The Lord Of Wednesday Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Wish granted, it is a bad cosplayer from Comicon dressed as Derpy.I wish for Abe Lincoln to come back and use a mystical jackhammer to silence a loudspeaker. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Granted but, after destroying the loudspeaker, he had nothing else to do so, he returned to his grave.I wish I could wipe mosquitos off the face of the Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Granted, somehow the lack of mosquitoes on earth brings an apocalyptic end to the whole world.I wish for a bagel. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Dash Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 But it's rock hard and old.I wish for the power to evoke any emotion at will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 granted but u evoke your own emotions and become an emotionless killing machine AKA a GhoulI wish i could summon demons that consumed my soul and invites me to join there forces Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Gear Minun Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 ...That sounds pretty morbid, you start as grunt if you accept, condemned if you don't.I wish this pillow my head iis on would be just a little softer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta DUSt Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 Granted. Your head sinks right through it.I wish I could colour better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 Granted, but you draw worse.I wish I won at life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Wish granted, but you lose at deathI wish for all of the bionicle sets ever made. And enough extras to make all of the combiners too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Wish Granted, but they all lack instructions and you cannot find them on the internet.I wish to join my voice with Gravemind's and sing victory everlasting. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Granted, but you forget the lyrics. (I honestly have no idea who Gravemind is)I wish I could sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Gear Minun Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Here's some sleeping pills, I forgot to to label what brand they were and forgot the required dosage. Go ahead and take a guess.I wish I wasn't so lazy so I could get up and refill my tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott^_^ Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 You stop being lazy, then spill the tea all over yourself.I wish I had a 3DS and Kingdom Hearts 3D. Quote Bionicle Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Granted, but it's a bootleg copy that doesn't run and the 3DS is missing a battery.I wish it was 9:00 PM already so I could watch Doctor Who. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void Emissary Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Granted, but your television breaks down.I wish I wasn't such an introvert. Quote [ BZPRPG ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 (edited) Wish Granted, but now you are bland and boring, like everyone else.I wish for a ghost candle. Edited September 2, 2012 by Proud Stigma Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timelady Gallade Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 You get sucked into a endless portal, thus disobeying the laws of Portal 3, turning you into cake. :udaman:it is, but its empty.I wish i was a toa. Quote P̴̡͘r̛̕a̵͟i̷͞s͢͠é̴̢̛̕ ̛͡t̴̶̨͞h͢҉̶e̢͟ ̸̢͢͠R͢é̷͏̶d̸͘͞ ̴͟͡͏͞a͞n̶̛̕̕҉d̶͠͞͞ ̶̡̧B̷̛l̀҉a҉̢́͟c̕͠k̢͠ ̶̸̡͟͢Ģ͞͝͏͝ó̕d̛͢͢͡͠.̧҉.̷̧̛͟͞.̀҉̴̧̨̧̡Minecraft username: furno5943 3DS Friend code: 5043 2524 8032 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta DUSt Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Granted. You are permanently stuck in the set of Tahu Stars.I wish to stop thinking spoildly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Granted, now you just don't think about anything anymore.I wish for a coat that makes me invincible Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Granted, but you can never take it off.I wish I had some bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 It is raw, bacteria-covered bacon that you have no way of cooking.I wish I could load videos on my terrible internet.~~ Quote "YOU'D THINK, FOR BEING A DEAD MAN, I'D BE MORE TRIUMPHANT THAN I AM." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haecceity Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Granted, the internet becomes a pack mule that carries around old VHS tapes. Although it is weak and old, you keep adding more and more videos to the load it carries until it dies. You are thus hated by every user of the internet and live the rest of your life in mortal terror.Have fun with that!I wish Hyrule Historia was already released in the US. Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Granted. It is already available, except you suffer mysterious misfortunes and are never able to see it, let alone get it.I wish I had the ability to appear anywhere that fog is present.~~ Quote "YOU'D THINK, FOR BEING A DEAD MAN, I'D BE MORE TRIUMPHANT THAN I AM." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Granted, but now you are fog.I wish I was a Pokemon master. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Wish Granted but it is only in a pokemon game.I wish for your consciousness to have a more unique axis to base reality on. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Gear Minun Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Granted, but his uniqueness makes the rest of us seem more generic. I don't like being so generic.I wish that my tea hadn't run out right before a day filled with homework. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Granted, but now it's a bottomless teacup, and you accidentally tip it over, so it floods your house and ruins your homework.I wish I had a magical pet gopher that could speak Swedish and travel though time and space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Granted. It is intelligent enough that it has no particular need of you, and it travels off, never to be seen again.I wish I understood all the references in all the sigs on all the BZP.~~ Quote "YOU'D THINK, FOR BEING A DEAD MAN, I'D BE MORE TRIUMPHANT THAN I AM." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Wish Granted, but then you make and use meta references based on those references which no one has any context too.I wish for my sig to make one imagine Taokaka (the girl in the sig) singing Dismantle.Repair. from Anberlin, perfectly. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 The song becomes a constant background noise in the minds of everyone who has seen your signature, and they all go insane and destroy the entire site.I wish that I could actually draw more things like the art in my sig.~~ Quote "YOU'D THINK, FOR BEING A DEAD MAN, I'D BE MORE TRIUMPHANT THAN I AM." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 You do, however, this art is way too good for BZP, and you spend much more time rethinking your life than actually drawing.I wish I could be in two places at once without eviscerating myself. Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 You can, but you can only be split in two.I wish I couldent go to school today. Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 The reason you couldn't go to school is that you are terribly sick, and you are bedridden for the rest of your life.I wish I were impervious to lightning.~:~ Quote "YOU'D THINK, FOR BEING A DEAD MAN, I'D BE MORE TRIUMPHANT THAN I AM." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Your ears become very sensitive and you go deaf when you hear thunder.I wish I could teleport myself wherever I want, whenever I want.=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 You undergo the classic teleporter's dilemma and accidentally duplicate yourself multiple times.I wish I lived near a mountain of infinite height.~~ Quote "YOU'D THINK, FOR BEING A DEAD MAN, I'D BE MORE TRIUMPHANT THAN I AM." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Granted, but you get buried under an avalanche by said mountain.I wish School didn't exist but the human race was still intelligent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Granted - it was still intelligent. The entire human race, along with you, have long since been wiped out.I wish I could grow Palmer Oaks where I live.~~ Quote "YOU'D THINK, FOR BEING A DEAD MAN, I'D BE MORE TRIUMPHANT THAN I AM." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 They only grow for one minute each, hen they dieI wish that the Toa Maasi would let Zharuk go and that people would actually start joining the storukru family Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 A ridiculous influx of people join the Storukru family and you can't remember any of their names.I wish that I had a proper hovercraft.~~ Quote "YOU'D THINK, FOR BEING A DEAD MAN, I'D BE MORE TRIUMPHANT THAN I AM." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Someone breaks and enters into your house and installs ai on it programmed to kill youI wish that TNG Prime would make the Aakil character already on the BZPRPG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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