FrozenFlash Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Granted, but there aren't any chips inside. You wanted a can after all.I wish I could predict the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Granted, but all of the horrible events that will happen scar you for life.I wish for donuts. With hot sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Granted, but the hotsauce is indeed HOT-sauce and burns your house down.I wish I had combustable lemons of which I could then use to burn someone's house down. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Granted. You burn your own house down.I wish for a pastry of sorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Granted; you receive an onion, garlic, and eggplant donut, with shredded salami sprinkles.I wish for a slice of salami. Preferably one that's edible and won't have a negative effect on my health. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Granted, but a bird grabs it before you could eat it.I wish for ponies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Granted, they run all over you, stomping you to death.I wish Majhost was actually working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Granted, but instead your computer crashes.I wish this wasn't a wish. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Granted. It's a bomb, and it blows up in your face.I wish for one dollar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Let's Henshin! Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Granted it's counterfeitI wish wishfully that wishing for wishy, wishful, wishes was more wishfully wishable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Granted. You have to wish for wishy, wishful wishes if you want wishing wishes.I wish for a ham (that is completely edible and won't get stolen). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Granted. It's ghost comes back to haunt you.I wish my chocolate bar was whole again.=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Granted. The part you ate that is in your stomach becomes whole.I wish for a cup of dirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldy Grins Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Granted. The cup materializes in front of you, falls, and spills dirt into your keyboard. I wish for a diamond the size of my fist. Quote ~SI NON CONFECTUS NON REFICIAT~Proud is the spirit of Zeus-fostered kings – their honor comes from Zeus, and Zeus, god of council, loves them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 (edited) Granted, it's in your small intestine.I wish I could run fast Edited January 28, 2012 by Festus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelonewander Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 granted. you run right in to a brick wall at 1000 mph.i wish the world would implode Quote War...war never changes.We crawl, on our knees for you,under, a sky no longer blue, we sweat, all day long for you.But we sow, seeds to see us though,cause sometimes dreams just don't come true, we wait, to reap what we are due.-Rise Against, Re-Education (through Labor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 granted it implodes so much that there is nothing left not even debrisI wish i could create my own custom bionicle piece molds. Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Granted. You made pieces so awesome Lego sued you for them.I wish I have a pet T-Rex that wouldn't eat/harm/kill/maim me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Granted, but it ends up killing everyone else.I wish people could stop believing that the world will end in 2012. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Granted. They believe it will end now, and everyone puts down their pets.It doesn't end, and now there are no more dogs and cats in the world, so the ecosystem is destroyed.The world officially ends 12/21/2012.I wish that I could be an A-list actor. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldy Grins Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Granted. You are now listed as an actor on your grocery list.I wish for a can of peas. Quote ~SI NON CONFECTUS NON REFICIAT~Proud is the spirit of Zeus-fostered kings – their honor comes from Zeus, and Zeus, god of council, loves them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Granted; you now have a can made of peas.I wish for some thin mints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 The mints are so thin that they believe they can do better than you. They dump you and start dating JuicyFruit instead (I blame society). I wish I had some junior mints. ^^ Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Granted. The young mints are seen in your company by a police officer, who believes you kidnapped them.I wish I had money for a car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 (edited) Granted. You now have enough money to buy a Hot Wheels car.I wish for a quarter. Edited January 28, 2012 by Terminus24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Granted. The quarter does a jig off screen and is never seen again (Why did you push it into show buisness?! TT^TT)I wish plot holes could be physical. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa 95 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Granted. One appears right in front of you when something like that happens to you, and, without realizing it, you fall in. The entrance to the hole closes seconds later; there is absolutely no evidence that the hole had even existed there.I wish I could beat Mario Kart 7 with three stars on every cup. Quote Toa 95 Comics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Granted. However, it took you 15 years to do it and by then nobody cares anymore.I wish I was a talented singer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezorov Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Granted. You're now a talented screamo singer. After your first concert you lose your voice. It never returns.I wish for a pile of mud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Granted, but it was accidentally sent into your digestive system and you could never eat again without tasting mud.I wish I had a better sense of direction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpent of Fire Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Granted, but you end up walking into a tree anyway.I wish someone would punch me in the face. Quote I was there when Bionicle started in 2001. The next ten years were a great run. Sadly, all things must come to an end. But I will stop by and check in from time to time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scanty Demon Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Granted, however it's not just anyone who punches you in the face. It's Chuck Norris that punches you in the face, he punches you so hard you end in China and your face is hardly recognizable.I wish I had Batman in that corrupted wish instead of Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Granted. Adam West shows up as Batman and prepares to punch him in the face. However, just before he makes contact with said face, The Joker appears and Batman (aka Adam West) chases after the villain. Serpent of Fire does not get punched in the face, and you were unable to get Adam West's signature. Fail.I wish The Great and Powerful Trixie was officially declaired "worst pony." Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scanty Demon Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Adam West Batman, I was thinking Arkham city Batman but hey it's Adam West so I can't complain.Granted a law passed declares Trixie the worst pony and named in your honor. However a group of rioty Trixie fans attempt to burn your house down but can't so they cut your Internet and post unremovable Trixie posters in your room.I wish I was hiding Batman in my basement and Joker didn't attack my house.(Tekulo how much do you hate my avatar and sig) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 You are, but every villain BUT Joker is attacking your house to get to Batman.I wish I had a real non-infected Hau Nuva that works and doesn't get destroyed and can be used by me. (Good luck corrupting that one) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Let's Henshin! Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Granted, however in order to use it you had to be dipped in protodermis. Upon reemerging you find out that you have become a horribly mutated freak. The government, fearing for their lives sends the entire army after you. Eventually you waste all your shield energy, and are killed by some newb with an RPG.I wishfully wish that wishable wishes came true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 granted but due to your wish a tear in the space time continum is created which kills millions of kittens. i hope your happyI wish i could save said kittens Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Granted. They are all in your care, however and you give up your life's dream to set up a pet adoption agency. You don't make any money, really, but you do have a humble life. Of course, your son comes along and overthrows you in a violent connect four game and takes over the agency. You barely survive and are battle-scarred for life.I wish I had my cutie mark. (And no, I don't really hate Trixie. XD I just don't really understand what the fuss is about... I mean, she has a really nice color sceme and character design, but other than that I just don't see the appeal. O.o). Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Granted, but turns out you have Cutie Pox...I wish for a huge battleship with extremely stable systems onboard, indestructable hull, and uberpowerful weapons. No unauthorised personel are allowed onboard, and the ship can only be opporated by me. The systems are designed in such a sophisticated way that a glitch in the system is impossible. And it's autopilot (Wich is always on) keeps the ship from crashing into a planet or a star. I then use this ship to destroy any enemy of mine. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelonewander Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 granted. the said enemy comes back from the dead and kills you and leaves the ship dead in space Quote War...war never changes.We crawl, on our knees for you,under, a sky no longer blue, we sweat, all day long for you.But we sow, seeds to see us though,cause sometimes dreams just don't come true, we wait, to reap what we are due.-Rise Against, Re-Education (through Labor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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