Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 I wish I had a wish to corrupt. D= Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 (edited) Granted, but you corrupted a good wish. I wish I could beat Kirby Mass Attack without getting annoyed by the stage layouts. Edited January 29, 2012 by FrozenFlash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Granted. The stage layouts are annoyed at you instead and do not allow you to finish the game.I wish... hmm... I wish I was at a beach with pillars and arcs of rock jutting out of the water! Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Granted. The beach is on a deserted island and you're stranded there.I wish I had some apple cider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scanty Demon Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Granted your arrested for underage drinking and it was the Flim Flam cider too.I wish I knew why I found old dead memes funny.(@Tekulo: That makes sense I sorta like Trixie's scheme not mention there might be a bit of her in all of us. But just know I say Twilight > Trixie.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Granted. The truth about your subconscious tortures your soul for years to come. Therapy cannot help. D=I wish I was a pony in Equestria. (Hmm... Interesting viewpoint. And no worries, I'm not judging peeps by which ponies they like/dislike. Love and tolerance. ^^). Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelonewander Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 granted. however you want to leave, but you are stuck there, forever!!!!!!!!!!!i wish for an Ipod with bigger memory Quote War...war never changes.We crawl, on our knees for you,under, a sky no longer blue, we sweat, all day long for you.But we sow, seeds to see us though,cause sometimes dreams just don't come true, we wait, to reap what we are due.-Rise Against, Re-Education (through Labor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Granted, but it blew up the minute you turn it on. I wish I'm doing something else right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Granted. You're busy in a pie eating contest. The pie is winning.I wish I had a cupcake. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Granted, but it's one Applejack made during Applebuck season.I wish Discord would appear in another episode of MLP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BZCoolness Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Granted. The statue shows up in the background for 1 second.I wish Pinkie Pie broke the fourth wall more. Quote *Insert some sort of banner or photograph here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Granted. She breaks it so much the fourth wall just disappears. Reality and fantasy now collide in the form of ponies. Total anarchy ensues and eventually we form a civilization in Ponyville (and wars are going on too due to territory and not to mention all of those creeps who think "It doesn't matter that they're sentient, they're just ponies" and it's a bit of a problem to say the least). The bronies form a knighthood and fight for Fluttershy's honor. Humans begin to get cutie marks and even start to turn into ponies themselves (basically, it's like Pleasantville in the form of ponies). Eventually Twilight and the mane six gather the elements of harmony to remedy the fourth wall and all humans are purged from their world. You were half a pony when this happened, so you just disappeared when the separation occurred. You no longer exist.I wish I had cake to assult this dragon... Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scanty Demon Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 (edited) Granted while you are using cake to assault the you run out and the dragon isn't too happy about that. The next day you're missing and no one knows where you are.I wish BZP was a Seinfeld forum. Edited January 30, 2012 by muharax makuta of insanity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Granted; however, Seinfeld loses all followers, and you become the only inhabitant of a dead boards.I wish BZP was about BIONICLE again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Granted. You did say Throwbots, right? XPI wish I had some more tea for Mr. Scales (aka the dragon who totally invited me over for an all-night tea party when I ran out of cake to assault him with) -cough- Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relapse Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Granted, but it's poisoned and he doesn't live to see tommorow.I wish the RPG forum wasn't filled with fools. Quote BZPRPG ProfilesIC: "It comes with the job," Halfimus explained, "I'm not paid enough to give anything outside quick flavour descriptions." So pay me more AuRon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Granted; it's now filled with incredibly intelligent men, all of whom are too busy discussing the density of the sun to be able to RP.I wish I had Spiderman's powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Granted, but you haven't mastered them yet, so while you are swinging through New York, you accidentally fall and die.I wish for a dictionary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Granted; your dictionary falls off a shelf and kills you, just like every other wish corruption.I wish people would stop having their wish corruptions be killing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 (edited) Granted, it turns to torture for all eternity.I wish for a HUGE metal robot floating above my house with glitchy flight systems.Nothing can go wrong XD.... (<- not part of wish...) Edited January 30, 2012 by Chief Engineer Onaku Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Granted. The robot latches onto your house and begins to shoot upwards. You are now banished ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAA! But, hey, at least you have some BANANAS from your BANANA BAG. I wish someone would get that reference (please XD) Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Sadly, I can only think of Despicable Me.I wish the next poster would understand what Tekulo is talking about! Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scanty Demon Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Granted, I understand the reference however for some reason I fade away from existence and alas no one gets the reference here.I wish I could defeat the Giant monkey man and save the Nineth dimension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 (edited) Granted. But Then a meteor comes and destroys the ninth dimension, and you can't do anything about it. I wish for a PS4 Edited January 30, 2012 by Terminus24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelonewander Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 granted. however, you hate it and snap it in twoi wish for mortal kombat to be real Quote War...war never changes.We crawl, on our knees for you,under, a sky no longer blue, we sweat, all day long for you.But we sow, seeds to see us though,cause sometimes dreams just don't come true, we wait, to reap what we are due.-Rise Against, Re-Education (through Labor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Granted, it's a pre-release prototype, and it ruins all your games... even the ones you never even put in... and every singe other game in known existance. And everyone knows it's YOUR fault. Good luck hiding. :DI wish for a bagel. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Granted. The bagel grows a black moustache and turns evil. Grabbing its top hat, twirling its moustache and maniacally laughing, it jumps out the window to spread it's evil ways. You have just given form to the most heinous villains ever! D=I wish super muffin was here to save the day from the sinister Dr. Bagel. ;-; Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 granted but i eat them bothI wish i could control the whole galaxy Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Granted, but the other galaxies unite and take you down.I wish the wish I'm making right now can't be corrupted (and yes this is the wish I'm making right now). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 <insert wish corruption involving space-time paradoxes, gigantic holes in the fabric of space time, The Doctor, and the death of kittens.>I wish that I was the sole proprietory owner of Apple Inc., the company that makes iDevices and Macs, and that it would make me tons of money and never go out of business and I would die only of old age (Apprx. 153 years old). Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezorov Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Granted. You earn so much money that after one year, money no longer satisfies you. While wandering the streets in hopes of finding something worth living for, you see people, who only get average salaries, living extremly happy lives. This makes you very angry and you start killing people. Soon you become known as the most wanted serial(Also cerial!) killer. You're very good though, so you aren't caught… Until your 100th birthday. But because the court is busy with other things, they leave you in jail and forget about you for a long, long time. Though, after living in jail so long, you become so very ornery that on your 153rd birthday you loudly demand cake, which in turn draws attention to yourself. So then, after living a miserable 53 years in jail, you're finally beheaded.Your whole story puts a bad name on Apple and, although they still stay in business, they are no longer the most successful company in the world and must lay off tons of people who, because of their reputation of working for you, will never again find another job. Well done.I wish for a kitten in a basket. Both must be alive. (Yes, the kitten and the basket) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Granted. The kitten and the basket become the best of friends and snub your existence. You are forever alone.I wish I had a basket ball. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Granted.It rolls on to the street you go to get but get hit by a car...I wish I had Iron-mans armor and that it wouldnt malfunction or blow up on me. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Granted. But it never works in the first place.I wish for a pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Granted. There is a civilization of mold on the pizza. The moldlings (or so you've named them) manage to build their empire and take over the world. You've doomed us all! D=I wish the ugly duckling was green instead of blue. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Granted. However, since the ugly duckling grows up to be a swan, this one becomes a green swan, which is captured and is shown in a circus as a freak of nature. Congrats, you ruined an innocent bird's life.I wish for a can of ham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Granted. Its a can of a radioactive ham monster that eats you and destroys the city.I wish I had a top hat. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Granted, but someone accused you of stealing their hat.I wish I have a Portal Gun and when I use it, I won't screw up and get myself caught in an endless fall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 granted instead you are you open a portal to the shadow zone and you meet zivonI wish i could control a tahtorak in real life Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Granted. You can control the LEGO one.I wish I was the Avatar (the element-bending one, not the giant blue man-cat one). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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