avmatoran Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Granted. Have a human-hating, demon-possessed one. I wish I had the fifth Heroes of Olympus book now. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 granted. you have a bottle of Olympus Water with Superman on it I wish I knew how to mod Skyrim on the Xbox Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unit#phntk#1 Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Granted. You can only have one installed at a time. I wish I had some root beer ~Unit#phntk#1 Quote BIONICLE MAFIA XLII: GRAVEYARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 granted. you have a beer made from the roots of a Poison Sumac plant. happy now? I wish for tickets to the upcoming Comic-Con here in Utah Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Granted, but upon further inspection, they are tickets to a convention of button enthusiasts, I wish for a soda. Quote I occasionally return to BZP for a nostalgic trip back. Hit me up on discord if you need anything. BZPRPG Characters that I will possibly revive, Mons-Shajs-Tarotrix-Aryll Vudigg-Jorruk Yokin-Senavysh Angavur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Granted, but it was unstable and splattered on you as soon as it was opened. I wish I had a unicorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Granted. It runs away because it doesn't like you. I wish I have the power to control heat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Granted, but it backfires on you and you plunge us into an Ice Age irreversibly. You are now being hunted by many, many angry people. I wish I had an exoskeleton. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Granted, but it isn't attached to you. I wish I didn't have so much going on that I could visit BZP more than once every three weeks(!) Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Granted. You now can't leave your current location, and now spend the rest f your life as Smeagol. I wish my Rorschach costume I wore to Comic-Con looked better Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Granted. It looks so much better, it's butter. I wish I had a gaming computer. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 granted. here's the computer chip from an Atari. I wish for the ability of Psionics Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Granted,but every time you use it, you accelerate the decomposition of your brain, eventually turning you into a vegetable. I wish for Bat-toast...interpret that as you will.-_-' Quote check out my totally ORIGINAL youtube channel, Below Average Geeks! I'm trying something different.its very small, so comments will be noticed and read. just a poll.on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to read a webcomic based on just this title: 'Neon Laser Dragons.'? see these guys? alrighty bros, listen up.my lightning dragon is lonely.click dis bebe dergen pls.i know its dumb.jus do it pls.for me, a'ight?',:] my Skrall--er, scroll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Granted. here's a scrap of burnt flesh from the Batman after Firefly finished him off I wish there were more Skillet fans here Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Granted,but ALL of the Skillet fans came, and a fight broke out, simply because they are fans...and fans do that...i guess. I wish I had a working grappling hook. Quote check out my totally ORIGINAL youtube channel, Below Average Geeks! I'm trying something different.its very small, so comments will be noticed and read. just a poll.on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to read a webcomic based on just this title: 'Neon Laser Dragons.'? see these guys? alrighty bros, listen up.my lightning dragon is lonely.click dis bebe dergen pls.i know its dumb.jus do it pls.for me, a'ight?',:] my Skrall--er, scroll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 granted. you use it, but the cable snaps when you use it, and fall to your death I wish Skillet released a new album Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Granted, but you get hit by a bus before you have a chance to listen to it. I wish I was more inspired right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Granted, you have inspiration for suicide. Lucky you. I wish I had a phone book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Granted. You now have a book with pictures of phones. I wish I wasn't fumlbing on the keybpard as I ty[pe. Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lielac Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Granted. You can type perfectly, but now have a stutter when you talk. I wish I could write without my self-doubt getting in my way. Quote I write stories, on occasion. Finishing them... yeah, uh. That's another thing entirely. Avatar made with the Rayg Kit 2.5, and featuring Lilak, Toa of Lightning.She is totally, totally not a shameless self-insert. Y'know, except for the part where she is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 granted. you can write, but you're now a narcissist. I wish for a actual Rorscach mask with moving ink blots and everything Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Granted, the blobs are sentient and kill you. I wish I was a better writer, and came up with good stories(unlike my usual terrible ones). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakura Nuva Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 (edited) Granted - your stories are good, but your humor is humorless I wish for a silver Kanohi Kualsi piece Edited September 13, 2014 by Jakura Nuva Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Granted, but it's only the connector piece. I wish holograms were corrupt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 (edited) Granted, now they're plotting to kill you. I wish I had a Japanese 3DS. Edited September 13, 2014 by Hordaki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 <p>Granted. Nobody ever said it worked, though. . .</p><p> </p><p>I wish I could play video games again.</p> Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Smith Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 (edited) Granted, but you can only play E.T. and Superman 64. I wish the Hobbit movies were more faithful to the book. Edited September 14, 2014 by John Smith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Granted, but the book must be horrible. I wish I had infinite time. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Smith Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Granted, but you're incapable of love. I wish I could actually wish upon a star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Granted. you wish you never had a brother, and now you are permanently stuck in space (PM me if you got that reference) I wish for all of the Bionicle 2015 sets Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Granted. But they turn to dust the moment you see them. I wish for a glass of water. Quote I occasionally return to BZP for a nostalgic trip back. Hit me up on discord if you need anything. BZPRPG Characters that I will possibly revive, Mons-Shajs-Tarotrix-Aryll Vudigg-Jorruk Yokin-Senavysh Angavur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Granted. I drink it. Oops. I wish I had my missing wallet back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Granted. You get your wallet back and open it up to find 99999999999999999 monies. In your sheer happiness, you explode. I wish for more Kanohi. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Smith Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Granted. They're all Gali Mistika masks. I wish for unlimited wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Granted, but they go to me, not you. I wish Avmatoran's bohrok form was epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UngluedBike Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Granted, But he is shrunk to half the size. I wish I had all 8 VMKK. Quote Also, if you're a resident of the UK and like Bionicle, go ahead and join us at this awesome Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/BFUK7/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Granted. Here are your Very Mean Killer Kittens (That's what you meant, right?). I wish it was tomorrow already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UngluedBike Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Granted. Days now last a single of frame of time, because we are constantly trying to reach tomorrow, it is actually impossible to reach tomorrow, because as soon as we get there, it is no longer tomorrow. I wish Muse's unreleased Christmas 2014 single. Quote Also, if you're a resident of the UK and like Bionicle, go ahead and join us at this awesome Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/BFUK7/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doodleloot Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Granted. Days now last a single of frame of time, because we are constantly trying to reach tomorrow, it is actually impossible to reach tomorrow, because as soon as we get there, it is no longer tomorrow. I wish Muse's unreleased Christmas 2014 single. Granted. It sucks. A lot. It actually sucks so much that you start hating Muse. I wish for a cybernatically enhanced, talking, bipedal pet raccoon. Quote Hail Denmark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Undertaken Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Granted, it eats all your socks and insults your mother. I wish that I was less lazy. Quote -END OF LINE- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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