J46 Nui Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Firing your LAZOR safely required you to be a long distance from anyone else, so you are now stranded in the middle of a desert.Being the only intelligent thing on my lonely planet, I have declared myself its emperor. I now wish for some loyal subjects to keep me company. Quote PSN ID: darthlegoGamertag: SPARTAN J46Steam name: jumpy46 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 They are the stupidest morons in the history of history so they cannot obey your will.I wish that I was a Miraluka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J46 Nui Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 You are a Miraluka with human eyes that can see, making you indistinguishable from a human.I wish my minions were smarter. Quote PSN ID: darthlegoGamertag: SPARTAN J46Steam name: jumpy46 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PutYaGunsOn Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 They're smarter. So much smarter, in fact, that they overthrow you with absolute minimal effort thanks to their newfound intelligence.I wish I was a Toa with an element of the corrupter's choice...though it can only be an element that a canon Toa can actually have. Quote ---------------------------------------------------Links to fun stuff--------------------------------------------------- A story I wrote in 2016, My sole BZPRPG character who has existed since 2016, but has done absolutely nothing, A fun little Cantonese earworm ft. Marina Sirtis, Some real nostalgia from 2003 BZPower 僕は青空になる。。。 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geardirector Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 (edited) Granted, you are a Toa of Magnetism. The Makuta assissinate you and hundreds of your brethren out of paranoia.I wish I was as famous as the guy in my sig Edited November 15, 2012 by Geardirector Quote BZPRPG Profiles Nuparu-Ferron-Mar-Zelvin-Wiremu-Farzan-Mako-Krex-Tamachan-??? Akiri Nuparu Posts: 1. 2. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 You are now as famous as Taynikma, which means not many people in BZPower recognize you, making many of them think you're just another guy.I wish people would recognize Geardirector's true fame! Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 I'm pretty sure there's not enough magic in the world to do that.But if there was then, Geardirector is now ... infamous for all the naughty things he did as a kid.I wish the sports pile didn't stop getting taller. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 It gets so tall it knocks the moon out of orbit, causing a massive catastrophe. I wish i had a 1TB hard drive that could never fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Granted, but it gets hacked and shorts, cracking in half and creating a void due to its power.I wish I had a pet Tahtorak. Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 (edited) It steps on you. Then it steps on the whole townI wish that I didn't keep losing fights in the BZPRPG.And in X-Men Darkest Days, and in Star Wars Oddyseys, and other TBRPGs.No, seriously, it's getting really upsetting. Edited November 17, 2012 by Constructman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 Granted, now you start losing in everything else.I wish I was 36 inches taller. Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 (edited) Granted, but now you bonk your head every time you walk through doorways.I wish Disney didn't buy Star Wars. Edited November 19, 2012 by Vakama-san Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 It didn't. It's a conspiracy, both are owned by the government.I wish that my new toaster was smaller. Quote save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 It's now as small as a lego brick.I wish that I was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grantaire Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Unfortunately, since you 'was' instead of 'are', you no longer exist in the present; and since the present is the only time of actuality, you therefore cease to exist, dying a horrible death, and an even more horrible destruction of your soul. The end.I wish that love would never die, I wish that God would be forgiven. #lesmis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Granted. Problem is, since love can never die, that would mean hate can either, meaning God cannot be forgiven. A bigger problem is that was two wishes, so it is nullified and all is depleted, regardless of what I have already said.I wish my cheeseburger was alive, but was a vegan. Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Granted, but it grows rampant, eating every plant on the planet, leaving every one with no oxygen, and everyone dies.I wish they would release all six Toa Hagah on the 15th anniversary of Bionicle. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grantaire Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Granted, but diehard Bionicle fans are so repulsed that they form a terrorist group and invade Denmark, which makes such a negative bakclash against Bionicle that all hope of it return dies.I wish Hapori Dume's profile could still be accessed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Granted, but only site admins can access it.I wish I was a Toa. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Makuta eats you for lunch.I wish that I was a Makuta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 (edited) Granted, but your not used to being made of anti-dermis, so you never notice your very being seeping out of a small gap in your armor, and you eventually die.I wish I had more volumes of Naruto. Edited November 21, 2012 by Vakama-san Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Granted. You now over 100 volumes of Naruto...all heading straight for your vital organs at over the speed of sound. The question is not "can you dodge?" The question is, "Are you feeling lucky, punk?"I wish I could dodge bullets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Granted, but as you dodge bullets, you get hit by rockets.I wish had a cookie. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Granted, the cookie's chocolate chips are actually cyanide capsules.I wish I could dodge rockets and bullets and anything that might hurt me while I'm dodging said rockets and bullets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 (edited) Granted, but you can't dodge falling into a pool of energized protodermis.I wish I had white Rahkshi leg pieces for my MOC. Edited November 21, 2012 by Vakama-san Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Granted, but the full-size, living Rahkshi that you took them from aren't too happy...I wish Pluto was a planet again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Granted, but now those other 'dwarf' planets are planets now too.I wish I had 4 copies of Grisalbrand. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Granted, but it is poisoned.I wish for BIONICLE to come back. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Granted, but it flies off shelves before you can get any.I wish could get this program on my computer to work. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Granted, but it crashes your computer.I wish for LEGO to start think more about the fans instead of the money. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 The only fans then are fanGIRLS. I wish i had 10 computers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Granted, but they all get viruses and crash whenever you turn them on.I wish for an incorruptible wish. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanosuit User Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Your wish has been rendered voidI wish for Bionicle to be revived Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Your request has been declined.I wish to be omnipresent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 You see a lot of things that are considered "classified" and as a result are attacked by every major security organization on the globe.I wish that I could write a symphony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Granted, but it's a Symphony of Evil that is so beautiful that everyone who were to listen to it would die. So it's deadly beautiful.The real problem is that it's also infinite, and no matter what you try, you can't stop writing it. You write on and on and on for all eternity, for the symphony won't allow you to die before you have completed it.I wish I were a mathematical genius. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Granted, but you spend your days making calculations, and you never get a life.I wish for there to be no more noobs. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 The lack of noobs leads to the rise of a non-noob monopolization of everything on the internet, eventually forcing everyone else who isn't part of their regime offline.I wish Black Friday lines were shorter. Quote save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Granted. They're shorter by one person.I wish that virtual keyboards were easier to use (I always hit the wrong key) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Granted, but then you become addicted and turn into a tech zombie.I wish for Black Friday to disappear. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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