~Shockwave~ Posted June 12, 2012 Posted June 12, 2012 done. but its in your imagination.i wish i didnt suck at rpgs Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group
Axilus Prime Posted June 12, 2012 Posted June 12, 2012 Granted. You are now promoted to "guy who is lame but not quite sucky" at RPGS.I wish my mom would stop interfering. Quote
Mushy the Mushroom Posted June 12, 2012 Posted June 12, 2012 (edited) (Removed, sorry.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi
Axilus Prime Posted June 12, 2012 Posted June 12, 2012 (I wanted that. Your corruption has failed. And if you say next time I'm about to get killed by something she doesn't warn me, guess what? She wouldn't have warned me anyway on her best day. )Granted, now they exist. Quote
Taka Nuvia Posted June 12, 2012 Posted June 12, 2012 No wish. You are now a marshmallow.I wish I were at a carnival sideshow. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Axilus Prime Posted June 12, 2012 Posted June 12, 2012 Granted, you're one of the exhibits.I wish Wotz was online when I was so we could RP more efficiently. Quote
Toa Of Virtues Posted June 12, 2012 Posted June 12, 2012 (edited) Granted, he then sucks you into being obsessed with the RPG that you never go outside your room againi wish i had the 14 karat gold hau. Edited June 12, 2012 by Toa Of Virtues Quote
Mushy the Mushroom Posted June 12, 2012 Posted June 12, 2012 (edited) (Removed, sorry.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi
Haecceity Posted June 12, 2012 Posted June 12, 2012 A two ton pineapple falls on you.I wish I could control the wind with no negative side-effects or repercussions linked to my well-being. Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real.
Toa Of Virtues Posted June 12, 2012 Posted June 12, 2012 Granted, you instead kill everyone else. Out of lonliness, you kill yourself.I wish that i could buy anything for free. Quote
Haecceity Posted June 12, 2012 Posted June 12, 2012 Your powers are immediately taken away before you can buy anything and destroy the economy. For free.I wish I had a complete set of LOTR minifigs. Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real.
BZCoolness Posted June 13, 2012 Posted June 13, 2012 Granted. They're made of cheap plastic that melts at room temperature, though, so you'd better get them to your freezer pretty quickly!I wish you were able to get them into your freezer pretty quickly. Quote *Insert some sort of banner or photograph here*
Click Posted June 13, 2012 Posted June 13, 2012 Too bad they melted faster than "quickly."I wish I could talk to plants. Quote ~ Corpus Rahkshi: Fang | Hoto | Tube | Tear | Canvas | Garrotte | Reda BZPRPG: Azusai | Mitsuri The Scarabax Library | Flickr | Deviantart
Haecceity Posted June 13, 2012 Posted June 13, 2012 The plants tell you things that you never should have known, and you are slowly consumed by the forbidden knowledge.I wish for the ability to sacrifice myself in order to bring never-ending chaos to the world. Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real.
Toa Of Virtues Posted June 13, 2012 Posted June 13, 2012 Granted, but you are ressurected to live through the chaos.I wish i could manipulate time and space to my will. Quote
Axilus Prime Posted June 13, 2012 Posted June 13, 2012 (edited) Granted, you lose control and become a paradox.I wish my siblings would STOP ANNOYING ME! Edited June 13, 2012 by TNG Prime Quote
Click Posted June 13, 2012 Posted June 13, 2012 They all suddenly disappear, and you live with the guilt of making your siblings disappear for the rest of your life.I wish I could instantly get every video game in existance! Quote ~ Corpus Rahkshi: Fang | Hoto | Tube | Tear | Canvas | Garrotte | Reda BZPRPG: Azusai | Mitsuri The Scarabax Library | Flickr | Deviantart
Havelock Vetinari Posted June 13, 2012 Posted June 13, 2012 (edited) Granted. They appear in your windpipe. Good luck breathing...or, y'know, having a neck. :PI wish for the power to raise vast undead legions, loyal only to me. Edited June 13, 2012 by Basilisk Quote I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You are wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
Axilus Prime Posted June 13, 2012 Posted June 13, 2012 Granted, but they are defeated easily.I wish I could forge real functional Kanohi masks that I can use. Quote
Haecceity Posted June 13, 2012 Posted June 13, 2012 Granted, but they only function when worn on January 99th. I blame the calendar for that.I wish there was a January 99th. Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real.
