Cheesy Mac n Cheese Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Since no one else seems interested, I'll answer it myself: What do you call a Vahki made of wooden planks? Boardakh. New one:A Po-Matoran was visiting Ta-Metru with his collection of old rocks. Suddenly, an outlaw Ta-Matoran rushed by, pursued by some red Vahki. One of the Vahki stepped on and crushed one of his old rocks. The impact was so great, it broke the Vahki's foot and disabled it. The Vahki fell to the ground. A passerby asked the Po-Matoran what happened. The Po-Matoran said "I lost an old rock, but I got a Nuurakh." 9 Quote My friend went to Po-Wahi and all I got was this lousy rock. Blue sea...a Ruki leaps...the sound of water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arzaki Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Since no one else seems interested, I'll answer it myself: What do you call a Vahki made of wooden planks?The Po-Matoran said "I lost an old rock, but I got a Nuurakh."I went to Ta-Metru and all I got was this lousy Nuurahk. 3 Quote I got Monster Hunter World on PS4, add me at bmrjw2 if you want Also I play FFXIV, my main is Anastasia Willow on Exodus but I've got characters on every NA datacenter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nunziotocci Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Okay, the only major Rahkshi left are Guurahk and Kurahk. Any takers?I'll bite, why? Sorry, that wasn't a joke, I was just mentioning that they're the only major Rahkshi this thread hasn't made a joke about. But I'll try: Why can't you trust a Guurahk to give you good advice? Well, this is embarrassing. Also, it looks like someone else already answered your joke so, I shall try my hand at Bionicle humor: Hey I just Metru, and this is Kohli,but here's my Nuju, So Gali maybe? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 (edited) KFC: Finger Lihkan Good Edited October 6, 2015 by Dragon11603 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohaturon Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 What do you call the landmass where the Great Kanohi Mask of Truth is found? Rode Island. 6 Quote Stone rocks Model Designer at The LEGO Group. Former contributor at New Elementary. My MOCs can be found on Flickr and Instagram. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 What do you call the landmass where the Great Kanohi Mask of Truth is found? Rode Island. What do you call an ancient statue made entirely of Masks of Truth? The Colossus of Rodes. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohaturon Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 What do you call the landmass where the Great Kanohi Mask of Truth is found? Rode Island. What do you call an ancient statue made entirely of Masks of Truth? The Colossus of Rodes. What do you call a toa who never lies? A Rodesian. Quote Stone rocks Model Designer at The LEGO Group. Former contributor at New Elementary. My MOCs can be found on Flickr and Instagram. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesy Mac n Cheese Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Where do Ko-Matoran store their house keys? The Keerakh. 4 Quote My friend went to Po-Wahi and all I got was this lousy rock. Blue sea...a Ruki leaps...the sound of water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Why was Tahu a computer programmer before he became a Toa? He was good at making protective firewalls! Mask of shielding, fire toa get it get itI hear he was always surpassed at that job by Lhikan. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Why was Tahu a computer programmer before he became a Toa? He was good at making protective firewalls! Mask of shielding, fire toa get it get itI hear he was always surpassed at that job by Lhikan. Yeah, I'm Lhikan his programs better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted October 8, 2015 Author Share Posted October 8, 2015 Why was Tahu a computer programmer before he became a Toa? He was good at making protective firewalls! Mask of shielding, fire toa get it get itI hear he was always surpassed at that job by Lhikan. Yeah, I'm Lhikan his programs better. Eh, come on. Lhikan's programs use a slow interface. It's almost like it's 1,000 years old! 2 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Why was Tahu a computer programmer before he became a Toa? He was good at making protective firewalls! Mask of shielding, fire toa get it get itI hear he was always surpassed at that job by Lhikan. Yeah, I'm Lhikan his programs better. Eh, come on. Lhikan's programs use a slow interface. It's almost like it's 1,000 years old! Use redstarreboot.exe for 4X Lhikan program capacity!* *commercial brought to you by Makooti the Bionic Man. Please Kestora responsibly. 1 Quote Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted October 10, 2015 Author Share Posted October 10, 2015 What did Lhikan say to the baby Toa of Water when she said she wanted to betray the Mangai? "Oh come on, you're not even Tuyet." 8 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Editor Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 Why was Tahu a computer programmer before he became a Toa? He was good at making protective firewalls! Mask of shielding, fire toa get it get itI hear he was always surpassed at that job by Lhikan. Yeah, I'm Lhikan his programs better. Eh, come on. Lhikan's programs use a slow interface. It's almost like it's 1,000 years old! Use redstarreboot.exe for 4X Lhikan program capacity!* *commercial brought to you by Makooti the Bionic Man. Please Kestora responsibly. I don't know, most of Lhikan's programming techniques are... dead wrong now. *cries quietly because joke* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 What do you call the landmass where the Great Kanohi Mask of Truth is found? Rode Island. What do you call an ancient statue made entirely of Masks of Truth? The Colossus of Rodes. What do you call a toa who never lies? A Rodesian. "Rodes? Where we're going, we don't need Rodes!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastcage Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 I hear that whoever wears the Rodes becomes and Avenger. Quote @THE_Blastcage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Hau many bad puns are you going to run across in this? Well, here's mine: Nokama started a collection of Kakamas, and also made the Nokamakakama. Now if she was able to double the mask power of it, she would get the Nokamakakamakakama. And if Vakama liked the idea and made his own, then forged the two together, you would get the VakamakakamakakamaNokamakakamakakama. Now that's a lot of Ks, but it gets worse. Trinuma and Onua find Brutaka, Matoro, Orkham, and Makuta, and they all join, making the Vakakamakutrinumanokabrutakonuama. And if that wasn't enough, Kopaka, Takua, Onewa and Whenua come along! Giving us the Vakakamakutrinumanokabrutakonuaonewhenuakopakatakuakama. That is all. