BZPower's Bara Magna

[ToaTImeLord]

Anyone want my recipe for deep fried Skrall.

[Bonkle]

Also Tajun.

That's my boring day job.

[Voxumo]

Timelord, if Bara Magna is unable to make glass vials, I very much doubt Bara Magna is able to produce useful prosthetics. Hook at best. Though I also very much doubt any tribe would waste time on keeping a stock of prosthetic limbs when resources are so scarce.

[The Hip Historian Iaredios]

Timelord, if Bara Magna is unable to make glass vials, I very much doubt Bara Magna is able to produce useful prosthetics. Hook at best. Though I also very much doubt any tribe would waste time on keeping a stock of prosthetic limbs when resources are so scarce.

My thoughts exactly. He would need to have them forged uniquely, kind of hard to do in the midst of the fray, aye?

 

Timelord, I hope you practiced your kicking before the events of the game began.

[ToaTImeLord]

 

 

Timelord, if Bara Magna is unable to make glass vials, I very much doubt Bara Magna is able to produce useful prosthetics. Hook at best. Though I also very much doubt any tribe would waste time on keeping a stock of prosthetic limbs when resources are so scarce.

My thoughts exactly. He would need to have them forged uniquely, kind of hard to do in the midst of the fray, aye?

 

Timelord, I hope you practiced your kicking before the events of the game began.

If my character survives this season he would most likely go looking for one of those technology priest Hyethut mentioned before to get real working arms.

 

 

Also different note I'm going to make a discussion topic for this type of game since they are vastly more complicated than a mafia game.

Edited September 2, 2017 by Chief TimeLord of Tesara

[Nato G]

I have another offer, Timelord.

 

You could join us in the dream. There, your lack of arms would not hinder you.

[ToaTImeLord]

I have another offer, Timelord.

 

You could join us in the dream. There, your lack of arms would not hinder you.

Nice try but I'm no one's dream puppet.

[Bonkle]

I have another offer, Timelord.

 

You could join us in the dream. There, your lack of arms would not hinder you.

Watch yourself Nato. Keep making comments like that and the long arm of Tesaran law will find you.

[ToaTImeLord]

 

I have another offer, Timelord.

 

You could join us in the dream. There, your lack of arms would not hinder you.

Watch yourself Nato. Keep making comments like that and the long arm of Tesaran law will find you.

[Makuta Luroka]

 

 

I have another offer, Timelord.

 

You could join us in the dream. There, your lack of arms would not hinder you.

Watch yourself Nato. Keep making comments like that and the long arm of Tesaran law will find you.

 

That's a bad gif. Use this one instead:

[Onaku]

Please stop

[Toa Imrukii]

On a different note, I've lost my left hand. Fortunately if anything is in the area you should be able to hear my cry and thus find Tuma. That is if everything checks out.

[Bonkle]

 

 

I have another offer, Timelord.

 

You could join us in the dream. There, your lack of arms would not hinder you.

Watch yourself Nato. Keep making comments like that and the long arm of Tesaran law will find you.

Sorry, you caught me redhanded making another bad joke.

[Onaku]

[Bonkle]

You're right. It is getting out of hand.

[Trijhak]

Should the Baterra march south to sever everyone's arms?

[Onaku]

So long as they don't pass through Roxtus, I don't care.

[Trijhak]

Episode 8 is close to ending, I think.

 

And then once Episode 8 is posted, Episode 9: The End begins.

Edited September 2, 2017 by Trijhak

[Toru Nui]

I think I've done more in this episode than every other one combined.

[Bonkle]

Knock knock, Tesara.

[Pahrak Model ZX]

"I think enough hands have been removed this year."

 

--The Shadowed One

[Voxumo]

*Twitches as he reads some of the actions in the Tesara battle* Holding a spear... with your elbows... That is a new level of What The Karz.

[ToaTImeLord]

*Twitches as he reads some of the actions in the Tesara battle* Holding a spear... with your elbows... That is a new level of What The Karz.

At least get the quote right.

Awkwardly holds a spear with his arm nobs.

A eye for a eye or in this case two arms for a head.

[Nato G]

Please don't kill Tuma yet. 

 

I want to see the look on his face when he returns to Roxtus and finds the dreamers waiting for him. 

[Voxumo]

 

*Twitches as he reads some of the actions in the Tesara battle* Holding a spear... with your elbows... That is a new level of What The Karz.

At least get the quote right.

Awkwardly holds a spear with his arm nobs.

A eye for a eye or in this case two arms for a head.

 

But those arm nobs are your elbows... if Stronius had only cut off your hands, I could see it being more understandable as we see people in real life without hands but wrists able to hold pencils and whatnot. But these are your elbows. Have you tried bringing your elbows together?

