-Bionicleman- Posted April 2, 2013 Author Share Posted April 2, 2013 Yeah the whole thing was a joke. We didn't actually talk to Greg at all, though we probably will again in the near future. Hopefully anyways. So yeah, TSO is not Krakalin, void is not an element, we still don't know how or if Kapura teleports (which is why he would have been a cool Great Being), BIONICLE and Hero Factory are not in the same universe, and muffin button has nothing to do with anything. The previous interviews though were legit. Velika is in fact the Great Being, the Red Star is full of dead people, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaputanMachine Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Yeah the whole thing was a joke. We didn't actually talk to Greg at all, though we probably will again in the near future. Hopefully anyways. So yeah, TSO is not Krakalin, void is not an element, we still don't know how or if Kapura teleports (which is why he would have been a cool Great Being), BIONICLE and Hero Factory are not in the same universe, and muffin button has nothing to do with anything. The previous interviews though were legit. Velika is in fact the Great Being, the Red Star is full of dead people, etc. ....wow. Wow. Just wow. I have nothing more to say here. For me, BIONICLE was an epic science fantasy saga with a deep and complex lore, and was best when it was exactly that in its later years. I'm not sorry if that offended you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swert Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Yeah the whole thing was a joke. We didn't actually talk to Greg at all, though we probably will again in the near future. Hopefully anyways. So yeah, TSO is not Krakalin, void is not an element, we still don't know how or if Kapura teleports (which is why he would have been a cool Great Being), BIONICLE and Hero Factory are not in the same universe, and muffin button has nothing to do with anything. The previous interviews though were legit. Velika is in fact the Great Being, the Red Star is full of dead people, etc.To add to this, we still fully intend to take these questions asked and ask him. We contact him outside of BZP, so any recent activity going on doesn't affect us.Thank you all for participating in this enrichment center event. The doors will now be sealed and we will flood the room with a deadly neurotoxin.Oh, and don't forget today is now April 2nd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elemental Ussal Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 (edited) What is meant by double bodies? even though it may or may not be true. Edited April 2, 2013 by Elemental Ussal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liopleurodon Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Haha, this one had me until I read the Kapura and Hafu/Taipu questions' answers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toa kopaka4372 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 This was pretty funny, made me laugh, but it's a bit of a cruel joke. Oh, my dashed hopes... Credit goes to Linus Van Pelt (Formerly known as Cherixon) and Spectral Avohkii EnterprisesMy Memoirs of the Dead entry, Reflectons:http://www.bzpower.com/board/index.php?showtopic=7351 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpha123 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 This was really quite hilarious. I actually thought some of these may be true, although others were obvious jokes. I actually kind of like "Krakalin," and I've been wanting Void to be an element for... years. Muffin button. If the Kanohi masks are a type of technology and most of the MU citizens are Biomechanical beings then how would a Kanohi mask recognize the difference between a Matoran and a Toa? Muffin button Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Jaller- Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Well played Bioniclman. Well played. LONG LIVE BIONICLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LQ1998 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 (edited) At first I was really excited to see this because both my questions got up and there was a lot of cool info. But I was sure it was fake after I finished it. Well played guy, well played. Your the only people who actually managed to prank me this year. It was a sick joke, but still :P. So you do still intend on taking the questions the Greg then? Edited April 3, 2013 by Toa Tanidru "Not luck. It's what you do that makes you a hero." -Toa Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aanchir Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 What is meant by double bodies? even though it may or may not be true.A body double is an actor hired to basically impersonate another actor, usually without their face being shown. A stunt double is a common type of body double, in which a professionally-trained stuntsperson acts in place of another actor in an action scene that might be difficult or dangerous. Body doubles are also sometimes used in cases where the original actor for a role has died or their contract has expired. Latest MOC: PAIGE (Prototype Artificial Intelligence, Gynoid Expression) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kayru Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 (edited) What would the power-manifestations of Fa-, Su, Ba-, and Bo-Matoran be? Fa- Can Point to North no matter where they are. Su- Make crystal clear displays. Ba- Stomp a lot. Bo- Gardening. ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) WHY DID NO ONE QUESTION THIS ONEAs another put it, it's brilliantly absurd. And I really do plan to draw a stomp-a-lot-Matoran and a garden-Matoran. Body doubles are also sometimes used in cases where the original actor for a role has died or their contract has expired.Or they're sick, or had to leave production temporarily for a prior engagement, or-or-or. Edited April 3, 2013 by Kayru Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FallenCor Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 What would the power-manifestations of Fa-, Su, Ba-, and Bo-Matoran be? Fa- Can Point to North no matter where they are. Su- Make crystal clear displays. Ba- Stomp a lot. Bo- Gardening. ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) WHY DID NO ONE QUESTION THIS ONEAs another put it, it's brilliantly absurd. And I really do plan to draw a stomp-a-lot-Matoran and a garden-Matoran.Yeah, I was the one who originally asked that question and thought it odd that they shortened it. XD Hero Factory RPG 2.0 PCs: | Erik Jet | Daren Wolfe | Henry Flint | Helen Corona | Ethan Rez | Dr. Xaal | Wasteland RPG PCs: | Mina | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hohenheim Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 What would the power-manifestations of Fa-, Su, Ba-, and Bo-Matoran be? Fa- Can Point to North no matter where they are. Su- Make crystal clear displays. Ba- Stomp a lot. Bo- Gardening. ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) WHY DID NO ONE QUESTION THIS ONEthe only illogical one I found was Ba-. the others made sense... Previously known as Aiwendil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowBionics Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 At first when I read this, I was super excited and happy. As I read it, I found myself getting slowly disappointed. Then at then end, I went into "ShadowBionics is not amused" mode and found myself sad. I guess a late April Fools' joke on me. It was too good to be true, and yet almost so convincing. I started thinking something was screwy with some of the silly answers as well as the Doctor Who and Harry Potter references. And is "Gold Skinned Fusion's name really Gold Skinned Fusion" or whatever the question said was sort of redundant in the sense there ought to be some kind of name for him out there someplace. After all Greg said he had a list somewhere which is currently lost, although that doesn't mean the Fusion's name was on there or not. And now I'm rambling, probably because I'm disappointed so I will just be quiet. [flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf [Bionicle: Unsolved Mysteries] [The Knights of Terankos] [Miyaka The Blazing Wind] No, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitoshura Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Well, from what I know in the GregF answers thing, the Gold Skinned Being's name was on there, but I'm not too sure. profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rarity Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 I believed this until I saw the date it was posted. >Not reading the first greentext story on BZP >2013 Be a cool kid and vote for mighty morphin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zacian Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 I stopped believing this until I saw the answers which are not even related to the question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vensai Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 I doubted Greg would have actually given the real name of TSO... shame though. Gavla's Comics 4.0 Dark's Comics the 3rd Movie Bm-the Prequel Bionicle Star Wars Vezon the Were-Spinax Unity, Duty, Something Credit to Rokroro for the banner. And credit to Golden Avohkii for the avatar Check out this great epic: Toa Takua's Epicenter Formerly "Takanuva Toa of Twilight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexann Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 Yeah the whole thing was a joke. We didn't actually talk to Greg at all, though we probably will again in the near future. Hopefully anyways. So yeah, TSO is not Krakalin, void is not an element, we still don't know how or if Kapura teleports (which is why he would have been a cool Great Being), BIONICLE and Hero Factory are not in the same universe, and muffin button has nothing to do with anything. The previous interviews though were legit. Velika is in fact the Great Being, the Red Star is full of dead people, etc. Ha, you had me there with the first few, then I looked at the date....yeah,...ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowBionics Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 Well, from what I know in the GregF answers thing, the Gold Skinned Being's name was on there, but I'm not too sure. I figured. I know I saw it either in an interview or some kind of posting, it was mentioned that Greg had a lot of names on the list, but he lost it after some moving was done. I almost imagine the Gold Skinned fusion's name was on there, but it's kind of a shame the list got lost. That would also mean that a lot of names that would have been assigned to certain characters are lost and they'd have to be named something else, if at all. But yeah, I doubt the creature would be named something as simple as what the prank interview suggests. [flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf [Bionicle: Unsolved Mysteries] [The Knights of Terankos] [Miyaka The Blazing Wind] No, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuplexBeGreat Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 So, so cruel. I thought it was real and the date was a coincidence, and that only some of the answers were jokes, but then I saw everyone else's responses. Krakalin... idk man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runeshadow Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 I'm new here and the forums are kind of confusing. Where do I read the serials? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Go here: http://www.bzpower.com/board/index.php?showtopic=49&do=findComment&comment=71 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Zaz Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 The wiki says Krakalin now, so is that part real at least, or... ? Thank you, BZPower staff. In the past, I wish I showed more appreciation for all that you do. From one Bionicle fan to another, thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aanchir Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 The wiki says Krakalin now, so is that part real at least, or... ?No, it's not. Where on the wiki do you see that? I just did a search for it and got no results, and there haven't been any edits since yesterday, so it can't have changed since your post.Or are you referring to a wiki other than BS01? Latest MOC: PAIGE (Prototype Artificial Intelligence, Gynoid Expression) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Zaz Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 The wiki says Krakalin now, so is that part real at least, or... ?No, it's not. Where on the wiki do you see that? I just did a search for it and got no results, and there haven't been any edits since yesterday, so it can't have changed since your post.Or are you referring to a wiki other than BS01?http://biosector01.com/wiki/index.php?title=Krakalin&oldid=50331 "Krakalin, better known by the name The Shadowed One is the charismatic leader and co-founder of the powerful mercenary faction known as the Dark Hunters." Thank you, BZPower staff. In the past, I wish I showed more appreciation for all that you do. From one Bionicle fan to another, thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aanchir Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 The wiki says Krakalin now, so is that part real at least, or... ?No, it's not. Where on the wiki do you see that? I just did a search for it and got no results, and there haven't been any edits since yesterday, so it can't have changed since your post.Or are you referring to a wiki other than BS01? http://biosector01.com/wiki/index.php?title=Krakalin&oldid=50331 "Krakalin, better known by the name The Shadowed One is the charismatic leader and co-founder of the powerful mercenary faction known as the Dark Hunters." Yes, that was also part of the April Fools joke (to make the interview appear more authentic and whatnot). But it was changed back nearly two weeks ago, so I didn't think that was what Toa Zaz was talking about today.Good to see that it's not still there (or infiltrating other wikis). The last thing we need is for Krakalin to become BIONICLE's Peter Grate (supposed Hero Factory character with no mentions whatsoever in official media, but whose name has cropped up on lists of official characters on a few Hero Factory wikis). Latest MOC: PAIGE (Prototype Artificial Intelligence, Gynoid Expression) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Oh...You guys are so mean. I was really excited for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unauthorized Autobiography Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Well that was just cruel. No kidding. -G u u R a h K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Legendary TNT Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Well that was just cruel. No kidding. The ironic thing is it was all kidding. I knew it was a joke at the point it said the answer to one of the questions was "muffin button" although, it still made me lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunconvoy Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Those were some pretty smark answers XD To bad its a joke, i found the idea that its all in the same universe to be some what interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canama Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 I only saw this today, so I wasn't checking for April Fool's pranks. I didn't notice what was up until someone pointed it out. I figured that the answers like body doubles or HF and Bionicle being in the same universe were just Greg being snarky. (And that "Muffin button" was a horribly failed attempt at being snarky.) I guess this goes to show that I should be FOREVER VIGILANT. man remember when no one would dream of making a forum site without signatures that was tight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meta-Mind Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 The Muffin Button is now canon, no exceptions. BZPRPG TIME, where you could have one post talk about dinner, and the next about lunch. Time is beyond relative here.There's no reason not to put lasers in the palms of planet-sized robots. In fact, if I had my own planet-sized robot, palm lasers would be one of my first upgrades.BZPRPG Profiles [outdated] May or may not be back from a multi-year hiatus. We'll see how this works out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caius the Liberator Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Ya, its almost 2 am where I live. I stayed up and am trying to boot up BS01 on my slow internet to cross reference this as well as read the comments to see if this WAS in fact a AFD prank. That is 30 minutes of sleep I won't get back. On that note it was a well played prank and an interesting read nonetheless. Hapori Tohu; The Heart. The heart of BZP. Long live The Heart. OPERATION ARTEMIS Ignika of the Dimensions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenebrae Invictus Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Quite a bit late to comment on this, but I read it when it initially came out. Very humorous how uncharacteristic "Greg" was in all of his answers. Up, down, turn around, please don't let me hit the ground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 (edited) Those were some pretty smark answers XD Indeed, it was quite smark. The Muffin Button is now canon, no exceptions.YUSSSS Edited May 1, 2013 by Chro save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta_of_Oz Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 To add to this, we still fully intend to take these questions asked and ask him.Even the one about The Shadowed One's name? He won't like that. If you use correct grammar in your posts (or try hard to), place this in your signature. Join Myst's campaign for correct grammar usage on BZPower! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitoshura Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 To add to this, we still fully intend to take these questions asked and ask him.Even the one about The Shadowed One's name? He won't like that.Maybe. From some other topic it says that Greg has a list of names of currently unnamed beings(but he lost it), TSO's name might be on there. Who knows? profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyska Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Honestly, I laughed the hardest at this bit: Who created the Glatorian and Agori? After all they are biomechanical.NoWas Mata Nui a sapient being or just a computer program?YesI thought he was sounding a bit Moffat-ish, even before the Doctor Who bit. Also, it is my new headcanon that Fa- Matoran will always automatically face North unless they make a conscious effort not to. When talking to a Fa-Matoran, if you happen to be standing to the south, do not be surprised if he gradually rotates 180 degrees throughout the conversation. It's not his fault. 3DS Friend Code: 0018-0767-4231 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta_of_Oz Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 To add to this, we still fully intend to take these questions asked and ask him.Even the one about The Shadowed One's name? He won't like that.Maybe. From some other topic it says that Greg has a list of names of currently unnamed beings(but he lost it), TSO's name might be on there. Who knows?Yes but fan backlash from revealing Teridax's real name means he doesn't want to reveal TSO's real name too for fear of the same thing happening. If you use correct grammar in your posts (or try hard to), place this in your signature. Join Myst's campaign for correct grammar usage on BZPower! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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