Paleo Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Don't worry. I'll all make sense in 37.65 years. Flickr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisen Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 I'm sorry, I believe you've gotten confused again. We're not the demons. I'm killing the demons who inhabit sodas and their human forms.You are not a demon, you are a crazy homicidal man who's logic is warped beyond reality. Lillith is a demon. Soda is soda.That is all.I'll have you know that Lilith is not a demon, but rather a witch. The difference is as vast as zombies are from sparkling vampires.Also, that's an incorrect usage of the apostrophe. It's "whose," not the contraction of "who is."In fact, I could be a human who is possessed by a demon, who originally was a witch during the plague and became a demon, thereby making me a witch. Nope, that's just my bff Ruby. If you win, you live. If you lose, you die. If you don’t fight, you can’t win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 I'm sorry, I believe you've gotten confused again. We're not the demons. I'm killing the demons who inhabit sodas and their human forms.You are not a demon, you are a crazy homicidal man who's logic is warped beyond reality. Lillith is a demon. Soda is soda.That is all.I'll have you know that Lilith is not a demon, but rather a witch. The difference is as vast as zombies are from sparkling vampires.Also, that's an incorrect usage of the apostrophe. It's "whose," not the contraction of "who is."In fact, I could be a human who is possessed by a demon, who originally was a witch during the plague and became a demon, thereby making me a witch. Nope, that's just my bff Ruby.Oh, was that supposed to be funny? Now I must kill another 10 people to forget that awful joke. Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltex Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Okay guys. I think I can clear this up.We are fighting THESE....Why would demons posses soda?Even if they could somehow possess people who drink the soda, wouldn't it be simpler to posses someone straight-on?I'm afraid that explanation does not make sense whatsoever.If you learn one thing in life, learn this:You should never, ever question why demons would possess a soda.-ibrow JOIN AETHERGARDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scanty Demon Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 (edited) Okay guys. I think I can clear this up.We are fighting THESE.And here I was convinced the crazystuffinium was in the water supply. It was in this soda you seem to hate. Also are you sure MTN dew pitch black isn't a White Russian spy demonic soda he could be tricking you all. Now if you excuse me I have Soviet security to protect. Edited September 10, 2012 by Eye Beam Lasers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisen Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Okay guys. I think I can clear this up.We are fighting THESE....Why would demons posses soda?Even if they could somehow possess people who drink the soda, wouldn't it be simpler to posses someone straight-on?I'm afraid that explanation does not make sense whatsoever.If you learn one thing in life, learn this:You should never, ever question why demons would possess a soda.-ibrowWhen you think about it, it is quite simple really... Out of the soda can and into the mouth of a living breathing body. If you win, you live. If you lose, you die. If you don’t fight, you can’t win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Okay guys. I think I can clear this up.We are fighting THESE....Why would demons posses soda?Even if they could somehow possess people who drink the soda, wouldn't it be simpler to posses someone straight-on?I'm afraid that explanation does not make sense whatsoever.If you learn one thing in life, learn this:You should never, ever question why demons would possess a soda.-ibrowWhen you think about it, it is quite simple really... Out of the soda can and into the mouth of a living breathing body.I said wouldn't it be simpler just to posses someone straight-on? Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Okay guys. I think I can clear this up.We are fighting THESE....Why would demons posses soda?Even if they could somehow possess people who drink the soda, wouldn't it be simpler to posses someone straight-on?I'm afraid that explanation does not make sense whatsoever.If you learn one thing in life, learn this:You should never, ever question why demons would possess a soda.-ibrowWhen you think about it, it is quite simple really... Out of the soda can and into the mouth of a living breathing body.I said wouldn't it be simpler just to posses someone straight-on?So you're saying that, if you were a demon, you wouldn't possess a soda?... and you think I'm strange. avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Okay guys. I think I can clear this up.We are fighting THESE....Why would demons posses soda?Even if they could somehow possess people who drink the soda, wouldn't it be simpler to posses someone straight-on?I'm afraid that explanation does not make sense whatsoever.If you learn one thing in life, learn this:You should never, ever question why demons would possess a soda.