The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Mushy the Mushroom]

(Removed, sorry.)

Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish Granted, but scientists use gluten filled peanuts in the gluten free doughnut.I wish for a tarantula.

Edited May 28, 2012 by Proud Stigma

[Mushy the Mushroom]

(Removed, sorry.)

Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Beggers can't be choosers.I wish to meet a Cherub under friendly circumstances.

Edited May 28, 2012 by Proud Stigma

[BZCoolness]

Mushy: I'm sorry, but you can't pick what you get for a corruption. That spoils the fun of it. :PGranted. It's a kiddie pool that's only 3 inches deep.I wish for a Party Cannon!

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but you shoot yourself in the eye with it.I wish I hadn't made a stupid typo in the Bzprpg that made people think I was playing as Matau.

Edited May 28, 2012 by Toa of Smooth Jazz

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish Granted, but now you make 10 more spelling errors which are much, much worse.I wish for some colored glass.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, and while those shards of coloured glass look very pretty, they are of little practical use.I wish I knew an awesome knight.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, you know him, but he lives only to kill you.I wish I hadn't made a fool out of myself today.

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish Granted, as I have no idea what you did, so I guess it worked, though something bad will happen to you sometime, which I guess is the corruption part.I wish for a tough box.

[Indigogeek]

You get one, but it's too tough to belong to you.I wish the person below me will post at least one letter.

Edited May 28, 2012 by takua123

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

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Edited May 28, 2012 by Proud Stigma

[Akamai921]

First of all, props on the binary. That made my day.Anyway, wish granted; you now have a slice of gouda cheese shaped like a cake, and slathered in strawberries.I wish for more fresh-squeezed orange juice. And bacon. Mmm, bacon...

[JPNML]

Granted, but the orange is mad at you for squeezing it,and it squeezes YOU into juice,when you get back to normal,your bacon appears. Sadly,you are at a Vegan convention. then you get massacred by thousands of Vegans.I wish everyone resisted the Herd.

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish Granted, but all the conformists want to, err, conform, so they conform to someone else...I now wish for a goldfish.@ Akamai921 thanks.

Edited May 28, 2012 by Proud Stigma

[JPNML]

Granted you get a goldfish cracker( THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK, GOLDFISH!). and it's moldy.I wish I could draw like Dwanny or Taka Nuvia.

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish Granted, in fact you draw so much like them that they sue you for copyright infringement.I wish for some fiction with balanced dualism.

[Mushy the Mushroom]

(Removed, sorry.)

Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom

[Axilus Prime]

You spelled maliciously so wrong...Granted, but she does it again in the process, as it was a false apology.I wish people on BZP would use proper grammar.

[Haecceity]

ninja'dIn the process, you start using bad grammar, and are kicked off BZP forever.I wish for a book that cannot harm me, cause harm, discomfort, or annoyance in any way, shape, or form, and seems interesting to me.

Edited May 29, 2012 by Temporphilic

[Miku Hatsune]

You take so much interest in the book that you are isolated and locked in the asylum.I wish for an ice cube.

[PutYaGunsOn]

It melts. Simple as that.I wish MNOLG 3 would come out.

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish Granted, but the game involves you examining a small rock in space from the remains of the island...(I loved that place...)I wish Mata Nui (the island) was not destroyed.

[JPNML]

Granted, but Mata nui never woke up,so the toa must have failed to wake the great spirit, leaving Makuta to unleash his dark(er) forces.I wish Proud Stigma changes his name back to Lazarus.

[Space: Ocean of Awe]

My dad's old boss was named lazarus. My dad sees the username and thinks it's his old boss so he tracks him down for payback time. I wish people wouldn't corrupt wishes in the most random way.=)

[JPNML]

Granted but, someone else wishes for wishes to be corrupted in a random way again.I wish I had a pie chart made of real pie.

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, but I eat it.I wish my little brother would stop pooping his pants.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, he now ages rapidly over night and is older than you the next day. A completely mature adult. I hope that's what you wanted...I wish for an epic avatar!

[Queen of Liars]

Granted. However, it's so epic and detailed that the file size is too big to use on BZP I wish the unbearably hot weather would stop.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, now the temperature drops so much that everything is quickly covered by a thick layer of ice. Brrr.I wish I could paint a self-portrait that works like the one in "The Picture of Dorian Gray" (the book, not the movie, for I haven't seen it)

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, but I have no idea what that means, therefore I hand you a blank paper.I wish the people I RP with were online more often when I am .

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, now they're all online whenever you are, and as a result you get ninja'd constantly.I wish that drawing would turn out the way I want it to

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, but your scanner and camera are destroyed, and you can never share it with BZP.I wish my mom would stop interfering with the lives of others. And not just me, everyone else.

[Space: Ocean of Awe]

She stops interacting with everyone entirely, and next time you walk onto the street without looking, she doesn't stop you. As a result you get hit by a bus.I wish I could listen to the Yellow Submarine=)

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but you are now caught in there forever, listening to that song 24/7. And you can't get out, because you're underwater.I wish more people enjoyed math jokes

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted, 1 more person likes math jokes.I wish Bionicle was still sold

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but the sets are all pink and girly. You really never wanted to see Tahu in a tutu...I wish life were easier

Edited May 29, 2012 by Taka Nuvia

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish Granted, but now life is not worth living.I wish I was a dream weaver.@ Raiden: You will have to wait about 80 something days for that to be a possibility, though it could happen.

Edited May 29, 2012 by Proud Stigma

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but someone acquires a pair of dream scissors and destroys your workI wish I were able to do decent headbanging. Without injuring my neck or something like that.

[BULiK]

granted. no neck pains, but you go into a coma.I wish I could think of a wish that isnt completely gratuitous