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Toa Kaita Akamai and Wairuha

 

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Is this from that comedy that was on the front page a while ago?

 

That's how I always envisioned it.

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You want to become a Bionicle Karate Kid?

Axonn. Axoff. Axonn. Axoff.

 

Bohrok and the Ten Commandments:

Break one, you break them all.

 

Bohrok and Cupcakes:

Bake one, you bake them all.

 

You can do so many jokes with the Bohrok XD.

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You want to become a Bionicle Karate Kid?

Axonn. Axoff. Axonn. Axoff.

 

Bohrok and the Ten Commandments:

Break one, you break them all.

 

Bohrok and Cupcakes:

Bake one, you bake them all.

 

You can do so many jokes with the Bohrok XD.

Bohrok and Jokes:

Make one, you make them all.

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"You are an absolute in these uncertain times. Your past is forgotten, and your
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Toa Kaita Akamai and Wairuha

 

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Is this from that comedy that was on the front page a while ago?

 

 

I just found it on Google when I googled Toa Kaita  :)

 

It's probably based on this comedy, which I highly recommend.
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"You are an absolute in these uncertain times. Your past is forgotten, and your
future is an empty book. You must find your own destiny, my brave adventurer.
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You know, for a machine that wanted to destroy the island, Tahrok loves gardening. :P

 

It's like the one Tahnok that malfunctioned and does the opposite of its programming.

 

(Extra points for being a great drawing of Tahnok even aside from the joke.)

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"You are an absolute in these uncertain times. Your past is forgotten, and your
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It really is Ehrye how much the Toa Inika masks look like mutated versions of the ones the comic says they were forced to abandon

 

Sarda: Hey Idris! Where did you park Dekar?

 

And here's one I wanna see people try and guess.

What's Nokama's favorite canoeing song?

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I've got a few BIONICLE related jokes. 

 

 

1. Mask of Life: When they say shoot for the stars, they don't mean it literally.

 

2. What is the strongest element against Teridax? Stone, because it's literally the only thing he gets wrecked by (Pulling a giant stone pillar and crushing himself, getting hit by a moon, etc). 

 

3. The BIONICLE movies.

 

4. Why was the boy's mother confused when her son didn't want to go to the beach? Because he said he wanted a Tanma. 

 

5. Which Toa would've loved to be included with the rest of the Stars? Hahli would.

 

6. Teridax: Astrologists hate him! Click here to find why!

 

7. The Mask of Levitation: Because flying was too overpowered at the time.

 

8. My go-to comic for explaining the difference between the stone and dirt elements.

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9. Technically it's barely related to BIONICLE, I just felt like the Fikou Spider bit made it semi relevant. 

 

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10. Context: The characters are trying to find a star for their Christmas Tree after theirs is stolen. After failed attempts at buying a new one, one of the characters comes up with an alternate solution.

 

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Most of what I came up with.

 

~Soran

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Why did Pohatu cry?

 

He stubbed his Toa.

 

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What's DW's favorite Matoran TV show?

 

Mary Mukau.

I personally think 'stubbed his big toe' would be better. I mean, look at the size of that thing.

 

...It is his only toe.

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Here's a joke: Who is Pohatu's favorite celebrity and why?

 

Answer: Emma Stone because her The Amazing Spider-Man series character's "will is solid rock" and her last name. Get it?

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Here's a joke: Who is Pohatu's favorite celebrity and why?

 

Answer: Emma Stone because her The Amazing Spider-Man series character's "will is solid rock" and her last name. Get it?

I'm pretty sure it's Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Or Kid Rock. 

 

He also likely takes financial advice from the Rockefellers. 

 

I'm here every day, folks.

 

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