-ibrowWhen you think about it, it is quite simple really... Out of the soda can and into the mouth of a living breathing body.I said wouldn't it be simpler just to posses someone straight-on?So you're saying that, if you were a demon, you wouldn't possess a soda?... and you think I'm strange.That's because you are. Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 But I'm trying to kill soda-demons! Now look at me; I'm behind on my work and have to take out Dr Pepper and Cheerwine in the same hour. You people are messing my schedule up. avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roki Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Been a while since the staff have done one of these.Gave me a good nostalgia rush .-Roki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Been a while since the staff have done one of these.Gave me a good nostalgia rush .Nostalgia from last February? Good grief, man. You're worse than these poor soda demons. avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPNML Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Oooooooo. Did someone say SEANCE!?*shoots spirit*... nope. Did someone say SPRITE?*shoots sprite*There, you happy now? Or should I take out Sierra Mist while I'm at it?I wouldn't mind some Sierra Mist. sorry Dew, but I think sierra mist is a little tastier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roki Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Been a while since the staff have done one of these.Gave me a good nostalgia rush .Nostalgia from last February? Good grief, man. You're worse than these poor soda demons.I don't believe was around to see the one in February, I was more referring to the various name and rank changes and staff-pranks over the last 10 years.-Roki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ta-metru_defender Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Yeah, see, the witchery scares me a little. I just want my place back amongst the Mountain Dew Pantheon. Perhaps it would be time to dispatch of Baja Blast? I have put up with that thing's existence long enough.*shoots original Mountain Dew*YOUR GOD IS DEAD-whoa wait what's going on*is engulfed in tsunami of soft drink*Dear Pepsi, what have you done? Okay guys. I think I can clear this up.We are fighting THESE.Oh hey look, it's George.I don't believe was around to see the one in February...I was a Slippery Naked Guy. Good times. Hand-drawn, bespoke avatar by none other than Mushy the Mushroom. a body adrift in water, salt, and sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Yeah, see, the witchery scares me a little. I just want my place back amongst the Mountain Dew Pantheon. Perhaps it would be time to dispatch of Baja Blast? I have put up with that thing's existence long enough.*shoots original Mountain Dew*YOUR GOD IS DEAD-whoa wait what's going on*is engulfed in tsunami of soft drink*Dear Pepsi, what have you done? *emerges, soaked in fizzy liquid*I tell you what, I'm never doing that again. *collapses* avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenebrae Invictus Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Yeah, see, the witchery scares me a little. I just want my place back amongst the Mountain Dew Pantheon. Perhaps it would be time to dispatch of Baja Blast? I have put up with that thing's existence long enough.*shoots original Mountain Dew*YOUR GOD IS DEAD-whoa wait what's going on*is engulfed in tsunami of soft drink*Dear Pepsi, what have you done? *emerges, soaked in fizzy liquid*I tell you what, I'm never doing that again. *collapses*It seems you will never be able to sleep once again. Up, down, turn around, please don't let me hit the ground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Yeah, see, the witchery scares me a little. I just want my place back amongst the Mountain Dew Pantheon. Perhaps it would be time to dispatch of Baja Blast? I have put up with that thing's existence long enough.*shoots original Mountain Dew*YOUR GOD IS DEAD-whoa wait what's going on*is engulfed in tsunami of soft drink*Dear Pepsi, what have you done? *emerges, soaked in fizzy liquid*I tell you what, I'm never doing that again. *collapses*It seems you will never be able to sleep once again.I'M JUSTSOHYPEREXCUSE ME WHILE I RACE USAIN BOLT AND ACCIDENTALLY BREAK THE SOUND BARRIER IN THE PROCESS*pchoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo* avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted September 10, 2012 Author Share Posted September 10, 2012 Okay guys. I think I can clear this up.We are fighting THESE.I have a question. If someone were to feeds these things Mentos, they would internally explode, right? Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paleo Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Okay guys. I think I can clear this up.We are fighting THESE.I have a question. If someone were to feeds these things Mentos, they would internally explode, right?I don't know. Why don't we try…*boom* Flickr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obsessionist Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Guys, I have and idea that could make us all millionaires.This topic... in a graphic novel.It would be the best thing since Narnia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paleo Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 FOR NARNIA! Flickr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 MENTOS, ASSEMBLE.We have some soda to take down. avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eeko Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 BY OUR POWERS COMBINED!!CAPTAIN... MENTOS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 BY OUR POWERS COMBINED!!CAPTAIN... MENTOS!SOURI NEED YOU TO TAKE OUT 7-UPGO GO GO avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eeko Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 BY OUR POWERS COMBINED!!CAPTAIN... MENTOS!SOURI NEED YOU TO TAKE OUT 7-UPGO GO GOSOUR MENTOS used SOUR WATERMELON...It's super effective!!7-UP fainted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 (edited) BY OUR POWERS COMBINED!!CAPTAIN... MENTOS!SOURI NEED YOU TO TAKE OUT 7-UPGO GO GOSOUR MENTOS used SOUR WATERMELON...It's super effective!!7-UP fainted!