randomreviewerbros Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 I got ripped in 3 weeksI think you mean 13 years, you definitely meant 13 years. ..................................................................................Wasn't my meme. Quote Go check out our Youtube channel! We review BIONICLE and other LEGO related items! https://www.youtube.com/user/RandomReviewerBros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPIRIT Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Why does Kopaka have a mask of X-Ray Vision? Because he's the Toa of Eyes (Ice) ----------- Why didn't the Le-Matoran do his homework today? He's going to do it Tamaru 6 Quote ~ The Jazziest JtO Spoof ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NobodyNoes Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 (edited) An adventure? I'll Ko-pack-a my bags! What do you call a confused toa of earth? Onuva nua. Edited June 22, 2016 by NobodyNoes Quote this is my signature(you know, just in case you didn't know) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 What did the Ko-Matoran do when he was asked to look at the Wall of History? He took o peek at it. 'Twas a pun, by the way. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted June 7, 2016 Author Share Posted June 7, 2016 Excuse the poor editing, but... Le Matoran. 10 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny7092 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Ekimu: Pohatu, you must find Ketar. Pohatu: Okay. Some time later, Pohatu: I got the guitar that you wanted. Ekimu: No, not guitar! Ketar. He looks like a scorpion, not a guitar. Pohatu: Oh, but aw, man! I hate scorpions! Couple days later. Pohatu: Hey Ekimu come see my creature.Ekimu: I'm glade you found your....What is that thing your holding?Pohatu: I found a keytar.(plays a generic 70's song)Ekimu:I'm going to hurt you I made some good ones, too. Ekimu: Lewa, you must find Uxar. Lewa: Okay. You got it! Some time later. Lewa: Hey, Ekimu! I found the Boxor that you wanted! Ekimu: No, not Boxor! Uxar. It's a dragonfly and a lot lighter. Lewa: Oh! After all this searching, I got lost in the "xar" part. No wonder why it's heavy. Lewa: What's a difference between a Phoenix and your elemental creature, Tahu?Tahu: Well, I beg to Ikir. (Anyone get it? Anyone help me with that when needed?) Ekimu: Onua. You must find Terak. Onua: Will do. Some time later. Onua: Ekimu. I found Terra (from DC Comics). She's a feisty one, and she can control Earth. Ekimu: No, not Terra! Terak. He's looks like a mole. Onua: Oh! Sorry, Terra. I got lost with the similar names. When Kopaka was surprised that he saw Gali's fish-like Elemental Creature flying, he said: "What? Are you A-kid-a-ing me?" Ekimu: Kopaka. You must find Melum. Kopaka: Will do. Some time later. Kopaka: Ekimu. I find Malum. He is a feisty one, and I hate his armor because it reminds me of fire, which I hate. Ekimu: No, not Malum! Melum. He looks like an ape with claws and has Ice powers. Kopaka: Whoops! Ekimu: Toa. Umarak the Hunter must be stopped. You must capture him. Toa Uniters: Will do. Some time later. Toa Uniters: Ekimu. We found Kraven the Hunter (from Marcel Comics). He is pretty weak for a foe. Ekimu: No, not Kraven! Umarak! He is bigger and has horns. (Facepalm) Toa Uniters: Oh! Lewa: We got lost with the 'k', 'r', and 'a' letters. Ekimu: (Sign) When will you going to do it right? Quote I like Lego, Bionicle, and Hero Factory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Inika Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 A Toa trapped in the Zone of Darkness by a Kahgarak over 1,000 years ago finally emerges from the darkness, only to find he has stepped into BIONICLE Generation 2. As the portal closes, he's just barely able to slip back in to the perpetual shadow, sighing with relief and muttering to himself, "Wow, that place looked really bad!" 5 Quote "You are an absolute in these uncertain times. Your past is forgotten, and your future is an empty book. You must find your own destiny, my brave adventurer." -- Turaga Nokama Click here to visit my library! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hovoki Zehvor Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 I always chuckled whenever a Matoran said "Go to Karzahni!"It's so mean yet it always sounded so silly and endearing. 1 Quote https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnaHFstqCK97bHNwpwztn_Q Check out my YouTube channel for LEGO, YuGiOh and Pokemon videos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 What's the Order of Mata Nui's favorite oil company? Axonn Mobil. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted June 10, 2016 Author Share Posted June 10, 2016 How to make things awkward with one joke. "What did Matoro say when he stubbed his toe?" "I don't know, what?" "Nothing." "I get it, because he's a Ko-Matoran?" "No because he's dead." 7 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 I'm starting to feel as if you have a personal vendetta with Matoro. Or death. Or the death of Matoro. Looks like you have a cold heart. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallior Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 When does Makuta wake up? AT THE KRAAHKAN OF DAWN! 2 Quote "Remember when the comics forum had a lot of good stuff? Let's make that a thing again." -Kazi the Matoran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erasmus Graves Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 What did Makuta say when the Toa defeated all his other Rahi? RELEASE THE KRAAHKAN!!!! 3 Quote "Mutiny, Booty and Entropy" - The Three Vices of the Frostelus[flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takama Metru Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 (edited) *Mata Nui pushes Teridax onto a falling Aqua Magna, coliding with his head, destroying it, falling to the ground in the process.