Canis Lycaon Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Granted. You are now so funny that when ever you tell a joke, everyone goes into cardiac arrest from laughing too hard, (it's possible) and dies. The bad part is that everyone thinks that all you ever say is jokes, and when you open your mouth, they start laughing. You join a monastery, and take a vow of silence. I wish that two more people would join Bionicle Mafia V, which can conveniently be found in a link in my sig. Quote I used to have a banner here. But that RPG is dead. What now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madara: Mangekyou Master Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Granted. Everyone joins. Or at least, they attempt to do so, but the last two spots have been occupied. Everyone, from Putin to that guy at McD's attempt to join, crashing the server. Rage turns into violent conflict. Brother against brother. Mother against daughter. Dolphin vs human. A certain Asian dictator gets involved and utilizes a forbidden weapon.The conflict escalates into a nuclear holocaust, dooming the human race. The dolphins, now mutated by exposure to radiation, inherit the land. I wish that we could communicate with dolphins. Quote STAR WARS GALAXY AT WAR ... we have cookies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hohenheim Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 granted. we can for only two seconds. I wish people wouldn't join the Star Wars RPG. Quote Previously known as Aiwendil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChattyNerd Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Granted, but now everyone leaves, abandoning the Star Ward RPG forever. I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geardirector Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Too bad you didn't wish for anything else. Now what? I wish my favorite cartoon of all time; Fillmore! would get more recognition. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Nuparu-Ferron-Mar-Zelvin-Wiremu-Farzan-Mako-Krex-Tamachan-??? Akiri Nuparu Posts: 1. 2. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChattyNerd Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Granted, but it gets so much negative attention that every instance of any files relating to it get deleted and any items relating to it are burned. I wish I had a chansaw with compatible fuel already loaded into it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madara: Mangekyou Master Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Granted. The first tree you try to cut down is an Ent. You are stepped on. I wish I was a Time Lord. Quote STAR WARS GALAXY AT WAR ... we have cookies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChattyNerd Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Granted, but your TARDIS gets destroyed by a falling Ent. I wish I was a chainsaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madara: Mangekyou Master Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Granted. Too bad you're empty, and there is no compatible fuel in sight.I wish I had a green thumb. Quote STAR WARS GALAXY AT WAR ... we have cookies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChattyNerd Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Now your thumb has been covered in green Sharpie. I wish for a functioning Kanohi Hau. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Granted, but Nuhvok-Kal takes you down with its gravity power. I wish people had gotten my references in my previous post. Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hohenheim Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 granted. everyone gets it and won't stop talking about it, filling this thread with spam that makes the staff close it. I wish Quote Previously known as Aiwendil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChattyNerd Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Granted, but I wish my claws were made of steel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madara: Mangekyou Master Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Granted, but- wait, you have claws?!!I wish I could successfully divide by zero. Quote STAR WARS GALAXY AT WAR ... we have cookies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 (edited) Granted, but you can only divide it by 0.I wish I could go to Gallifrey(BEFORE it was destroyed). Edited May 28, 2013 by Vakama-san Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madara: Mangekyou Master Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Granted. You go to Gallifrey, just before it is destroyed. I wish I could teleport at will! Quote STAR WARS GALAXY AT WAR ... we have cookies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hohenheim Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 granted. you can only go at a slant down, so you have to jump. otherwise, you get your head stuck in the ground I wish for a wi Quote Previously known as Aiwendil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChattyNerd Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 You get a half a wi I wish I was just the right level of cute to "Daww" at, but not so cute so as to cause mental and/or physical damage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Granted, now knows what to do I wish that Bionicle was real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChattyNerd Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Granted, and they are furious at all the inaccuracies in their written storyline. I wish for a mobius strip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Granted, but once you receive it you soon realise that's not quite as fantastic and otherworldly as it seems to be in theory. A few days later you realize that you could as well have built one at home (you know, you find tutorials for everything on the internet ^^), and that you wouldn't have had to spend your wish on it. Now you are there, with a more or less useless mobius strip. At least it's nice to look at, maybe it's big enough to use it as a bracelet, and if that wont wok, you could still hang it on your wall or something.Maybe you should have wished for a dimension-twisting device