*shoots 7-UP, finishing it off*Good job, Mento minion. Edited September 10, 2012 by Charles J. Guiteau avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eeko Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 BY OUR POWERS COMBINED!!CAPTAIN... MENTOS!SOURI NEED YOU TO TAKE OUT 7-UPGO GO GOSOUR MENTOS used SOUR WATERMELON...It's super effective!!7-UP fainted!*shoots 7-UP, finishing it off*Good job, Mento minion.You keep that minion business up, and you just might find a Bkue Rasberry slipped into your drdink one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 BY OUR POWERS COMBINED!!CAPTAIN... MENTOS!SOURI NEED YOU TO TAKE OUT 7-UPGO GO GOSOUR MENTOS used SOUR WATERMELON...It's super effective!!7-UP fainted!*shoots 7-UP, finishing it off*Good job, Mento minion.You keep that minion business up, and you just might find a Bkue Rasberry slipped into your drdink one day. Mmm, Bkue Rasberry. My favorite flavor. How kind of you. avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dawg Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 I wonder if there will ever be a time when the staff starts to make sense... I'm just ToaD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted September 10, 2012 Author Share Posted September 10, 2012 BY OUR POWERS COMBINED!!CAPTAIN... MENTOS!SOURI NEED YOU TO TAKE OUT 7-UPGO GO GOSOUR MENTOS used SOUR WATERMELON...It's super effective!!7-UP fainted!*shoots 7-UP, finishing it off*Good job, Mento minion.Well, that escalated quickly. Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obsessionist Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 I wonder if there will ever be a time when the staff starts to make sense...When old grey returns and the soda resistance overcomes the Mentos army.I thought everyone knew that... I've had it on my calendar for years... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Driken, I don't think we've ever made sense. This will probably occur on December 21st of this year, however - the Mayans foretold it! :oAlso, I think we've annihilated most of the major soft drinks. The colas are in disarray. avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPNML Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 did you remember to kill Dr. Pepper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LewaLew Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 This reminds me of a little song: *strums guitar*"Coca-Cola came to town;Pepsi Cola shot him down.Dr. Pepper fixed him up.Now we all drink 7-Up."Owait, you already got all those guys, didn't you? How well will you die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eeko Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 I wonder if there will ever be a time when the staff starts to make sense...When old grey returns and the soda resistance overcomes the Mentos army.I thought everyone knew that... I've had it on my calendar for years...Please, we will never fall to such petty a force as this so called "resistance". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 I wonder if there will ever be a time when the staff starts to make sense...When old grey returns and the soda resistance overcomes the Mentos army.I thought everyone knew that... I've had it on my calendar for years...Please, we will never fall to such petty a force as this so called "resistance".Plus, they can't overthrow us if they're all dead. avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paleo Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 I wonder if there will ever be a time when the staff starts to make sense...When old grey returns and the soda resistance overcomes the Mentos army.I thought everyone knew that... I've had it on my calendar for years...Please, we will never fall to such petty a force as this so called "resistance".Plus, they can't overthrow us if they're all dead.Death to Soda! Flickr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 (edited) I wonder if there will ever be a time when the staff starts to make sense...When old grey returns and the soda resistance overcomes the Mentos army.I thought everyone knew that... I've had it on my calendar for years...Please, we will never fall to such petty a force as this so called "resistance".Plus, they can't overthrow us if they're all dead.Death to Soda!I don't like soda so, yah. Death to all sodas! Edited September 10, 2012 by FF Ice Master Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 AND THEY'RE NOT EVEN GOOD FOR YOULet's overthrow them all!Except Sun Drop. I like Sun Drop. avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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