[Bonkle]

I'm so glad that we get to have such a wacky battle for this one in addition to it being cumulative. The GOT wars were very organized.

[Voltex]

Aw man don't kill Tuma before we collect the shards

 

What else am I supposed to use them on?

[Voxumo]

Bone hunters, vorox... Fleas?

[Voltex]

Bone hunters, vorox... Fleas?

I doubt my character has any real problems with any of those.

 

I'm sure he'll learn to hate fleas eventually.

[ToaTImeLord]

 

 

 

*Twitches as he reads some of the actions in the Tesara battle* Holding a spear... with your elbows... That is a new level of What The Karz.

At least get the quote right.

Awkwardly holds a spear with his arm nobs.

A eye for a eye or in this case two arms for a head.

But those arm nobs are your elbows... if Stronius had only cut off your hands, I could see it being more understandable as we see people in real life without hands but wrists able to hold pencils and whatnot. But these are your elbows. Have you tried bringing your elbows together?

You can bring you elbows toghter but it's looks weird.

Hints he held the spear awkwardly.

Edited September 3, 2017 by Chief TimeLord of Tesara

[Voltex]

 

 

 

*Twitches as he reads some of the actions in the Tesara battle* Holding a spear... with your elbows... That is a new level of What The Karz.

At least get the quote right.

Awkwardly holds a spear with his arm nobs.

A eye for a eye or in this case two arms for a head.

But those arm nobs are your elbows... if Stronius had only cut off your hands, I could see it being more understandable as we see people in real life without hands but wrists able to hold pencils and whatnot. But these are your elbows. Have you tried bringing your elbows together?

You can bring you elbows toghter but it's looks weird.

Hints he held the spear awkwardly.

I can't even hold a spoon between my elbows

[Dane-gerous]

Again, this is implying I'll give you the final shard.

[ToaTImeLord]

 

 

 

 

*Twitches as he reads some of the actions in the Tesara battle* Holding a spear... with your elbows... That is a new level of What The Karz.

At least get the quote right.

Awkwardly holds a spear with his arm nobs.

A eye for a eye or in this case two arms for a head.

But those arm nobs are your elbows... if Stronius had only cut off your hands, I could see it being more understandable as we see people in real life without hands but wrists able to hold pencils and whatnot. But these are your elbows. Have you tried bringing your elbows together?

You can bring you elbows toghter but it's looks weird.

Hints he held the spear awkwardly.

I can't even hold a spoon between my elbows

Really?

I can hold a broom with mine. Guess I just weirdly flexible.

Again, this is implying I'll give you the final shard.

Plot twist, one of my hooks is made with the final shard.

[Bonkle]

 

Bone hunters, vorox... Fleas?

I doubt my character has any real problems with any of those.

 

I'm sure he'll learn to hate fleas eventually.

No problems with the guys who almost compromised you getting a third of the shards?

[Burnmad]

I feel like most people in the wastes would be enthusiastic towards snuffing out the Bone Hunter Stronghold

 

I still feel like Tesara is the best place though

 

...Though, I would still think Tesara is the best place if we killed every Skrall there

 

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[Voltex]

Voltex doesn't even know that the Bone Hunters ever had any shards. Terrorsaur got ahold of one before he saw it, and Quin has another now.

 

And he's an Iron Agori, so I imagine he's probably worked alongside the Bone Hunters as often as he's worked against them.

 

Also, the Bone Hunters haven't tried to rule over Bara-Magna with an iron fist. They're more of a nuisance.

[Bonkle]

I mean, if Terrorsaur had been killed before Voltex had arrived, it's very unlikely that his shards would have been left laying around.

[ToaTImeLord]

Voltex doesn't even know that the Bone Hunters ever had any shards. Terrorsaur got ahold of one before he saw it, and Quin has another now.

 

And he's an Iron Agori, so I imagine he's probably worked alongside the Bone Hunters as often as he's worked against them.

 

Also, the Bone Hunters haven't tried to rule over Bara-Magna with an iron fist. They're more of a nuisance.

Can we all just stop trying to commit genocide in a Jungle faction I'm atleast one of these games. Why not push Tuma back into Roxtus and unite the shards there? Edited September 3, 2017 by Chief TimeLord of Tesara

[Voxumo]

I feel like most people in the wastes would be enthusiastic towards snuffing out the Bone Hunter Stronghold

 

I still feel like Tesara is the best place though

 

...Though, I would still think Tesara is the best place if we killed every Skrall there

 

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What Stronghold?

[Voltex]

Again, this is implying I'll give you the final shard.

I honestly don't have any idea what I've done to make you distrust me so much that you'd willfully stop us from completing the one thing that is guaranteed to save Bara-Magna from the Skrall.