Clyce Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 I'm sure there's some joke about Solek that could go here. Quote Gleaming glistens The Red Star, Bringing life to death afar, Up away in deepest space, You call me from your distant place. Proud member of the Kanohi Force (Disavowed, but never dead) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umm Durmán Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Toa Kaita Akamai and Wairuha 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Inika Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Toa Kaita Akamai and Wairuha Is this from that comedy that was on the front page a while ago? 3 Quote "You are an absolute in these uncertain times. Your past is forgotten, and your future is an empty book. You must find your own destiny, my brave adventurer." -- Turaga Nokama Click here to visit my library! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clyce Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Toa Kaita Akamai and Wairuha Is this from that comedy that was on the front page a while ago? That's how I always envisioned it. 2 Quote Gleaming glistens The Red Star, Bringing life to death afar, Up away in deepest space, You call me from your distant place. Proud member of the Kanohi Force (Disavowed, but never dead) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonel Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 (edited) You want to become a Bionicle Karate Kid?Axonn. Axoff. Axonn. Axoff. Bohrok and the Ten Commandments:Break one, you break them all. Bohrok and Cupcakes:Bake one, you bake them all. You can do so many jokes with the Bohrok XD. Edited September 11, 2016 by The Hero Nuva Kaita Nui 6 Quote To all BIONICLE fanfiction writers - send me your work, I'd genuinely love to read it - especially canon compliant pieces. I'm always looking for more such material to read and to circulate with my friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Inika Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 You want to become a Bionicle Karate Kid? Axonn. Axoff. Axonn. Axoff. Bohrok and the Ten Commandments: Break one, you break them all. Bohrok and Cupcakes: Bake one, you bake them all. You can do so many jokes with the Bohrok XD.Bohrok and Jokes: Make one, you make them all. 9 Quote "You are an absolute in these uncertain times. Your past is forgotten, and your future is an empty book. You must find your own destiny, my brave adventurer." -- Turaga Nokama Click here to visit my library! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umm Durmán Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 Toa Kaita Akamai and Wairuha Is this from that comedy that was on the front page a while ago? I just found it on Google when I googled Toa Kaita Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Inika Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 Toa Kaita Akamai and Wairuha Is this from that comedy that was on the front page a while ago? I just found it on Google when I googled Toa Kaita It's probably based on this comedy, which I highly recommend. 2 Quote "You are an absolute in these uncertain times. Your past is forgotten, and your future is an empty book. You must find your own destiny, my brave adventurer." -- Turaga Nokama Click here to visit my library! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umm Durmán Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 It's probably based on this comedy, which I highly recommend. I'll check it out, thanks Btw: A Toa of Ice's idea of thaking a photo of the folks he likes to hang out with. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirChronicler Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Pohatu: Hey Kopaka show us the photo!Kopaka: (turns phone) Toa: 2 Quote The Chronicles of The Chronicler WIP. Hey-O, I leik Jell-O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohaturon Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 I'm sure there's some joke about Solek that could go here.Solek is a joke. Also, bonus foreign-language Bionicle joke (excuse the lore-unfriendliness): A Matorán Turaga akart lenni, de Toalett. 2 Quote Stone rocks Model Designer at The LEGO Group. Former contributor at New Elementary. My MOCs can be found on Flickr and Instagram. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umm Durmán Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny7092 Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 You know, for a machine that wanted to destroy the island, Tahrok loves gardening. 1 Quote I like Lego, Bionicle, and Hero Factory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Inika Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 You know, for a machine that wanted to destroy the island, Tahrok loves gardening. It's like the one Tahnok that malfunctioned and does the opposite of its programming. (Extra points for being a great drawing of Tahnok even aside from the joke.) 4 Quote "You are an absolute in these uncertain times. Your past is forgotten, and your future is an empty book. You must find your own destiny, my brave adventurer." -- Turaga Nokama Click here to visit my library! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeldaTheSwordsman Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 (edited) It really is Ehrye how much the Toa Inika masks look like mutated versions of the ones the comic says they were forced to abandon Sarda: Hey Idris! Where did you park Dekar? And here's one I wanna see people try and guess.What's Nokama's favorite canoeing song? Edited September 22, 2016 by ZeldaTheSwordsman 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umm Durmán Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeldaTheSwordsman Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 The answer is:Rau, Rau, Rau Your Boat. What do characters risk getting when they binge eat too frequently?Gadunka-dunk butt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umm Durmán Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirChronicler Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 (edited) Every village has a Petrotca that Petrots the village Edited September 26, 2016 by SirChronicler 2 Quote The Chronicles of The Chronicler WIP. Hey-O, I leik Jell-O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeldaTheSwordsman Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Turahk: Dinosaur Hunter 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umm Durmán Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_jaga_genius Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 (edited) I think reading all these puns may be hazardous to my health. Edited October 12, 2016 by evil_jaga_genius 3 Quote Avatar by Nicholas Anderson (NickonAquaMagna)My blog: The Jaga's Nest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted October 12, 2016 Author Share Posted October 12, 2016 Wow, this topic managed to last a whole year. Longer than Matoro's career 5 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umm Durmán Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taria Pakari Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Wow, this topic managed to last a whole year. Longer than Matoro's career HOW DARE YOU. