snitch, and the mafia secret role. This is my signature It has words in it They don't say much BZPRPG profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Hey, Zoma, I'm near the bottom of your list!That gives me time to plan your death... [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lara White Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 I am the man who arranges the blocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALVIS Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 (edited) ^ What about that guy with the shiny sword and green tunic and hat, who's always messing up your plans? =PNow you've done it, Blade: Sodium Hypochlorite.I blame myself. I should have reprimanded you the last time we met, but instead I was… soft.I'd take pleasure in punishing you, but I have no time for recreation. But next time, I'll do more than just beat you senseless. I'll make the affair so excruciating, you'll deafen yourself with the shrill sound of your own screams!…I got a little carried away there, didn't I? I don't deal well with… complications to plans I've laid out so carefully. It's a character flaw of mine. Edited March 29, 2012 by Lord Ghirahim "You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant." -- Harlan Ellison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lara White Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 :lol:It's called Xanatos Speed Chess, and I play it all the time. Look it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaeraz Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 :lol:It's called Xanatos Speed Chess, and I play it all the time. Look it up. I prefer the Indy Ploy when it comes to matters like mafia, personally. All are not the same But three shall be as one Freedom in the flame The end has just begun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lara White Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Well, I tend to win games. :w: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blessed Blade Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 I use Xanatos Chess all the time. Most noticeable in that game I keep talking about. =PGhirahim: Perfect. =D On a side note, you made me want to play through Skyward Sword again, which is great. =D The Pokemon TopicPokemon: Rise of the Rockets - Rise of the Rockets Discussion Topic - Rise of the Rockets Side Stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lara White Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 I never did get past the third battle in the Sealed Grounds...I got fed up with the most annoying boss battle in the game being recycled over and over, especially when I literally go up to the Sky, come back, and boom, I have to do it again.Anyway, I'm still waiting on the pro-villager roles to PM me. If you're worried that I might be a Mafian, don't be. Burn said the Godfather hasn't PMed yet (which means he hasn't posted yet, methinks), and if I was any Mafian I'd be the Godfather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltex Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Why are all of the criminals confessing before we have anything on them?Stop telling the truth, darn it! It's weirding me out!Sorry. Although I must confess, why does everyone else want to take my role? I'M the Godfather! You're all imposters!Also wut there's two detectives and doctors? I'm screwed.-ibrow JOIN AETHERGARDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Hey guys, Novu said she really does want to start playing these again. Remind me to tell her when the next is up. Also stay on topic kthxbai This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lorax Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 Why are all of the criminals confessing before we have anything on them?Stop telling the truth, darn it! It's weirding me out!Sorry. Although I must confess, why does everyone else want to take my role? I'M the Godfather! You're all imposters!Also wut there's two detectives and doctors? I'm screwed.-ibrowOh, me too! I'm also the Godfather!Well then that makes six of us, all claiming that role. More than enough to get rid of the multiple doctors and detectives.Seriously though, this is weird. At this rate, their will be no villagers, only hordes of Godparents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadow pridak money gang Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 I'm Godmother-Teezy SAY IT ONE MORE TIME TELL ME WHAT IS ON YOUR MIND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltex Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 Why are all of the criminals confessing before we have anything on them?Stop telling the truth, darn it! It's weirding me out!Sorry. Although I must confess, why does everyone else want to take my role? I'M the Godfather! You're all imposters!Also wut there's two detectives and doctors? I'm screwed.-ibrowOh, me too! I'm also the Godfather!Well then that makes six of us, all claiming that role. More than enough to get rid of the multiple doctors and detectives.Seriously though, this is weird. At this rate, their will be no villagers, only hordes of Godparents. Well, technically we're all godfather due to the switch-up thing, right? But I'm Godfather right now, and you Mafiosi are all liars.-ibrow JOIN AETHERGARDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squishyfrog Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 i don't feel safe in this cityeverywhere i turn there's someone saying that they're the Godfather Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lorax Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 If it makes you feel any safer, I'm a villager who intends you no harm at all (unless you're the godfather too). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Let's Henshin! Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 So let me get this straight, you all got cast for the role of Vito Corleone. Dang it! I tried so hard for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lara White Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 Personally I'm fond of Elliot Ness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Let's Henshin! Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 Meh, confession time, I actually haven't seen any of the movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadow pridak money gang Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 You what?-Teezy SAY IT ONE MORE TIME TELL ME WHAT IS ON YOUR MIND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Let's Henshin! Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 You what?-TeezyIt's on my to-do list, I'm just backlogged at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALVIS Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 I never did get past the third battle in the Sealed Grounds...I got fed up with the most annoying boss battle in the game being recycled over and over, especially when I literally go up to the Sky, come back, and boom, I have to do it again.Anyway, I'm still waiting on the pro-villager roles to PM me. If you're worried that I might be a Mafian, don't be. Burn said the Godfather hasn't PMed yet (which means he hasn't posted yet, methinks), and if I was any Mafian I'd be the Godfather. Temporarily stepping out of my role as Lord Ghirahim, I'll announce that I quite enjoyed that battle. It gets waaaay more fun after you injure the boss once or twice.Still not back into my role as Lord Ghirahim, I'll announce that I have the power to cause serious chaos in this game and probably will. Although everyone has that power, so I'm not particularly special. Hmm... My self-esteem is suffering.Now stepping back into my role as Lord Ghirahim, I'll announce I have just discovered there is another video game character cramping my style! Behold!Did you really just imitate my personal style? Foolish boy. "You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant." -- Harlan Ellison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnmad Posted March 30, 2012 Author Share Posted March 30, 2012 Looks like I might be able to stop banging my head on the wall after this scene!Just waiting on one more person.- Avatar by Brickeens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rarity Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 Who? >Not reading the first greentext story on BZP >2013 Be a cool kid and vote for mighty morphin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
What? Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 (edited) Ever since my role was given to me, everything has become amazingly clear. So many inexplicable (and unexplained) events are now understandable viewed in the light of this information.I often spend my nights awake, frenetically drawing pictorial explanations of why frogs have no ears, why the third man in line at the store NEVER LOOKED AT ME. Not even once. Is that normal? What did he mean by it? WHY DID IT HAPPEN?But I digress. I used to think these pastimes of mine were unreasonable, but now I know better. In short, I was informed several days ago that I am the LUNATIC.I'm sure most of you are too sophisticated to believe this at face value, and with good reason. Since by game rules I am forced to render some player slightly deader than used bubblegum every round, I will.My apologies in advance. Not my choice, of course.To prove to the skeptics that I am what I say, I will kill the next player who posts after this.Cheers!Edit: By the way, I am perfectly willing to work for a side, since there's no way I can win on my own. In considering me for your side, keep in mind I am a hard worker and willing to do what it takes to succeed. Thanks! Edited March 30, 2012 by What? A graduate student at Trinity/Computed the square of infinity.\But it gave him the fidgets/To put down the digits,\So he dropped math and took up divinity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 ^Cool. Lunacy is perfectly acceptable on modern society. Also I wish to be a target so I can just die already, the depression pills aren't working and I just want to get this all over with.(Note: I am not really depressed but will be acting that way as the games current "Suicidal Villager") Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 lol, nice job killing yourself, Moc. This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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