Burnmad Posted April 21, 2012 Author Share Posted April 21, 2012 As for the for the scene, flippin' wow people, the hanging was only 2 days ago.- Avatar by Brickeens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 How am I supposed to buy heating devices? I'm dead.-ibrowLook down xDThe living will now be holding a vote on whether or not to equip cemeteries with heat lamps.All in favor of wasting money on the frivolous amenities of dead people, say "I!" - I! :DLet's consider it to be an investment in a possible future... As for the for the scene, flippin' wow people, the hanging was only 2 days ago. - We are probably a bit impatient. xD My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samus Aran-Bounty Hunter Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 The living will now be holding a vote on whether or not to equip cemeteries with heat lamps.All in favor of wasting money on the frivolous amenities of dead people, say "I!" - "I!" Because I'm probably gonna die soon anyway. Zakaro They call me Zakaro. You should too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALVIS Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 I vote against heating lamps. I am the Demon Lord and hardly require such things.Sigh... It's dull, being dead and not deciding who to arm. What did I do to be targeted by the Mafia? XD "You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant." -- Harlan Ellison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 I vote against heating lamps. I am the Demon Lord and hardly require such things.Sigh... It's dull, being dead and not deciding who to arm. What did I do to be targeted by the Mafia? XDBut what about the others who are no Demon Lords? D=ALso, I guess you could still float around as a ghost and haunt people xD My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnmad Posted April 21, 2012 Author Share Posted April 21, 2012 How about this: I install a hot tub in my own home, and you silly ghosts who think you can feel heat can come and hang out in it.I have a feeling we're gonna need a big hot tub. - Avatar by Brickeens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltex Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 I agree to the prospect of a hot tub for the deceased!-ibrow JOIN AETHERGARDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 Love the idea, even though I'm not dead yet My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blessed Blade Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 Might be a fun idea, but, of course, I'm not dead yet, so... =P The Pokemon TopicPokemon: Rise of the Rockets - Rise of the Rockets Discussion Topic - Rise of the Rockets Side Stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnmad Posted April 21, 2012 Author Share Posted April 21, 2012 The living, of course, can use it too. So let's see, an 80 foot circumference should provide everyone with a comfortable amount of room. Sound good? - Avatar by Brickeens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 Sounds fun. For the dead. My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 I'm not a ghost. I'm a Shadow. We can posess people, kill them with a touch, and generally act like necromancers once we have an undamaged corpse as a host.Poison someone for me, would you, Burnmad? [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnmad Posted April 21, 2012 Author Share Posted April 21, 2012 TR18 was poisoned.- Avatar by Brickeens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 ...Is he buried yet? Has he begun decomposing? I MUST KNOW! [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lara White Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 I'd say Still Alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 Wait, guys, seriously, did the dead get a proper funeral? D= My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltex Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 I'm fairly certain I remember you guys just dumping me off of a bridge without even checking to make sure I was indeed 100% dead. But my memory could be faulty.-ibrow JOIN AETHERGARDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 I'm fairly certain I remember you guys just dumping me off of a bridge without even checking to make sure I was indeed 100% dead. But my memory could be faulty.-ibrowIt was a train bridge. We didn't have to check. [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 ... I suggest we get them a proper funeral next time. =/One should treat the dead with respect... who knows when they'll be due. D= My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnmad Posted April 21, 2012 Author Share Posted April 21, 2012 I don't know, it was a day or two ago. He was scared to the site of his poisoning by an open grave, then dumped into it.- Avatar by Brickeens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 I don't know, it was a day or two ago. He was scared to the site of his poisoning by an open grave, then dumped into it.- Karz. I can't do buried ones. [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnmad Posted April 21, 2012 Author Share Posted April 21, 2012 That reminds me, I haven't gotten around to filling that grave.*Dumps dirt onto TR18's corpse*- Avatar by Brickeens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadow pridak money gang Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 Yeah, I wasn't given much of a funeral, either. I seem to recall being tossed out of the top window of the law office. The last thing I remember hearing is you guys talking about what kind of pizza to get after you reported my murder.