Jump to content

DESOLATION: BIONICLE MAFIA XXV


Voltex

Recommended Posts

Why did so many people vote for the confirmed detective? 

In my case, it was down to a mental glitch. I looked at the OP, trying to see which confirmed villagers were on the lists, but, being zoned-out (a not-infrequent occurrence, given my health) missed Tiragath.

Edited by Quisoves Potoo

gZsNWyr.png


(Credit to Nik the Three for the banner)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

It's not like villagers to do the smart thing.

 

I'm starting to think I might be better off as a crispy corpse. Saves me getting killed by some other mistake in future. 

Embers - A Bionicle Saga - Chapters/Review

Class Is Out - A Farewell To Corpus Rahkshi - Chapters/Review

BZPRPG Characters - Minnorak, Kain, T'harrak, Savis, Vazaria, Lash

BZPRPG Mercenary Group - The Outsiders - Description - History - Base

Ghosts Of Bara Magna - Ash Tribe - Precipere - Kehla, Somok, Skrall, Gayle, Avinus, Zha'ar

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I'm already dead, therefore your cookies were ineffective. 

  • Upvote 2

Embers - A Bionicle Saga - Chapters/Review

Class Is Out - A Farewell To Corpus Rahkshi - Chapters/Review

BZPRPG Characters - Minnorak, Kain, T'harrak, Savis, Vazaria, Lash

BZPRPG Mercenary Group - The Outsiders - Description - History - Base

Ghosts Of Bara Magna - Ash Tribe - Precipere - Kehla, Somok, Skrall, Gayle, Avinus, Zha'ar

Link to comment
Share on other sites

your poisonous cookies proved to be ineffective

the players, however, seem also quite defective

many of them voted the confirmed detective

if they're Mafia they're following correct directive

but otherwise, logic they have just rejected

villagers, careful to remember your objective

  • Upvote 11

save not only their lives


d665fa5c17bc200a946e0a69eaf11f929dc080cb


but their spirits

Link to comment
Share on other sites

If meter is something you do not desire

Then rhyming perhaps you should try to avoid:

A lilt in your rhythm is almost required

If you'd like your Mafia poem enjoyed.

However, I give you, your words were amusing;

Despite the displacement of stress on its feet,

I found, once I'd beat my initial confusing,

Your ditty was rather creative and neat.

  • Upvote 8

banner.jpg

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

your poisonous cookies proved to be ineffective

the players, however, seem also quite defective

many of them voted the confirmed detective

if they're Mafia they're following correct directive

but otherwise, logic they have just rejected

villagers, careful to remember your objective

 

 

If meter is something you do not desire

Then rhyming perhaps you should try to avoid:

A lilt in your rhythm is almost required

If you'd like your Mafia poem enjoyed.

However, I give you, your words were amusing;

Despite the displacement of stress on its feet,

I found, once I'd beat my initial confusing,

Your ditty was rather creative and neat.

 

 

I see you're all back to rhyming,

Though by now you ought to know it spells doom.

For I quickly grow weary of rhythm,

And I once killed three poets with a broom.

 

*Snaps fingers*

 

 

please dear god not this

it got out of hand last time

please not this again.

  • Upvote 4
I'm just ToaD
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Maybe you should all start writing your epitaphs in verse. 

  • Upvote 3

Embers - A Bionicle Saga - Chapters/Review

Class Is Out - A Farewell To Corpus Rahkshi - Chapters/Review

BZPRPG Characters - Minnorak, Kain, T'harrak, Savis, Vazaria, Lash

BZPRPG Mercenary Group - The Outsiders - Description - History - Base

Ghosts Of Bara Magna - Ash Tribe - Precipere - Kehla, Somok, Skrall, Gayle, Avinus, Zha'ar

Link to comment
Share on other sites

There once was a gleeful Piraka (shut up it's how it should be pronounced)

Who told one too many a shocker.

His poems were now

Far too much for iBrow

So he got himself stuffed in a locker.

  • Upvote 2

banner.jpg

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

 

 

There once was a gleeful Piraka (shut up it's how it should be pronounced)

Who told one too many a shocker.

 

I truly, honestly have never met anyone who pronounces it that. 

 

I've always said it how it's spelled. 

Embers - A Bionicle Saga - Chapters/Review

Class Is Out - A Farewell To Corpus Rahkshi - Chapters/Review

BZPRPG Characters - Minnorak, Kain, T'harrak, Savis, Vazaria, Lash

BZPRPG Mercenary Group - The Outsiders - Description - History - Base

Ghosts Of Bara Magna - Ash Tribe - Precipere - Kehla, Somok, Skrall, Gayle, Avinus, Zha'ar

Link to comment
Share on other sites

 

 

There once was a gleeful Piraka (shut up it's how it should be pronounced)

Who told one too many a shocker.

 

I truly, honestly have never met anyone who pronounces it that. 

 

I've always said it how it's spelled. 

 

I'm not actually saying "pirak-er." I say it how I think it should be said based on how it's spelled, just like you (but different). "pih-RAHK-ah."

banner.jpg

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I'm not actually saying "pirak-er." I say it how I think it should be said based on how it's spelled, just like you (but different). "pih-RAHK-ah."

Wait...that's not how it's pronounced?

my life is a lie.

just stalling until the scene goes up yes

1Ydp0mg.jpg


Steam name: Ehksidian

Link to comment
Share on other sites

You've welcomed me into this rhyme
Although it's just taking up time
With a pencil or pen
At eleven to ten
I'll write this unpleasent
mix of words and a pheasant
Till I'm a great writer, or I'm Seim, Sime, Heim, or Hime. (all surnames)
pootoo.jpg
(Oh wait that's not a pheasant)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Oh geez, everyone rhyming summoned Fighting just to tell us to cut it out. xD

 

Eh, it may have actually been me reciting the Lord's Prayer backwards...

 

Or saying his name three times...

 

Suffice it to say, I've been trying a lot of methods to summon Fighty.

 

*Snaps fingers*

  • Upvote 7

Avatar by Brickeens

 

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
×
×
  • Create New...