Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Granted, now TV is so good that anyone who watches it has a heart attack. I wish I could teleport at will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 (edited) Granted, but you have to concentrate really hard,. or you end up somewhere... wait, where are you? D:I wish I had a resurrection device Edited June 2, 2012 by Demon Jester Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Granted, but the people you resurrect are zombies and eat your brains.I wish I could travel to the fifth dimension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Granted, but you are forever trapped there with no way back home.I wish that every BZP user is their avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Granted, but what happened to those who have abstract images as their avatars? You are now being followed by a mob of angry abstract shaped that are trying to get revenge for what has been done to them.I wish I could never get ninja'd again Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 (edited) Granted, but now you are the head and shoulders of some random guy with a hood.NINJA'D YET AGAINYou never get ninja'd again, and you are imprisoned by the government for your ability to predict when anyone posts on this topic. I wish that I owned a panda. Edited June 2, 2012 by Zyke the destroyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Granted, but it's really boing, so you decide to stick to hanging around on bZPower complaining that you have nothing to do.I wish I knew who I really am. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopekemaster Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 But then you are terrified of the truth.I wish that I could drive. Quote My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Granted, but you back out of your driveway and into a tree. I wish that it would stop raining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 It rains even more.I wish that i had a pet Cadogre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Click Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Unfortunately, your wish translated into CAD Ogre, and now you're left with a poorly made 3D model of an ogre that is having fun destroying all of the files on your computer.I wish Minecraft had more official blocks and mobs. Quote ~ Corpus Rahkshi: Fang | Hoto | Tube | Tear | Canvas | Garrotte | Reda BZPRPG: Azusai | Mitsuri The Scarabax Library | Flickr | Deviantart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Granted; unfortunately, Minecraft is shut down the next week by a lawsuit that is perplexing and random, but completely legitimate.I wish people would stop being so secretive, scared, and concerned over insignificant nuances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTG Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Granted, they talk non stop!I wish the Internet was real Quote "Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become,"-C.S. Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 (edited) Wish Granted, you are using it. Though you soon lose your connection.I wish for pizza. Edited June 3, 2012 by Proud Stigma Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Granted, but it's vampire pizza, so it eats you D:I wish I had a vampire servant Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Granted, but he's a dumb vampire, so he walks outside during the day and burns to death.I wish that I had SCP-387 (AKA the Living Lego) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Granted, but it's rather boring and nowhere as exciting as you'd expected D:I wish for no more sleepless nights Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTG Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Granted, instead, no more days were you are awake, you are nocturnalI wish I was in the world of minecraft Quote "Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become,"-C.S. Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Granted, but you dig a hole too deep and can't get out anymore. Climbing is really hard with those blocky hands...I wish more people had my sense of humor Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Granted, but since everybody has the same sense of humor, jokes eventually lose their meaning and nobody laughs ever again. I wish that I had wings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Granted, but they are so huge they are always in your way and hinder you when trying to get through doors.I wish I had a functional crystal ball! Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAMPANT Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Granted, but it only functions for other people.I wish I was good at drawing. Quote Wyrd byð swyðost I really need to be more active Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Wish Granted, but then you lose your arm coordination after.I wish for clairvoyance. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 The genie has trouble comprehending you so you get a sweetroll instead.I wish for an indestructible lightbulb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Granted, but a mad scientist steals it and uses it to take over the world.I wish that I was an ace pilot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 You are now the most skilled pilot in the world, which is unfortunate as to gain that skill, we had to transport it from the minds of perfectly capable pilots. Now you are the only skilled pilot in the air, a rather unfortunate title to hold, when all of this will likely end with a collision with several planes all trying to head in the same direction.I wish I had a suit of spiked armour, and a cape. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Granted, but the armor is also spiked on the inside, making it unwearable without certain death. I wish that I could remember all of my dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Wish Granted, but you lose the ability to remember some things in real life.On a serious note, it is good to remember them, I heard a simple trick is tell yourself to remember when you wake up, apparently that increases your chances of remembering, along with thinking about the dream a lot when waking up.I wish for the wreckage of HMS Hood, glued together with windex and wrapped in a giant blueberry pancake for armor reinforcement and a crew of ninja pirate cowboy ghosts that is entirely loyal to me. On top of that, give it the ability to go on land with a unicycle and the ability to fly with Jupiter glued to a ceiling fan that is located in the glove compartment, thank you. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Granted, but the entire thing collapses and explodes. On the bright side, you still have your loyal crew of loyal ninja pirate cowboy ghosts. I wish that my brothers would stop bickering over Monster Milktruck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 (edited) Wish Granted, they now have one, though they [accidentally?] run you over.I wish that (in a hypothetically existing multiverse) we were part of the infinite set of universes that intersect with another infinite set of universes that allow for random causality (not obeying logic, or at least more then two sets of logic if so), out of any of the infinite sets (of which there are infinite) to which it applies of coarse. Edited June 4, 2012 by Proud Stigma Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Granted, but it's not much different to our everyday life right now; those who believe they saw an intersection between the two realities (or the inhabitants of another of the infinite number of universes) all get classifed as mad and are made fun of. Any kind of miracle is just not scientifically proven and therefore, can't exist. Yep, as always.I wish I could wear an awesome coat. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 you get a lame coat.I wish for a skull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Granted, but it's a human skull, and the police arrests you for being in its possession and denying that you killed someone.I wish I had a living skeleton as a friend. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Uh oh, hes a Draugr and hes gonna eat you!I wish for an A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Granted, but if you get an A, you also have to accept B, C and all of their friends, because otherwise they'd be homeless. D:I wish I were an evil wizard Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTG Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Granted, but the people of the nearby kingdom burn you to te stakeI wish I had a car Quote "Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become,"-C.S. Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Granted, but it gets blown up by the mafia (trust me, things like that happen...)I wish I were the long lost heir of a once glorious kingdom Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Wish Granted, but as it was once glorious, it no longer is, and the add to it, the relative you are related to is the one who screwed everything up and you are quite hated there.I wish for a lawnmower and a spider mech could race around a track field. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Granted, but the mech's programming glitches and it uses its vaporizer cannon to destroy everything in sight. I wish that I could regenerate from any wound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Wish Granted, but it takes away 100 years of your life span to regenerate minor wounds, you die young after getting a mosquito bite.I wish for a slippery brick. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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