* Mata Nui: Well brother, it looks like you need to get A HEAD of yourself! Classic. (Put your pitchforks down) Edited June 16, 2016 by Takama Metru Quote BEHOLD.....THE DREAM TEAM! COMING SOON.... ~ Oh hi thar, here are some quotes: ~ "Where wisdom and valor fail, all that remains is faith. And it can overcome all" -Toa Mata Tahu, MNOG "Sometimes a hero has to do something else besides beat the villans and come home covered in glory. Sometimes, he has to make a sacrifice so that a lot of people he's never met before and who don't know his name can live." -Toa Hahli, Downfall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umm Durmán Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 (edited) The clash at the Mask Maker’s furnace has begun, Ekimu is busy rebuilding his hammer and the Toa charge as one at Kulta. Tahu: Shhhh! Quiet! Dabbabbayadha weird voice in my head again! They are confident that nobody can stand in the way of a united Toa team. But Kulta wears the Mask of Creation, giving him unimaginable power and with one swift blow he beats the Toa down, destroying their masks and leaving them laying powerless on the floor. Kulta: Oh, I’m sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn’t mean to. Please, continue. You were saying something about Makuta still being buried out there somewhere? .... Oh, you were finished! Well, then allow me to retort – What does Makuta look like? Tahu: Dabbabbayadha! Kulta: *Raises his staff again* – What Island are you from? Tahu: Dabbabbayadha? Kulta: Dabbabbayadha ain’t no island I ever heard of! Do they speak Okoto on Dabbabbayadha?! Tahu: Dabbabbayadha? Kluta: Okoto Do NOT bypass the filter. -B6, do you speak it?! Tahu: Yes? Kulta: Then you understand what I am saying, right?! Tahu: Yes. Kulta: Describe what Makuta looks like! Tahu: Dabbabbayadha? Kluta: *Further raises his staff high above his head* – Say Dabbabbayadha again! Say Dabbabbayadha again, I dare you, I double dare you Do NOT bypass the filter. -B6, say Dabbabbayadha one more Do NOT bypass the filter. -B6 time! Describe what Makuta looks like! Tahu: He’s, he‘s black. Kulta: Go on! Tahu: He’s, he’s red! Kluta: Does he looks like a Vortixx? Tahu: Dabbabbayadha? Kluta: *Strikes with his staff, disarming Tahu and forcing him to his knees.* – DOES HE LOOK LIKE A VORTIXX? Tahu: No! Kulta: Then why are you trying to Do NOT bypass the filter. -B6 him like a Vortixx, Tahu? Tahu: I didn’t! Kulta: YES YOU DID! YES YOU DID, TAHU! .... And Makuta doesn’t like to be Do NOT bypass the filter. -B6 by anybody except for Korgot. Edited June 21, 2016 by Black Six 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallior Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Probably might want to go back in there and fix some stuff, much of that is bypassing the censor. 1 Quote "Remember when the comics forum had a lot of good stuff? Let's make that a thing again." -Kazi the Matoran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Inika Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 I agree, although I will start using that with my other AFOL friends. Quote "You are an absolute in these uncertain times. Your past is forgotten, and your future is an empty book. You must find your own destiny, my brave adventurer." -- Turaga Nokama Click here to visit my library! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyska Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Bionicle memes are the worst.It's all a Mata of taste. I Nui was gonna do that. 5 Quote 3DS Friend Code: 0018-0767-4231 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted June 26, 2016 Author Share Posted June 26, 2016 Hewkii: Hey, have you heard the joke about the Turaga? Macku: No, tell me. Hewkii: Never mind, I heard that joke got old fast. 2 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallior Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Every single one of you should be ashamed for even conceiving these horrendous jokes. ...Including me. Tahu: Hey, Gali. It's me, Tahu. But you can call me..." *puts on sunglasses* "anytime." Quote "Remember when the comics forum had a lot of good stuff? Let's make that a thing again." -Kazi the Matoran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyclonatorZ Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Knock knock? Who's there? Ice. Ice who? Ice sinks. ...oh, wait, that wasn't a joke, that was actual canon. Quote I have slept for so long. My dreams have been dark ones. But now I am awakened. Now the scattered elements of my being are rejoined. Now I am whole. And the Darkness can not stand before me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionicleFanatic Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 Bionicle memes are the worst. It's all a Mata of taste.I Nui was gonna do that.XD Amaya choked a little on my cereal reading this. [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takama Metru Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 Bionicle memes are the worst. It's all a Mata of taste.I Nui was gonna do that.Hau did you know? Quote BEHOLD.....THE DREAM TEAM! COMING SOON.... ~ Oh hi thar, here are some quotes: ~ "Where wisdom and valor fail, all that remains is faith. And it can overcome all" -Toa Mata Tahu, MNOG "Sometimes a hero has to do something else besides beat the villans and come home covered in glory. Sometimes, he has to make a sacrifice so that a lot of people he's never met before and who don't know his name can live." -Toa Hahli, Downfall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan McOwen Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Bionicle memes are the worst.It's all a Mata of taste. I Nui was gonna do that. I'm going to crack my head open on a rock. 1 Quote I inadvertently predicted Vorox armour's use in G2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Bionicle memes are the worst.It's all a Mata of taste. I Nui was gonna do that. I'm going to crack my head open on a rock. Death by rocks would be in Po taste. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taria Pakari Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Bionicle memes are the worst.It's all a Mata of taste. I Nui was gonna do that. I'm going to crack my head open on a rock. Death by rocks would be in Po taste. Onewa situation like this would occur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyska Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Bionicle memes are the worst.It's all a Mata of taste. I Nui was gonna do that. I'm going to crack my head open on a rock. Death by rocks would be in Po taste. And Agori mess. 3 Quote 3DS Friend Code: 0018-0767-4231 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted July 4, 2016 Author Share Posted July 4, 2016 (edited) How many Piraka does it take to change a lightbulb? They won't. Six of them will try to kill each other for the lightbulb, and one will smash it into his face and run off with a spider. Edited July 4, 2016 by Terrorsaur 2 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erasmus Graves Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 *after the deaths of the Toa Cordak*Random Generic Zyglak: Hey, we really desolated them, didn't we? Quote "Mutiny, Booty and Entropy" - The Three Vices of the Frostelus[flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny7092 Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 What can you call a Toa Mahri of Air when he is giant king who is on a New York building? Answer: King Kongu! 1 Quote I like Lego, Bionicle, and Hero Factory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohaturon Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 I just wanted to lead the Skrall into a new age of glory. Is that tumach to ask? 1 Quote Stone rocks Model Designer at The LEGO Group. Former contributor at New Elementary. My MOCs can be found on Flickr and Instagram. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowBionics Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 A side dish very much liked and coveted in the Village of Earth is the side of Es-Kargot. It was Kulta's sick moves with a skateboard on some rails that earned him the nickname of "Skull Grinder" among his friends. It was at that moment Tahu saw the band of marching Skull Warriors he was surrounded by the Walking Dead. Takadox was furious because he could not open the door and make his escape unless he found the Barra-KEYS in time. A confusing yet strange misconception is how the Ra-HE are interpreted as being all male while Rahk-SHE are female. When the traitor of Bara Magna approached his captives with a squad of Skrall behind him, they looked confused at his sudden appearance, at which he looked back at them and apologized, saying, "My apologies, but you haven't Metus before, have you?" There's a new form of music called Lerahk that's said to be poisoning for your mind and body. There was a great leader who led a team of 300 Toa against a great threat. His name was Lhikan-idas. 2 Quote [flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf [Bionicle: Unsolved Mysteries] [The Knights of Terankos] [Miyaka The Blazing Wind] No, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Rock_ Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 *Tahu goes to a store because he needs a car* Store owner: Hello! Would you like to buy a Nuurakh or a Shu?Tahu: No, I need Ackar.Store owner: There's a place nearby that has 1000 cars, but 941 of them are broken down. *Tahu goes to the place with the cars* Tahu: Can I get Ackar that's not broken down?Car store owner: Pick a car, any car! They're all Hafu off! *Tahu gets a red car that has a Radiak in it. Then he drives it around and the radiak plays MNOG music, but it's really compressed**Suddenly, the car breaks down for no reason after 5 minutes.* Tahu: Oh, Kamen! He said this one was good! *Tahu runs back to the store* Tahu: Are you Tryna be funny?Car store owner: ....Sarda.Tahu: I'm Balta slap you unless you give me a car that's in GOOD condition!Car store owner: Alright, alright. But I can't Garan-tee that it's exactly how you want it. *Tahu ends up being stuck with a hippie van* Tahu:...motherPhotok-er. idk anymore 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewanuva10 Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 (edited) What do you call a female Po-Matoran? A Rock-she (Rahkshi) Edited August 5, 2016 by Lewanuva10 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Jaller: "Wow, Matoro! Nuparu sure has a beautiful voice! What's his secret?" Matoro: "Well, he certainly has excellent Kadince." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Namata Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 What made BIONICLE and Cryoshell so perfect for each other? They both had an awesome Lore! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NobodyNoes Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 What do you call it when the Skull Grinder starts farming?Kultavation 1 Quote this is my signature(you know, just in case you didn't know) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xboxtravis Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 I don't know who made this, but it made me laugh for some reason: 2 Quote All aboard the hype train! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umm Durmán Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 30th July 2016 - BZP - the announcement of the cancellation of Bionicle: Jokes aside, this was pretty much my reaction when I heard the horrible news on that sad day 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katanga Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 This is my favorite Bionicle. You sonova.....*You sonuva. Quote My Bionicle Tumblr. New photos are uploaded daily! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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