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erasmus Graves Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 3 Quote "Mutiny, Booty and Entropy" - The Three Vices of the Frostelus[flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soran Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 (edited) I've got a few BIONICLE related jokes. 1. Mask of Life: When they say shoot for the stars, they don't mean it literally. 2. What is the strongest element against Teridax? Stone, because it's literally the only thing he gets wrecked by (Pulling a giant stone pillar and crushing himself, getting hit by a moon, etc). 3. The BIONICLE movies. 4. Why was the boy's mother confused when her son didn't want to go to the beach? Because he said he wanted a Tanma. 5. Which Toa would've loved to be included with the rest of the Stars? Hahli would. 6. Teridax: Astrologists hate him! Click here to find why! 7. The Mask of Levitation: Because flying was too overpowered at the time. 8. My go-to comic for explaining the difference between the stone and dirt elements. 9. Technically it's barely related to BIONICLE, I just felt like the Fikou Spider bit made it semi relevant. 10. Context: The characters are trying to find a star for their Christmas Tree after theirs is stolen. After failed attempts at buying a new one, one of the characters comes up with an alternate solution. Most of what I came up with. ~Soran Edited October 30, 2016 by Soran 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyska Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 That Tahnok image is probably what happened in some alternate universe where Takua became a Bohrok. The best worst cleaning machine ever. 3 Quote 3DS Friend Code: 0018-0767-4231 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eiji Hino Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Here's a joke...BIONICLE 2009. 2 Quote [ The Unofficial capMARVELOUS Theme Song ] [ The Gentlemen (Review) | Go West, Young Agori (Review) | terrible bionicle drawings ] [ BZPower's Bara Magna: Lan | BZPRPG Profiles | Hestala | Bacchus | Catina | Grank ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elephant Knight Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 15 years after MNOG, Takua decides to get thew gang all back together for a reunion. Taipu, Macku, Hafu, Kapura, and even Kopeke. But Tamaru didn't show. Why? Because Tamaru never comes. Toa Han Quote My Flickr. Old Bionicles on Brickshelf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToaTImeLord Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 I think Greg wrote my life story.Because loves not Canon. 1 Quote Hey I got a Flickr because I like making LEGO stuff. https://www.flickr.com/people/toatimelord/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erasmus Graves Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 An Av-Matoran's motto:Solek live and lek live. Quote "Mutiny, Booty and Entropy" - The Three Vices of the Frostelus[flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 Why did Pohatu cry? He stubbed his Toa. ----------------------------------------------------------- What's DW's favorite Matoran TV show? Mary Mukau.I personally think 'stubbed his big toe' would be better. I mean, look at the size of that thing. ...It is his only toe. Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastcage Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 I swear, some of these puns are a real thornax in my side... Quote @THE_Blastcage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 Why did the Hoi turtle cross the river? To help Takua get to the other side. 1 2 Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zacian Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 (edited) I'm so bad at telling jokes that I'd make G2 Gali feel proud of herself. Edited January 7, 2017 by Koala Kranan 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noxryn Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 I just hope all the arguments that ever took place between Gali and Tahu allowed those two to blow off some steam and simmer down. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny7092 Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 (edited) Here's a joke: Who is Pohatu's favorite celebrity and why? Answer: Emma Stone because her The Amazing Spider-Man series character's "will is solid rock" and her last name. Get it? Edited January 20, 2017 by Lenny7092 Quote I like Lego, Bionicle, and Hero Factory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohaturon Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 Here's a joke: Who is Pohatu's favorite celebrity and why? Answer: Emma Stone because her The Amazing Spider-Man series character's "will is solid rock" and her last name. Get it?I'm pretty sure it's Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Or Kid Rock. He also likely takes financial advice from the Rockefellers. I'm here every day, folks. 2 Quote Stone rocks Model Designer at The LEGO Group. Former contributor at New Elementary. My MOCs can be found on Flickr and Instagram. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarkumen the Great Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 (edited) MOCers shouldn't use 2008 joints because they're too Bitil Please Don't Hurt Me Edited January 29, 2017 by Tarkumen the Great 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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