Scanty Demon Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Nobody knows. All we know is that his true form is incomprehensible to beings of this planet. We know he created the monolith. We know he caused the evolution and advancement of man. We don't however know why he did such things. In short number knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerRayg Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Hapori Tohu is roughly 130 miles in Diameter, slightly smaller than your average Death Star I. 1 Latest Update: STORM AND SAND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Vandelay Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Anyone else wondering what Hapori Tohu would say if he posted in this topic?He'd say that he's the news guy. Hapori Tohu has transcended speech altogether. If He wishes to speak to you, a voice in your head will appear, and you will know immediately that you are not insane, but it is none other than the great Hapori Tohu who is honoring you with His thoughts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 I dunno man. Hapori Tohu probably communicates through forum posts. http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Anyone else wondering what Hapori Tohu would say if he posted in this topic?He'd say that he's the news guy. Hapori Tohu has transcended speech altogether. If He wishes to speak to you, a voice in your head will appear, and you will know immediately that you are not insane, but it is none other than the great Hapori Tohu who is honoring you with His thoughts. Komau, man. Snap outta it. Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerRayg Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 (edited) Hapori Tohu is hungry. So...very....hungry. Edited February 4, 2014 by InnerRayg 2 Latest Update: STORM AND SAND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopekemaster Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Hapori Tohu came. Hapori Tohu saw. Hapori Tohu conquered. 2 My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurora the cat Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Nobody knows. All we know is that his true form is incomprehensible to beings of this planet. We know he created the monolith. We know he caused the evolution and advancement of man. We don't however know why he did such things. In short number knows.I am not a being of this planet, Gather the witch doctors! WE MUST SUMMON HAPORI TOHU. -Insert deep message to prove I am alive here- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Hapori Tohu is hungry. So...very....hungry.To feed him, we will give him cheese sticks. I imagine the great Hapori Tohu would like them. 1 Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcee Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 (edited) My favorite Tohu headcanon is that he is to BZP what Mata Nui was to the Matoran That is, if this forum were a personified city we'd be living inside a giant robot with spinny gears on its head. Hapori Tohu is hungry. So...very....hungry. brakelatabasaasta feed him Edited February 7, 2014 by Euphrates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Hapori Tohu is hungry. So...very....hungry.Hapori Tohu would ask to eat us if he were here. Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerRayg Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Hapori Tohu is hungry. So...very....hungry.Hapori Tohu would ask to eat us if he were here. ...Ask...? 1 Latest Update: STORM AND SAND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 My favorite Tohu headcanon is that he is to BZP what Mata Nui was to the MatoranThat is, if this forum were a personified city we'd be living inside a giant robot with spinny gears on its head. This. save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaru Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 (edited) Hapori Tohu is hungry. So...very....hungry.Hapori Tohu would ask to eat us if he were here. ...Ask...? Oh he would ask. And we would oblige. It is our nature. The feeding will commence and all it's sweetness P̧̨̩͈͎ͅa̖̜͓̟͇̥̭͙s̲̀̀s̲̩ ͈̗̩̮͙̯̼̖͟͟t͏̗̮̫͚̗̖͍̬ͅh͖͍͈̜͚͚̗͜͠e͈̠͓̠̦͟ ̷̠̖̥̬͇̳̹̣͡͠Ś̭̜̣̰r̨̙͇̞͈͔̻̤i̸͔̞̟͘r̫̗͉̜͉̺a͚̰̙͓̲͜͢c̬̰̦̺̗̼͍̤ḩ̻͖a̡̜͇̝͉̥͖̫͕ Edited February 7, 2014 by Makaru to taste 4 Spoiler Alert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopekemaster Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 H̡̝̭̯̳͓͒̓͆͐̔ë̤̜͉͎́̎ͫ̃ͪͯ ̸ͣ̂w̲̲̬ͫ̓ͫ̌̚il̺͇̒̀ͧͯ̈̚l̢ͪͣ͑̉̒ ̢̰͔̲̩̩ͭͭ̐f̩̙̲̄̃ȩ̝͕̬eͨ͑ͧ̌̑ͦ̊d̝͉̻̞̿ͮ̍ͅͅͅ.̴̥̟̝̺͇̺̗ͬ͂ͣ̎̔ͬ ͍̖̻͖̭̗̓̽͋ͭ̔Aͮ͏͔̫̙ñ͙̪̘̭̘̖̺ͯͧ͊d̘̭̪̲̹̍ͩ̒ͯͥ ̧̟̪͚̜͓̟̀ͅw̩̻̙͔̯͚ͯ͋̀̀ě͈͍̳͕͖͢ ͙̭̭w͆ͤ̿҉͈i̢͂ͥḽ̶̈́̓ͭl͕̙̗̟̆ ̜̳ͪͧ̔ͣ͛ͯ̋p̜̩̰̭̜̳ͅṟ̲̼ͣ͗̐̇̎ͧa̧͔̯͈͖̤̣͐̄̐́̿͗̚ĭ̘̰̬̜̈s͉ê̵̮̇̈́̑̑ ̭̝̰͔͖̥͇̓͌ͮ̊̏̒́h̡͉̹̣̿ị̡ͭm̓̔ͫ.̢̯̳̲͕̉̂ͯ̊ 4 My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBK Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Some say his stomach is paradise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Does his gastric acid taste like oranges or something? http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Gallifrey Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Hapori Tohu is the Face of Boe when reduced to just bare bones. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 His stomach acids contain strong concentrations of dopemene. Thus, being eaten by him is a euphoric experience. 1 Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Hapori Tohu is so powerful that he cursed the Mask of Life just by looking at it. It is too late for the members of this site. Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahkshi Guurahk Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Hapori Tohu is a great being to the great beings. -Rahkshi GuurahkGENERATION 3: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.If I actually tried putting all the stuff I like on here, the sig would burst. (This banner is created by http://www.bzpower.com/board/user/59020-onaku/ ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Of Anarchy Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 A better question is how did this guy friend him? http://www.bzpower.com/board/index.php?showuser=110952And, if he doesn't have a mouth, how can this guy be frowned upon? http://www.bzpower.com/board/index.php?showuser=14060 BZPRPG CharactersWant to play all the Lego games? Click Here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaru Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Hapori Tohu confirmed to have no mouth, but must scream 1 Spoiler Alert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopekemaster Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Hapori Tohu confirmed to have no mouth, but must screamThey say that when he finds you, it is a fate worse than death. My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Of Anarchy Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Maybe he is like the Slenderman, he just needs a hug? BZPRPG CharactersWant to play all the Lego games? Click Here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panjshir Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 He's been there since before it all began and will be there long after it ends. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaT in Rogue Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 He is the one being who has out-Kung-Fu'ed me. He is watching. He is listening. He is the creator of the mighty Banhammer, which he has seen fit to gift upon the forum admins. He is the ruler of all he sees, and watches over all the internet land. Except for the hyenas. Nobody likes the hyenas. 1 "Whether that is right or not...I also...as a Rider...have a wish that I want to fulfill." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timelady Gallade Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 He is the Almighty Helix Fossil.Praise him.Praise him. P̴̡͘r̛̕a̵͟i̷͞s͢͠é̴̢̛̕ ̛͡t̴̶̨͞h͢҉̶e̢͟ ̸̢͢͠R͢é̷͏̶d̸͘͞ ̴͟͡͏͞a͞n̶̛̕̕҉d̶͠͞͞ ̶̡̧B̷̛l̀҉a҉̢́͟c̕͠k̢͠ ̶̸̡͟͢Ģ͞͝͏͝ó̕d̛͢͢͡͠.̧҉.̷̧̛͟͞.̀҉̴̧̨̧̡Minecraft username: furno5943 3DS Friend code: 5043 2524 8032 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Hapori TohuHe is a force to be fearedThis is a haiku Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 A better question is how did this guy friend him? http://www.bzpower.com/board/index.php?showuser=110952And, if he doesn't have a mouth, how can this guy be frowned upon? http://www.bzpower.com/board/index.php?showuser=14060"it is a long story" Wish the guy was still around. Then we could actually ask. http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 The almighty salvation of mankind and all that he deems worthy. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurora the cat Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Somehow I don't think he was around to make that many posts. 4 -Insert deep message to prove I am alive here- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaru Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Somehow I don't think he was around to make that many posts. WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT NAME HERE. Spoiler Alert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopekemaster Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Somehow I don't think he was around to make that many posts. WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT NAME HERE. Yeah seriously this is discussing Banned Members that's illegal rawrdy rawr rawr My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerRayg Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 (edited) Somehow I don't think he was around to make that many posts. Oh he made every single one. Hapori Dume was a really important member of our forums and losing him was really a shame for us all. Edited February 21, 2014 by InnerRayg Latest Update: STORM AND SAND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaru Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Ray! What you speak of is BLASPHEMY. Were you not an equal, I would label you a HERETIC. 1 Spoiler Alert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Somehow I don't think he was around to make that many posts. WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT NAME HERE. Yeah seriously this is discussing Banned Members that's illegal rawrdy rawr rawr Now we must wait and see if Hapori Tohu will forgive them. Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Gear Minun Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Hapori Tohu does not forgive. Hapori Tohu does not forget. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Being Velika Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 It's a mystery. Nobody will ever know who the great Hapori Tohu really is. I like BZP so much, I named my Minecraft account Dimensioneer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed297 Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 It's a mystery. Nobody will ever know who the great Hapori Tohu really is. Unless, of course, we perfect a ritual to summon him. Hopefully someone else takes up the task in my place soon. It's getting difficult to hide all the evidence at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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