Jinkmeister Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Granted, but all the toleration leads the world to self-desctructionI wish I could visit future me. Quote Check out my Chibi Kute Kit! Follow these steps, and BZP will only get better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Granted, but you cause a paradoxon, because you know you will meet yourself in the future, and when you are in the future, you get visited by your past self, which now grows up to be visited by its past self, and so on and so on - the time-space continuum won't take this for long!I wish I could travel faster than the speed of light. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinkmeister Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Granted, now you exist in a parallel plane of reality, where everything that normally moves the speed of light seems to be moving along with you, and anything below the speed of light is barely perceptible to you.I wish I could write incredible novels of satire Quote Check out my Chibi Kute Kit! Follow these steps, and BZP will only get better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexann Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Granted but, they r all gory so young viewers of your books r not a allowed to read them.I wish I had a cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 You get a cat and all is well.Or so you think ...a week later you're up to your thighs in kittens. wish that I had a wishing machine. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexann Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Granted but u say that u want to be a star so it makes u a star literally.I wish I had a tiger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 same situation as the cat problem, 'cept this time no one will buy the kittens. Oh and you're being eaten.I wish Andy was a star ... Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 (edited) Granted. However he comes up with a bad case of cancer and dies. I wish I was made of Pie Edited March 22, 2012 by Deltus Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexann Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 (edited) Grated but I eat uI wish I had a pie. Edited March 22, 2012 by TOA PIRAKA HAKANN 2.0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Granted. However it is an extremly rare pie made of Dark matter thus the Goverment comes and confiscates it.I wish I was a Vampire Hunter. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexann Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Granted but, u stink at the job so a vampire bites uI wish I could fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Granted. You became a pilot for a major airline company, but you fall asleep on the job, and get your pilot's license taken away.I wish for a spherical object. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelonewander Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Granted. you get a grenade, and it's live DUCK AND COVER!!i wish for a M4 Quote War...war never changes.We crawl, on our knees for you,under, a sky no longer blue, we sweat, all day long for you.But we sow, seeds to see us though,cause sometimes dreams just don't come true, we wait, to reap what we are due.-Rise Against, Re-Education (through Labor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 (edited) Granted. You get a peice of paper with ''M4'' scribled on itI wish I had cheesecake Edited March 23, 2012 by Deltus Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexann Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Granted but, most of eat is already eaten.I wish I had wings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unauthorized Autobiography Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Granted, but you will fly to chinaI wish I had 1000000 posts Quote -G u u R a h K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexann Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Granted but, they all spam so u get banned.I wish I could breathe under water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unauthorized Autobiography Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Granted, but sharks will eat youI wish I was a bread thta eats people Quote -G u u R a h K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexann Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Grant but u r a very small piece of bread so I eat u.I wish I had a lion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unauthorized Autobiography Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Granted, but he will make you piecesI wish i was a lion Quote -G u u R a h K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexann Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Granted but, u r taken down by a band of huntersI wish I had a bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unauthorized Autobiography Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 GRANTED! But a cat eats you!i wish I was a keyboard Quote -G u u R a h K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexann Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 (edited) Granted but, someone spilled soda on u u then break so I trough u out in the trash.I wish I had a dog. Edited March 23, 2012 by TOA PIRAKA HAKANN 2.0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Granted, it has rabies and bites you.I wish I was a Toa. Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexann Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Granted but, u stink at the job so Teridax beats u.I wish I had a rabbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 (edited) Granted but, u stink at the job so a Wolf beats u.I wish I had charisma. Edited March 23, 2012 by Deltus Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Granted. Your isma is charred.I wish people knew what my avatar was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unauthorized Autobiography Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Granted, but they will not like it anymoreI wish i was a website Quote -G u u R a h K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soran Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 granted, but the website crashes.I wish I was a chibi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Granted. You can never ride any roller coaster ever again due to your short stature. D=I wish I had my own roller coaster. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Granted, but it collapses on you.I wish for a snowball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unauthorized Autobiography Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 (edited) Granted, but it meltsI wish I was Nidhiki Edited March 24, 2012 by Guurahk: Vorex Eater Quote -G u u R a h K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Granted. You die.I Wish I could get my Wii to work. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soran Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Granted but it no longer can play games.I wish my wish was corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unauthorized Autobiography Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Granted, but it uncorruptsI wish I was a D Quote -G u u R a h K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 (edited) Granted, but you cannot move.i wish i were a Na'vi Edited March 24, 2012 by Dimentio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Granted. You are now a NAVIgator on a fishing boat .I wish I had the Power Of Time And Space Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unauthorized Autobiography Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Granted, but you lose the controlI wish I was a shark Quote -G u u R a h K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Granted, but someone fishes you from the ocean.I wish I was Vezon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unauthorized Autobiography Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Granted, but the Inika kill youI wish I was a word Quote -G u u R a h K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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