Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Granted, but due to a series of unfortunate events, you end up yet again again in a carnival side-show. You are the bearded lady, however one day your beard is cut off by a deranged lumber jack. You are kicked out of the carnival and end up homeless. In your next life, you'll be the balloon animal clown, and trust me, it doesn't get any better. D=I wish I had a baloon animal that would never pop or deflate. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnmad Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 (edited) Granted. You get hit by a bus.I wish the paramedics would hurry up and get here. Hanging a butler while you have a knife in your back is really painful. - Edited February 7, 2012 by Burnmad: Toa of Emoticons Quote Avatar by Brickeens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 (edited) Granted. But you let go of it, and it flies up to the sky, higher and higher and higher...I wish I would not end up as a carnival sideshowNinja'dGranted, but they can't do anything for your, since the knife was poisoned.I wish I would reincarnate as an elf lord. Edited February 7, 2012 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 (edited) Granted, but because they are short-handed, I show up instead with my ninja ways. I mean, ninjas are close to paramedics, right? Let's see... ninja stars fix everything! All done with your treatment! 8DI wish I actually knew what I was doing. XDAaand, ninja'd. Granted, the elves start a carnival (when will it end?!). You run away as your past experiences have driven you mad. You are never seen again, but some believe you to be the hobo down the street with the crazy cackling laugh.I wish the ninjas would stop. XP Edited February 7, 2012 by Tekulo: Toa of Gales Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Granted. You are an expert at removing bullets from wounds, but a knife is an entirely different thing.I wish I won'T end up as a carnival sideshow this time Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Granted. You're the main attraction. =DI wish I had a ticket to the carnival. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnmad Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 (edited) Granted. You are picked out of the stands to become the ringleader and drive the carnival into the ground.I wish I had the antidote. (this ninjaing is horrible guys ._.)- Edited February 7, 2012 by Burnmad: Toa of Emoticons Quote Avatar by Brickeens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 (edited) Granted, but for some unkown reasons it get cancelled. The next day you read in the newspaper that the main attraction blew up the whole place. Don't ask me how. And no, you won't get your money back.I wish I was in a universe where there is no such thing as a carnivalGranted, but the dose is not the right one. Sorry, you die.I wish I was in a universe where there is no such thing as a carnival Edited February 7, 2012 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Granted. They're called a Circus instead. =DI wish you didn't ninja burnmad... D= Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 (edited) Granted, but now I accidentally ninja myself, and once again, go mad.*I wish everyone but me would turn into a carnival side show*(I'm sorry. It happens...) Edited February 7, 2012 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Granted. You're the ring leader and you have to keep us all happy and paid as it is your responsibility. By the way, the currency isn't peanut-related now. =3I wish my act was the best. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 (edited) Granted, but because the ring leader can't afford more actors, you get killed. Secretly, of course.I wish this topic wouldn't lead to role-playing as easily Edited February 7, 2012 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Granted, now it leads to flaming, and hating, and bashing, and stuff completely unrelated to the original topic itself... I wish I knew... Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 The knowledge explodes your head.I wish that I knew every single fact in existence and could pull them up at a moments notice and that the knowledge would not harm me in any way. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnmad Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Granted. Unfortunately, you now know that you WILL be assassinated.I wish I had no bones.- Quote Avatar by Brickeens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Done! -clap clap- The local children use you as a beanbag chair and you suffer constant mockery for the rest of your life. D=I wish I had a key lime pie. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Granted. It was cooked by your loving grandmother, who accidentally fell into the oven after she made the pie. The fact that the pie came from the thing that killed your grandmother drives you mad, and you throw the pie at the oven in a fit of rage.I wish for a Strawberry Shortcake Cheesecake. From Burger King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Granted. But it's covered in lettuce.I wish for a burger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Granted. It is also covered in lettuce, a whole head of it in fact, and the delicious (albeit tiny) one-ounce beef patty is hidden somewhere inside. Oh, it's cold, too.I wish for a shoe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 granted the shoe is too small and turns out to be evil and tries to kill you what do you do next,I wish i could control the shoe of evil Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Granted, but the shoe of good is angry about that and beats you AND the shoe of evil to death.I wish I had a massive goat potato with spider legs and gargoyle wings named Moloch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scanty Demon Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Granted it attacks and nearly kills you. Say goodbye to your pet.I wish I wished a wish that was already corrupted so that when it was corrupted it came out uncorrupted. (In other I wish that was corrupted so that once it was granted it became uncorrupted). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Granted, your wish works. Your wish is not corrupted. That being your wish, however, you gain nothing and lose nothing, causing you to waste your time here.I wish for a blue banana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Granted; but it, too, is covered in lettuce.I wish my internet were faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 It is so fast that it causes your computer to asplode!I wish things weren't so complicated. Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Granted, everything is so simple that your account can be hacked by a baby. And it is. Causing you to be banned.I wish there were no more MLP characters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Granted, but to everyones' horror they get replaced by something similar, yet more terrifying for those who are not into it.I wish my holidays would last longer. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunflower Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Granted. Unfortunatly, you have to work on all holidays.I wish I could control Gravity. Quote - BZPRPG - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Granted, and everything works surprisingly well. Until you go to sleep, and your subconscious takes control over your abilities. Don't ask me how, but Earth was destroyed. By a wormhole, probably.I wish I could create new universes. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Granted, you are now a very good fantasy writer,so you can create universes in text, but your hands get crippled, now you can't write.I wish i didn't have all these allergies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Granted. You only have one allergy. You're allergic to ponies. Too bad it's symptoms are extreme and sensitive. You may never watch the ponies again! -insert psycho Fluttershy laugh here-I wish I had a pony plushie. ^^ Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scanty Demon Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Granted it's a Trixie plushie.I wish I could see a boxing match between Abraham Lincoln and William Mckinley (yes he was a president and was assassinated). Also their assassins can not show up to interrupt the match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Granted, but you get assassinated.I wish Tekulo was a cupcake, for giving me a fate far worse then death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa 95 Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 (edited) Granted. However, he is still alive, and can speak. You want to eat him for what he did to you, but your conscious overrides your thoughts and constatnly tells you that you know better whenever you try.[insert confliction here]I wish people would view my comics. Edited February 9, 2012 by Toa 95 Quote Toa 95 Comics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Granted, but they all hate them. (I haven't read them)I wish I was better at Starcraft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa 95 Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Granted. You are now 1% better at it than you were before.I wish I knew what to wish for. Quote Toa 95 Comics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 You do, but now you're out of wishes and can't wish for it. I wish I was the galaxy's greatest fighter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa 95 Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 (edited) Granted. However, after being established as such, you are challenged by the universe's greatest fighter, and are mortally wounded.I wish I had the ability to destroy anything I want to with my mind. However, I cannot destroy the entire galaxy, universe, etc., or myself. Edited February 9, 2012 by Toa 95 Quote Toa 95 Comics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Granted. Now you're an evil villain so we have to create an entire cast of heroes to save the world by overcoming obstacles and- you know how much effort that takes?! You know what? Whatever... The heroes defeat you and you live in tortured exile the rest of your life. XPI wish building a cast of heroes could be simpler. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Granted. You build your cast of heroes out of LEGO and they get smashed.I wish they didn't get smashed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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