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[Grantaire]

The Zar has returned.He'll be RPing with himself in Le Wahi.

[AuRon the champion]

So let me get this strait...Toa Reordin's right arm... Belonged to Thok? And Reordin ripped it off and put it on his arm to replace the arm that he lost when he was a child?

[Constructelf]

Hey, look who's back!With which character?

[Nuju Metru]

This topic is the sight of rampant trolling. Don't listen to anyone.

[Franco]

So let me get this strait...Toa Reordin's right arm... Belonged to Thok? And Reordin ripped it off and put it on his arm to replace the arm that he lost when he was a child?

...No.But Sulov has got to try that sometime.

[shadow pridak money gang]

So let me get this strait...Toa Reordin's right arm... Belonged to Thok? And Reordin ripped it off and put it on his arm to replace the arm that he lost when he was a child?

Thok hit on Leah the first day he set foot on Mata Nui, so Reordin tore off his arm and choked him out Wayne Brady style before sewing it onto his shoulder as a warning to the island at large.-Tyler

[AuRon the champion]

We should put a sign up for that."Do not feed the trolls."EDIT:Oh, that makes perfect sense Tyler. Why didn't I think of that before!? >_<

Edited November 26, 2012 by AuRon the champion

[Constructelf]

Wait, there's a ReordinxLeah going on?

[AuRon the champion]

"Do not feed the trolls."Don't believe everything you hear.

[~Xemnas~]

So let me get this strait...Toa Reordin's right arm... Belonged to Thok? And Reordin ripped it off and put it on his arm to replace the arm that he lost when he was a child?

False. Reordin's right arm (and his left, I assume) looks exactly like Thok's. Nuju felt like using Thok's arm and weapon for what Reordin's arm and weapon would look like.

[Constructelf]

But isn't Thok's weapon foreign tech

[shadow pridak money gang]

And when the mods came through me and aaron stood next to a burntdownthread-Tyler

[~Xemnas~]

But isn't Thok's weapon foreign tech

... it's an ice axe, dude. Tyler said that earlier..

Wait, there's a ReordinxLeah going on?

But you forgot one very important factor-Verdi.Verdi's gonna have a big rage. It's gonna be really funny to write.

[otter]

And when the mods came through me and aaron stood next to a burntdownthread-Tyler

My arm, feebly reaching out for help, my dying breath begging you to aid me, to deliver me from all those others who I'd been fighting against in here.Don't let me die, Tyler.

[Franco]

But isn't Thok's weapon foreign tech

... it's an ice axe, dude. Tyler said that earlier..

Wait, there's a ReordinxLeah going on?

But you forgot one very important factor-Verdi.Verdi's gonna have a big rage. It's gonna be really funny to write.

You all forgot one very important factor...Sulov.He has the kiss of death. And no SO.FOREVER ALONE T_T

[~Xemnas~]

Sulov...?Oh geez, we're all gonna die! =P This is going to be very strange. Very strange indeed...

[EmperorWhenua]

We all know the real ship is Aurax x Takua. "Until death do us part" was only step one in their relationship.

[Grantaire]

Hey, look who's back!With which character?

You... Remember me?I remember such shock last time I tried to get back in.I'm bringing back my former guard, now turned vigilante back.

[~Xemnas~]

We all know the real ship is Aurax x Takua. "Until death do us part" was only step one in their relationship.

you know whati should write a storyabout those two partying it up in the afterlifei really shouldThat reminds me, I have to post my short story about just Aurax in the afterlife sometime...

[BULiK]

That would be fun the read (The latter idea)

[~Xemnas~]

That would be fun the read (The latter idea)

I might actually do that tomorrow... I'll let you guys know so you can check it out.

[- JL -]

"Do not feed the trolls."Don't believe everything you hear.

Nothing is True.Everything is permitted.

[Emzee]

Hi everyone, I'm back. I know I have a lot of posts to respond to, I'll try to respond to at least a couple of them tonight.

[Relapse]

Add Onu-Koro to your list of places to stay away from.

[Constructelf]

Oh joy. Kokkinos is going to freak when he gets back to his beloved cave laboratory.

[Light]

>Enter command: Make plan to get Maasi back on the side of good lawn enforcement.> Compiling...

[Relapse]

Oh joy. Kokkinos is going to freak when he gets back to his beloved cave laboratory.

*confiscated cave laboratory

[~Xemnas~]

Add Onu-Koro to your list of places to stay away from.

Good thing the only character of mine that has a house there is... Zenix! My evil character! Surprise! I'm not worried at all!

[Krayzikk]

>Enter command: Make plan to get Maasi back on the side of good lawn enforcement.> Compiling...

*looks up from keyboard*.... Not gonna go into the reasons why that isn't effective....

[Light]

Now if you'll excuse me, my computer crashed. Something about a seg fault and not enough processing power to solve a problem of this magnitude.

[Highly Suspicious Person]

>Enter command: Make plan to get Maasi back on the side of good lawn enforcement.> Compiling...

>FATAL ERROR>System Shutdown

[Eyru]

Add Onu-Koro to your list of places to stay away from.

Daedra did it first.

[sunflower]

Add Onu-Koro to your list of places to stay away from.

*promply sends Zauk to Onu*What was that?

[BULiK]

How do you even plan on doing this? Onu-Koro has no democracy for you to corrupt, and trying to sway a village's opinion to you, even though it has been led successfully for over a millennia by the same person, doesn't appear to be the most assuring plan.EDIT: good idea, frost.

Edited November 27, 2012 by Bulik

[EmperorWhenua]

I, too, can sing songs to vipers...

[Relapse]

How do you even plan on doing this? Onu-Koro has no democracy for you to corrupt, and trying to sway a village's opinion to you, even though it has been led successfully for over a millennia by the same person, doesn't appear to be the most assuring plan.EDIT: good idea, frost.

......you obviously dont get out much

[BULiK]

How do you even plan on doing this? Onu-Koro has no democracy for you to corrupt, and trying to sway a village's opinion to you, even though it has been led successfully for over a millennia by the same person, doesn't appear to be the most assuring plan.EDIT: good idea, frost.

......you obviously dont get out much

How does stating the blatantly obvious help your argument? Edited November 27, 2012 by Bulik

[Relapse]

First of all, I never said I was going to corrupt the government. Don't put words in my mouth. That's very frustrating.Second, you may want to actually read up on things before making a fool of yourself in GD. Onu-Koro not only has a political society with multiple figureheads to corrupt, it has a widely-known military with even more figureheads. To corrupt. If you assume that, because they're literal cavemen, that they don't have multiple leaders, you're sorely wrong. Considering Whenua was captured for awhile, I assume you think it went into chaos? Not at all. There are a good bit of philanthropists who you can manipulate as well, as I am doing. And, as I said, the military also has a lot to do with it, and they're being brought down as well.So yes, I assumed stating the blatantly obvious would get you to think again.Obviously I was wrong there.

[Eyru]

How does stating the blatantly obvious help your argument?

No arguing in GD.

[Light]

Okay, so helmets with wires. They only wipe memories. In the entire time I've been on this site, only memory wiping.And why am I thinking of a colander right now?

Edited November 27, 2012 by Toa Kaithas