Kopekemaster Posted June 13, 2012 Posted June 13, 2012 But then you discover that it irreparably damages how we live our lives.I wish that Classic OS was easier to install. Quote My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music)
Click Posted June 14, 2012 Posted June 14, 2012 (edited) The easy installer becomes sentient and turns into an 8bit GLaDOS. Have fun with the blue gel.I wish that Steampunk had actually existed. Edited June 14, 2012 by Click Quote ~ Corpus Rahkshi: Fang | Hoto | Tube | Tear | Canvas | Garrotte | Reda BZPRPG: Azusai | Mitsuri The Scarabax Library | Flickr | Deviantart
Axilus Prime Posted June 14, 2012 Posted June 14, 2012 I don't know what that is, therefore Megatron steps on you.I wish the people I talk to on BZP were online when I was. Quote
Havelock Vetinari Posted June 14, 2012 Posted June 14, 2012 Done. But at that moment a terrorist enclave unleashes a virus that crashes the Internet. Yes. The entire thing.I wish that I knew what lay beyond the farthest star. Quote I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You are wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
Taka Nuvia Posted June 14, 2012 Posted June 14, 2012 Granted. It's nothing. Absolutely nothing.I wish I knew everything about demonology. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Click Posted June 14, 2012 Posted June 14, 2012 Granted, but as you are learning, you accidentally summon the king of all demons (who ever that is, interpretation varies), and he decides to destroy the Earth just before you finish your studies.I wish I could shapeshift into a Peregrine Falcon (because that would be awesome to fly!) Quote ~ Corpus Rahkshi: Fang | Hoto | Tube | Tear | Canvas | Garrotte | Reda BZPRPG: Azusai | Mitsuri The Scarabax Library | Flickr | Deviantart
Terminus Posted June 14, 2012 Posted June 14, 2012 Granted. However, since birds fly on instinct, which you do not have, you jump off a cliff and almost die, but animal patrol finds and rescues you, they put you in a cage to heal, but then they give you worms to eat, which people, even when they shapeshift into birds, don't like to eat. And then you die. Of starvation.I wish for a breifcase, a two-dollar bill, and a duck. Quote
Axilus Prime Posted June 15, 2012 Posted June 15, 2012 Granted. The duck eats the two-dollar bill and beats you up with the briefcase.I wish I was a better artist. Quote
Click Posted June 15, 2012 Posted June 15, 2012 You become so good that you have a massive group of adoring fans awaiting you at every turn, and you don't get any time to draw anyways because of all the autographs you need to sign. The life of a celebrity...I wish I could finish every project I start! Quote ~ Corpus Rahkshi: Fang | Hoto | Tube | Tear | Canvas | Garrotte | Reda BZPRPG: Azusai | Mitsuri The Scarabax Library | Flickr | Deviantart
The Swimming Beard Posted June 15, 2012 Posted June 15, 2012 Granted, but you then lose the ability to start projects.I wish I was motivated enough to start making comics. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET
Scanty Demon Posted June 15, 2012 Posted June 15, 2012 Granted however your comics suckI wish Toa of Smooth Jazz's comics didn't suck. Quote
Haecceity Posted June 16, 2012 Posted June 16, 2012 Granted, however, you must sacrifice your own life in order to reverse the previous wish.I wish Scanty Demon wasn't dead. Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real.
Toa Of Virtues Posted June 16, 2012 Posted June 16, 2012 Granted, he is ressurected from the dead as a zombie and kills you.I wish I had the ability to create any object at will. Quote
Axilus Prime Posted June 16, 2012 Posted June 16, 2012 Granted, but everything you create is eaten by Devastator.I wish TPBM Sig Avatar Bluh Bluh Huge Buckethead. Quote
Pwccm Posted June 16, 2012 Posted June 16, 2012 Granted, but razza frazza banana boat.I wish Mass Effect 3 had a better ending. Quote "Let me guess: my theories appall you, my heresies outrage you, I never answer letters, and you don't like my tie."
Vandenreich Posted June 16, 2012 Posted June 16, 2012 Granted however, now there are Six Differant colored explosions for you to choose from!I wish I knew the meaning of time. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB!
Miku Hatsune Posted June 17, 2012 Posted June 17, 2012 You end up insane because of it.I wish for a hammer. Quote
Haecceity Posted June 17, 2012 Posted June 17, 2012 You somehow obtain a hammer that rips your mind apart, and you are found curled up and screaming while clutching the hammer.I wish I was a bit more sane. Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real.
Elgra Posted June 17, 2012 Posted June 17, 2012 Granted, in fact, you become so sane that you become arrogant to the point that I end your life.I wish that I had a camaro that transformed... Quote
Queen of Liars Posted June 17, 2012 Posted June 17, 2012 Granted. It transforms into scrap metal. Permanently.I wish I had a record player. Quote ___ ___ ___
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