The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Makuta Luroka]

granted, i convince you not to goi wish for a moonbase from Newt Gingrich.

[Toa Of Virtues]

Granted, but it's not airtight.I wish I didn't have to breath to live

[Click]

You evolve into a green cloud that can posess armor, and try to kill your brother to take over the world, ending in you getting hit in the head by a small planet. That worked out well. :PI wish I had the foresight to get more Lego Bricks when I was like 5.

[~Shockwave~]

granted. but while i'm there i'm making sure to attempt the grandfather paradox on yours. no, i don't care if it works like that or not. i wish i had a plasma rifle

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted, it overheats in your hand and explodes. Must've been a defective model.I wish for the nanosuit from Crysis.

[Ultimate_Alchemist]

Granted, but it has a "self-destruct" button that you accidentally push.I wish the Transformers shows and films would focus less on the human characters.

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, but they get lazy and just cut out all scenes with humans. The movies are now too short and make no plot sense.I wish people would stop hating on the Transformers movies.

[Ultimate_Alchemist]

Granted, all of the PEOPLE stop hating on Transformers movies, but martians come to Earth and hate on Transformers.I wish they would make a Final Fantasy 7 remake for 3DS.

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted, you can't afford it.I wish I could play any game without raging.

[Makuta Luroka]

granted, you fail and cry nowi wish i was William Rufus DeVane King.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but you get a disease.I wish my BBC contest entry got more votes.

[Protodite Karzahni]

Granted, but it gets more votes than members on this site. As such, the mods are suspicious and decide to investigate further. It doesn't take long before they realise your votes were hacked and you are very swiftly disqualified.I wish I were a powerful hemomancer.

[Axilus Prime]

Granted. You're too powerful and can't control it.I wish I knew what a hemomancer was.

[Terminus]

Granted. You type "Hemomancer" into Google. Unfortunately, you type it in half a second after Google decides to start trolling the universe, and all you get are pictures of LOLCats.I wish for a can of olives.

[Ultimate_Alchemist]

Granted, but they expired 40 years ago.I wish I could see the future.

[Makuta Luroka]

granted, but i shove you ini wish for something

[Terminus]

Granted, you get the common cold. How nice.I wish to own the entire stock market.

[Toa Of Virtues]

Granted, the economy collapses and the entire world revolts.I wish I stopped procrastinating to do summer homework

[Makuta Luroka]

granted, you have no time for anything else and you are always boredi wish for unlimited political power

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted, the people of your country revolt and kill you.I wish I had a pet octopus.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but it dies in 3 days.I wish for this wish to be corrupted creatively.

[Ultimate_Alchemist]

Granted, but since "creative" is a relative term, this corruption of your wish can be defined to be "uncreative." Therefore, the wish is constantly alternating between being corrupted and being granted but corrupted at the same time. Then the universe folds in on itself.I wish the next person to post would leave their post blank (heheheh).

[Click]

:surprised:Unfortunately, I didn't read your entire post (had you there for a moment, didn't I?), so your wish failed, almost. Corrupted!I wish that Lego would put more effort to make Bionicle-like stories for all of their lines.

Edited June 21, 2012 by Click

[Ultimate_Alchemist]

Granted, but they forget to focus on the design of the sets, so the actual sets turn out atrocious and Lego goes out of business.I wish the next post is not blank (just realized I messed up my wish on my last post ).

[Makuta Luroka]

granted, but i troll it like this:AUGHWAHUWAHAAA!i wish for seven

[~Shockwave~]

granted. seven bullets heading your way.i wish for a generation optimus prime.

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, but it is tragically broken. Angels in heaven cry.

[Haecceity]

No wish-so you become a melongene.I wish for a pencil.

[Makuta Luroka]

granted, but i break it.i wish for wish suggestions

[Haecceity]

I suggest that you wish for a rabid dog to bite you. This somehow causes a rabid dog to crash through your window and bite you, despite the corruption. Corrupter's day off?I wish you had wished for good wish suggestions.

Edited June 22, 2012 by Temporphilic

[Makuta Luroka]

granted, but i don't follow through with the good suggestions.i wish for four

[Haecceity]

A giant Four crashes through the ceiling and releases a deadly toxin.I wish for Forty.

Edited June 22, 2012 by Temporphilic

[Axilus Prime]

You get forty bullets through the head.I wish I could have saved you without dying in the process or afterward.

[Makuta Luroka]

Granted, but you become a vegetable.i wish for secular humanism

[Axilus Prime]

I don't know what that is, therefore you are a potato.I wish I knew what that meant.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but you find turning people into vegetables far more amusing than actually corrupting their wishes, so you pretend you still don't know and the corruption stays the same.I wish I were a mighty and powerful demon

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, but you end up slain by Michael and the angels.I wish people didn't hate on the TF expies.

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted, now they hate on every character that isn't an expy.I wish for a truck.

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, but it's rusty and has no engine.I wish for a cool truck.

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted, its temperature is 20 degrees below freezing. Have fun trying to start the engine.I wish for a sportscar.