-Teezy SAY IT ONE MORE TIME TELL ME WHAT IS ON YOUR MIND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 We should probably hire some undertakers? My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnmad Posted April 21, 2012 Author Share Posted April 21, 2012 Oh, hush, all the innocents at least have graves.The anti-village and neutral people, though, are just left where they were killed. Fives was going to hang forever, but a stray bullet from the execution of Zoma, who's still sitting in the square, full of lead, spilled his internal organs all over the gallows.Sumiki's corpse is face-down in the street with a dagger in his back and quite a few black streaks where he was run over.The Lorax's head is in a basket, and even worse, Alduin finally spawned and ate half of his body.- Avatar by Brickeens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 (edited) Ewww. :/but it's kind of unfair... ah well. xD Edited April 21, 2012 by Taka Nuvia My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadow pridak money gang Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 Well, isn't that just lovely.-Teezy SAY IT ONE MORE TIME TELL ME WHAT IS ON YOUR MIND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 Cheery sentiments as always, Burnmad. [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnmad Posted April 21, 2012 Author Share Posted April 21, 2012 (edited) No, it's JUSTICEThey were murderers.Edit: lol guys. - Edited April 21, 2012 by Burnmad: Toa of Emoticons Avatar by Brickeens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 Okay, okay, you convinced me. xD My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 I wasn't listed, Burnmad. Where am I? [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnmad Posted April 21, 2012 Author Share Posted April 21, 2012 Rotting in your grave. That's what you've earned by being innocent.Oh, and we got the name on the headstone right.- Avatar by Brickeens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 Well, at least you got the little things right. [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnmad Posted April 21, 2012 Author Share Posted April 21, 2012 Looking at my last post, it may be good to keep in mind you could be rotting on the street.- Avatar by Brickeens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 Looking at my posts, it may be good to keep in mind I could be alive. [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALVIS Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 (edited) Well, I'm perfectly pleased, because even in death I am still a capable weapon for the Demon King Demise. You face a demon... or should I say, a weapon without mercy!Even if I die, I live... LIKE A BOSS.Extra points for legitimately being a boss (three times) in Skyward Sword. Edited April 22, 2012 by Lord Ghirahim "You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant." -- Harlan Ellison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnmad Posted April 23, 2012 Author Share Posted April 23, 2012 (edited) ROUND 4Hello, Mr. Mayor. It seems this round that the mafia are having some squabbles amongst themselves, and today have decided to thin their numbers in an effort to rid themselves of the snitch we've placed in their ranks.Acrophobia was lounging around in the mafia's meeting house. Being one of those types that waits years for a game to become extremely cheap before buying it, he was waiting for his $5.00 brand new copy of The Orange Box to arrive in the mail from eBay. It seems this extraordinary deal made someone jelly...Jelly enough to kill. The PB&J sporting mafioso intercepted the package and a dagger he sent himself for no apparent reason. Finding himself unable to open the latter without a knife (Oh, the irony), he proceeded to beat the snitch to death with it. Unfortunately, the game had been opened and inside the case was actually a copy of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. Still, it was a great game and, after reporting the seller, he proceeded to immerse himself in Mario's search for the Crystal Stars.Snitch killed by MafiaRarity was taking almost back from a habitual midnight stroll, enjoying his freedom after his escape from jail. His stalker descended upon him with almost inhuman focus and stabbed him 30 or so times before the dawn forced him to flee, shocked at himself.Mafioso killed by... Mafia?The suspects for these very odd murders are as follows:Acrophobia and Rarity's murder:Count BleckgdfgdfgdficeTaka NuviaToa of DancingToa Xemnas of CrystalDoctor *REDACTED*You know the drill. - Edited April 23, 2012 by Burnmad: Toa of Emoticons Avatar by Brickeens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunflower Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 I always wanted that game. :c*sniff*Haha, oops... lol, I might have gotten back here a bit late. :Phehe. - BZPRPG - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squishyfrog Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Count Bleck? Who's he?OH, he's that handsome bloke who went and got some legal stuff done and changed his name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 I...Uh...Wow...I completely missed the last round. Talk about tardy. Um...Forgive me? Someone put my on standby...My vote's on Taka. Because she voted for me. I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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