Mushy the Mushroom Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 (edited) (Removed.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Granted, but the fairies come and take her away and replace her with a changeling.I wish I could do magic tricks. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 (edited) (Removed.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Granted, but the sweater rips.I wish for an Ultimate Optimus Prime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 (edited) Granted, and it's quite fantastic for an action figure! Wait, were you wishing for the real thing? =/I wish I were a fairy!________________________________________[...]what is a changeling[...]"In West European folklore and folk belief, a changeling is the offspring of a fairy, troll, elf or other legendary creature that has been secretly left in the place of a human child."^ not written by me, but it summarizes it well, I think... Edited May 22, 2012 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 (edited) (Removed.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Granted, you are now floating around in a cloud of root beer. I hope you don't need to breathe oxygen...I wish I could turn back time. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPNML Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 (edited) wish granted, but when you turned back time,you went far enough so your parents weren't born yet. therefore, you disappeared,because you have not been born yet.I wish people would notice me more on BZPower. Edited May 23, 2012 by Raiden: Toa of Storms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Granted, but sadly the attention is negative in nature :(I wish I were a zombie. With sparkling hair! Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTG Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Granted but yor killed by a farmer with a shotgunI wish I was a pokemon Quote "Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become,"-C.S. Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Granted, you get caught in your pokeball, which then gets lost. So you're trapped in there. FOR EVER.I wish I were an immortal warrior wearing scary-looking black armour. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTG Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Granted but when the world ends your alone....sadI wish I was Mega man Quote "Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become,"-C.S. Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Granted, man. You're absolutely mega, man. The finest of the finest. Was that what you wanted?I wish I were a fantastic story teller Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Granted, but nobody listens.I wish I hadn't been such a noob when I first joined. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PutYaGunsOn Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 The past changes so you were a troll rather than a straight-up noob...which is worse.I wish Apple would make earphones that don't stop working after like 2 weeks. Quote ---------------------------------------------------Links to fun stuff--------------------------------------------------- A story I wrote in 2016, My sole BZPRPG character who has existed since 2016, but has done absolutely nothing, A fun little Cantonese earworm ft. Marina Sirtis, Some real nostalgia from 2003 BZPower 僕は青空になる。。。 We are Primus. We are Prima. We are Prime Nova. We are Sentinel Prime. We are Optimus Prime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Granted, but they're incredibly uncomfortable. Well, moreso than usual. Like, really much more. As in they have spikes around the edges. They're really high quality, they're guaranteed not to break for a year though, so at least there's that.I wish I my laptop didn't keep getting so hot. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Granted, it gets so cold that it constantly freezes.I wish that I had super strength. Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPNML Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 (edited) granted,but your so strong, when you stepped,the world exploded,with you on it.I wish Black Six or -Windrider- will grant this wish. Edited May 23, 2012 by Raiden: Toa of Storms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 They do, but I end up corrupting it.I wish the world hadn't exploded. Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 The human race then lives up to their full potential as a species of unlikeable, bigoted gits. We achieve space travel and use this great technological innovation so we can shoot more stuff. Avatar is then re-enacted.I wish I had an Irish accent. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Granted, you are now a leprechaun.I wish that i could fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Granted, you lose control and fly into the sun.I wish the power never got knocked out by anything...ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PutYaGunsOn Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 It never get knocked out anymore...'cause now your house no longer has power to be knocked out at all.I wish I was the leader of my own Super Sentai. Not Power Ranger team. Super Sentai. Quote ---------------------------------------------------Links to fun stuff--------------------------------------------------- A story I wrote in 2016, My sole BZPRPG character who has existed since 2016, but has done absolutely nothing, A fun little Cantonese earworm ft. Marina Sirtis, Some real nostalgia from 2003 BZPower 僕は青空になる。。。 We are Primus. We are Prima. We are Prime Nova. We are Sentinel Prime. We are Optimus Prime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 No idea what that means, therefore I assume it means your head explodes. Granted. I wish TV had better entertainment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 (edited) (Removed.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PutYaGunsOn Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 It's filled with whatever the worst thing you've ever tasted is.I wish I had the coolest sword in all of existence. Quote ---------------------------------------------------Links to fun stuff--------------------------------------------------- A story I wrote in 2016, My sole BZPRPG character who has existed since 2016, but has done absolutely nothing, A fun little Cantonese earworm ft. Marina Sirtis, Some real nostalgia from 2003 BZPower 僕は青空になる。。。 We are Primus. We are Prima. We are Prime Nova. We are Sentinel Prime. We are Optimus Prime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Granted, but you're not skilled at using it. Cue a few minutes of randomly flailing around with it and you've managed to cut yourself in several places and even impaled yourself! Whoo, yeah!I wish I was a samurai. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otter Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 (edited) Granted. However, in a fight against a rival Daimyo, your lord is killed and you fail in a personal duel. The only option of recourse left to you to gain your honour back is Seppuku...at least your family wasn't completely disgraced!I wish I was a ninja. Edited May 24, 2012 by Kal Grochi Quote profiles i guess i'm a south american giant otter now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelsheen Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 (edited) Granted, but the AOAN (Association of American Ninja) presses you to join their guild, and you refuse, forcing them to retaliate by mocking you with a smear campaign in which you are portrayed as a little girl in a tutu. The world then believes you are not a real ninja.I wish I had a magic pen that would write words the whole world would love.-HH Edited May 24, 2012 by Hahli Historian Quote Current Epic: Life is a Blank - last post Jan. 22 My Library: The Esoteric Athenaeum Member of the Epic Critics' Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Granted, but someone wants your fame, and steals it 2 minutes after you buy it.I wish I was awesome. Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Wish Granted, but you instantly explode in an awesome way.I wish for an exploding Jack-hammer. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otter Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Granted. The first time you attempt to utilize the jackhammer, it explodes. The shrapnel from the explosion peppers your body that has already been rendered deceased due to the shockwave, adding insult to injury.I wish I'd joined the AOAN when I had the chance. Quote profiles i guess i'm a south american giant otter now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 (edited) You do, but I ended up being your agent and thought it meant "Attack of Angry Necromancers", one thing lead to another and you ended up being a zombie.I wish that I could be this gangsta. Edited May 24, 2012 by Lazarus Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otter Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Granted, but you immediately lose your newfound wealth and go down to a state of poverty.I wish I had some brains right now. Quote profiles i guess i'm a south american giant otter now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PutYaGunsOn Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 You have disembodied brains. That you have no idea what to do with.I wish I had my own Olmak. Quote ---------------------------------------------------Links to fun stuff--------------------------------------------------- A story I wrote in 2016, My sole BZPRPG character who has existed since 2016, but has done absolutely nothing, A fun little Cantonese earworm ft. Marina Sirtis, Some real nostalgia from 2003 BZPower 僕は青空になる。。。 We are Primus. We are Prima. We are Prime Nova. We are Sentinel Prime. We are Optimus Prime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 You get one, but sadly it was broken and sends you into a series of alternate dimensions. Also unfortunately, when you jumped, the Olmak jumped itself to somewhere else too.I wish I had wax wings. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 (edited) (Removed.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Wish granted, but it was Turkey Bacon, and it has E. Coli on it.I wish that I could do this. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 (edited) (Removed.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPNML Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Granted,but you get a piece of pepperoni on dough with a shred of cheese on top.I wish I was Mushy the Mushroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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