instead, though. Then you could have turned anything into a mobius strip! ^^ I wish I would live in a fantasy universe, and not get killed instantly by some magical beast, a dark knight, demons, wild boars, other beasts, other humans, natural catastrophies or other deadly causes. In fact, I'd like to be immortal, thank you very much. xD Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 (edited) granted but you live miserably for a hundred years with no friends and you go completely insane I wish that I wasn't allergic to peanuts Edited June 4, 2013 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PutYaGunsOn Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 You're allergic to everything else...except peanuts. I wish I had a Gundam. A full-sized, fully functional Gundam. That works exactly as it does in the anime. Quote ---------------------------------------------------Links to fun stuff--------------------------------------------------- A story I wrote in 2016, My sole BZPRPG character who has existed since 2016, but has done absolutely nothing, A fun little Cantonese earworm ft. Marina Sirtis, Some real nostalgia from 2003 BZPower 僕は青空になる。。。 We are Primus. We are Prima. We are Prime Nova. We are Sentinel Prime. We are Optimus Prime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Granted, but it only works long enough for you to get 5,000 meters in the air...where you plummet to your death.I wish I had a real, fully-functional, never malfunctioning Sonic Screwdriver. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geardirector Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Granted, but the government isn't just going to let you keep such an advanced piece of technology, que a Scooby Doo-esque chase secuence and you losing your pants. I wish the Expanded Multiverse wasn't as complicated to get into Quote BZPRPG Profiles Nuparu-Ferron-Mar-Zelvin-Wiremu-Farzan-Mako-Krex-Tamachan-??? Akiri Nuparu Posts: 1. 2. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 granted, but then you get lost in it and can't get out. I wish that my wish to have a toa tahu figure was granted uncorrupted. Quote check out my totally ORIGINAL youtube channel, Below Average Geeks! I'm trying something different.its very small, so comments will be noticed and read. just a poll.on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to read a webcomic based on just this title: 'Neon Laser Dragons.'? see these guys? alrighty bros, listen up.my lightning dragon is lonely.click dis bebe dergen pls.i know its dumb.jus do it pls.for me, a'ight?',:] my Skrall--er, scroll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driskull Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Granted, but it's STARS Tahu. I wish for a wish to wish for. Quote ^ Best year. Proud to be from the Great White North Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neelh Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 You wish upon a star. The star falls from the sky and you are knocked out by it. When you awaken, small running batteries have stolen your life savings. I wish that I could wear my best friend as a hat. Quote i wanna be the very best like no one ever was to catch them is my real test to train them is my cause Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Granted, but for some odd reasons your best friend does not approve of having been turned into a hat and keeps on nagging about that every time it (as in, the hat) is being worn. And you know talking hats, they can go on and on for hours... I just hope someday some kind being will reverse that wish. D: I wish I were a demon. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geardirector Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Granted, you now spend the entirety of your existence in servitude to Satan I wish for... Quote BZPRPG Profiles Nuparu-Ferron-Mar-Zelvin-Wiremu-Farzan-Mako-Krex-Tamachan-??? Akiri Nuparu Posts: 1. 2. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopekemaster Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 (edited) Granted. You get something terrible. I wish ticks didn't exist. Edited June 8, 2013 by Kopekemaster Quote My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Granted, they don't exist in space, and all the ticks on earth swarm into your house.---Granted, but for some odd reasons your best friend does not approve of having been turned into a hat and keeps on nagging about that every time it (as in, the hat) is being worn. And you know talking hats, they can go on and on for hours...(You wouldn't happen to be referring to Ezlo, would you?) Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driskull Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 --- I wish for cancer. Quote ^ Best year. Proud to be from the Great White North Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 granted, but you die because you have cancer I wish that baby birds did not have to eat every 20 minutes Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 (edited) Granted, now they have to eat every 19 minutes and 59 seconds.The person below me knows who Ezlo is.EDIT: Whoops! Wrong game! Edited June 11, 2013 by Vakama-san Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Granted. He's from LoZ: The Minish Cap. But to corrupt this...Granted, but every post made after yours are below yours, so everyone posts saying they know, causing this topic to be filled with spam. I wish for someone to Answer That and Stay Fashionable. Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 (edited) ... Granted. You don't like what they have to say. I wish someone would give me their face. Edited June 11, 2013 by Lieutenant Obvious Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 (edited) granted, but they have leprosy so you have it now I wish that the baby bird I found hadn't died Edited June 11, 2013 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Granted, you did instead. I wish I could sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Granted, but you never wake up.I wish that Falco would appear in the next Super Smash Bros. game. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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