Taka Nuvia Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Granted, but it only contains silly things like how to turn a rock into a duck. And trust me, most of them don't really work so you'll end up with things like a quacking rock. =/I wish people would trust friendly demons. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 The demons may be friendly, but they're still malicious and sinister, although they carry out their evil activities in a friendly manner. I guess they just think disembowelment is a fun activity for the best of pals.I wish I was really one of the thirteen sentient Grimoire's. ` Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 You are now a sentient book, but you are inside an obscure book shelf, and never really looked at that much.I wish for a chunky ceiling fan.to be lodged in my stomach. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Click Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 It's made of candy, and it's only lodged in your stomach because you ate it. Good for you!I wish that I had a program that could instantly bring my thoughts into virtual life! Quote ~ Corpus Rahkshi: Fang | Hoto | Tube | Tear | Canvas | Garrotte | Reda BZPRPG: Azusai | Mitsuri The Scarabax Library | Flickr | Deviantart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Granted, however, it automatically posts your thoughts onto this website for everyone to see. Every. Single. Thought...I wish that Transformers: Fall of Cybertron would come out sooner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Granted, but it's not finished, so you get a half completed version. It's only slightly better than Superman Returns.I wish I were an internet star. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Click Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 You get to be a star for one of those embarrassing videos your siblings put online.I wish that Apple would let me upgrade my iTouch since they lied and gave me a 2G with a 3G label! Quote ~ Corpus Rahkshi: Fang | Hoto | Tube | Tear | Canvas | Garrotte | Reda BZPRPG: Azusai | Mitsuri The Scarabax Library | Flickr | Deviantart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Yes, now your iTouch is equipped with an advanced version of Siri, who becomes self-aware and constantly tries to kill you.I wish that Clone High wasn't cancelled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 It is brought back, but on a channel that you don't get.I wish I was the Doctor=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 (edited) Granted, but it became ###### after the last episode BEFORE it then would have been cancelled, and alienates all of it's fans...I wish I had... Edited June 6, 2012 by The Firewalker Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Wish Granted, but you get nothing, so your aspiration to have motivates you to work for it and you get it. How is this corrupt? Because you only got it from work rather then a wish.I wish for a square circle. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Granted, but it's impossible, so the universe explodes.I wish for the Tesseract. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 (edited) You can, but for that to happen, you must ascend to the next dimension, and leave all that you knew behind... your former life becomes meaningless as your new one begins... your life... as a four dimensional being... Edited June 6, 2012 by The Firewalker Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 You didn't wish so you get turned into a cucumber.I wish for pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 You get a pie... but it is four dimensional... you are only three dimensional... You then die for no reason at all...I wish for death... Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 You die and your body is cryogenically frozen by scientists. Centuries later, you are brought back to life as an immortal cyborg.I wish that BB wasn't KIA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Being a TF fan and judging by your avatar and banner, I'm guessing that means Bumblebee. Though seeing as he never died, you wasted a wish.I wish I could get Transformers: Dark of the Moon: The Game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 (edited) Granted. The game disk falls from the sky and breaks.I wish I could not get ninja'd again. Edited June 7, 2012 by Veigar's Shadow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 (edited) Wish Granted, but then I un-wished it and you are back where you started.I wish for assistance. Edited June 7, 2012 by Proud Stigma Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 The strange vehicle in your gif crashes and you are forced to pay for it without any assistance at all.I wish I could watch E3 while typing this post. Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Granted, but you realized that everyone's just saying the same things over and over and over again, so it's rather boring. Also, you better be careful with your typing, because otherwise you might get things mixed up a bit...I wish I were immune to those Demon attractant/repellant sprays Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Granted, now people use the Jester sprays.I wish I had functional sound flash software so I can finally make my epic comeback to Comics! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 (edited) Granted, but all you can do with it is edit sounds. (Sound flash. That's what you said.)I wish I found a way to bring chaos to the world without hurting anyone Edited June 7, 2012 by Demon Jester Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Your chaos backfires and hurts you instead.I wish for a nothing something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Granted, it's a Schroedinger's nothing something. Whenever you look at it, it's nothing, but once you look away, it's something. Let's just hope this won't drive you insane...I wish for a Rainbow Bridge Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Granted. You get a microscopic rainbow.I wish to be even more crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Granted, and you end up in a mental institution because of it. I hope that's what you wanted.I wish I had the perfect plan Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 (edited) Granted, however, you thus reach a point in your insanity where you seem, talk and behave as if you were perfectly sane... and then you die.Edit: Darn, ninja'dGranted, but this plan includes no profit of any kind, and only pain for yourself... It's guaranteed to work though.I wish I could rule the world, and share it with anyone I'd like to... Edited June 7, 2012 by The Firewalker Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Granted, but it was the world of chickens and fish.I wish I had a megaphone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Granted, but even though you're actually a nice ruler and reign with intelligence and justice, people start to rebel against you. Just because. You better find a good place to hide before the angry mob finds you!Granted, but it always changes your voice to a girly, high-pitched and annoying Barbie voice. =/I wish I had shoes like the ones in this drawing Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAMPANT Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Granted, but they are made of lead so they are too heavy to lift.I wish I had a good video game to play. Quote Wyrd byð swyðost I really need to be more active Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Granted, you have not time to play it.I wish this wish was wishing for something else than it is. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transcendence Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Granted, but the wish inevitably wishes to go back to wishing to be something else than it is. I wish that I could just be brave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Granted. You become JUST brave... nothing else but brave. What use is that? Then you die.I wish I cared what the next person would do with this wish... Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Granted, and you are disappointed when the corruption ends with you being beheaded. ._.I wish I could be a demon and still be one of the good guys. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 (edited) Wish Granted, but you were in the Supernatural universe and were killed by God/Castiel in a power abuse moment.I wish for a sledgehammer. Edited June 7, 2012 by Proud Stigma Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAMPANT Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Granted, but it's made of glass.I wish I wasn't so lazy. Quote Wyrd byð swyðost I really need to be more active Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Granted, you are hyperactive and then die... O.oI wish I could travel the world with but a thought... Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAMPANT Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 (edited) Granted, every time you think, you are teleported somewhere, ending with the inside of a volcano.I wish The Firewalker would stop making people die. Edited June 7, 2012 by Toa_Zorak Quote Wyrd byð swyðost I really need to be more active Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Wish Granted, but you die to ensure no one else does.I wish for pineapples. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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