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionicleFanatic Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 What do you get when you cross a Ga-Matoran, a Ta-Matoran, a lump of antidermis and the Karda Nui swamp? Macku-Ta. And the swamp? Ah, that's where I always get stuck... Someone give me a job... [] 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted October 24, 2015 Author Share Posted October 24, 2015 *clears throat* 19 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 (edited) Y'know how in Star Wars, they've got the rebellion?Little known fact that it's actual name is "The ance to Restore the Republic" Edited October 24, 2015 by Petewa 4 Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 *clears throat* I had to go on BS01 to understand this joke. It was worth it. 8 Quote Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arzaki Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Wait. Are those Krana Yo? Oh my god. I have never laughed so hard in my life. 8 Quote I got Monster Hunter World on PS4, add me at bmrjw2 if you want Also I play FFXIV, my main is Anastasia Willow on Exodus but I've got characters on every NA datacenter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Hau many bad puns are you going to run across in this? Well, here's mine: Nokama started a collection of Kakamas, and also made the Nokamakakama. Now if she was able to double the mask power of it, she would get the Nokamakakamakakama. And if Vakama liked the idea and made his own, then forged the two together, you would get the VakamakakamakakamaNokamakakamakakama. Now that's a lot of Ks, but it gets worse. Trinuma and Onua find Brutaka, Matoro, Orkham, and Makuta, and they all join, making the Vakakamakutrinumanokabrutakonuama. And if that wasn't enough, Kopaka, Takua, Onewa and Whenua come along! Giving us the Vakakamakutrinumanokabrutakonuaonewhenuakopakatakuakama. That is all.Matau likes Haus. He made the Matauhau. He accidentally stuck his Hau with a Kaukau and made the Matauhaukaukau. If he doubled it, it'd be the Matauhaukaukauhaukaukau. It's Matau's Hau/Kaukau. I ask you, Hau? 2 Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastcage Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Tahu's got a new favorite Shinedown song...Hau Did You Love. Quote @THE_Blastcage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grungemeister Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 (edited) What do you call the landmass where the Great Kanohi Mask of Truth is found? Rode Island. What do you call an ancient statue made entirely of Masks of Truth? The Colossus of Rodes. What do you call a jazzy keyboard made of Masks of Truth? A Fender Rodes. Edited November 4, 2015 by Jacquestodian Vanson Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Bionicle G1 continuation and video-game project(MUSIC COMPOSER) special thx to Inary the Gunhaver for my new username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Kongu: " I didn't get the Mask of Flight? You gotta be Kadin me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyska Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Knock knock"Who's there?""Half""Half Who?""No! Not Hafu! I am Taipu! Why does everyone think I am Hafu, and he is me? We are not even from the same village!" Knock knock"Who's there?"*PUKE*"Puke who?""...""Takua! Your stupid crab's been sick on the doormat again! Come back here!" 2 Quote 3DS Friend Code: 0018-0767-4231 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaskMaster Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 What did the bionicles use for currency?A bionickel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erasmus Graves Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Are you Tryna make me laugh? Sorry. Couldn't help myself.What do you call a Vahki who is tired of his job?A Boredakh Which Rahkshi is the best in the kitchen?Panrahk. And now for a dark one: What do you call the extermination of Bohrok?A Kal. What do baby Rahkshi say?Goo-rahk. Scene: The Red Star:Kojol: Good death, brother?Icarax: Yeah, it was a real blast. What do you call it when a toa of fire who betrayed his team gets his just desserts?Va-karma. What do you call the trousers Makuta likes to wear when he's relaxing?His TrekkidaxJust for you who don't know, in Australia we have a slang term for track pants: Trackie Dacks! 2 Quote "Mutiny, Booty and Entropy" - The Three Vices of the Frostelus[flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 What's Hahli Mahri's favorite videogame? The Eldar scrolls!More like The Legend of Elda. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Jaton Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 What song is sung in the Bionicle Lion King? Huna Matatu. And now for holiday product advertising by the bohrok: By it all,it must be bought.All merchandise must be sold. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny7092 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 (edited) I am not sure if this joke is okay, but I am going to say it: What Barraki is a villain in a movie called The Amazing Spider-Man 2 in 2014? Answer: Ehlek-tro Edited December 21, 2015 by Lenny7092 1 Quote I like Lego, Bionicle, and Hero Factory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xboxtravis Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 The Matoran grammar teacher said to her student, "This sentence is wrong, there should be Nokama there." 8 Quote All aboard the hype train! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erasmus Graves Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 (edited) Tahu did a totally awesome backflip while kicking two rahkshi simultaneously in the face. Lewa shook his head. He said, "Hau did you do that?" What is Brutaka's favourite song?OlmakDonald had a farm! Edited December 9, 2015 by Erasmus Graves 4 Quote "Mutiny, Booty and Entropy" - The Three Vices of the Frostelus[flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaburimasu 米 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 (edited) tahu , Hau did you do that ? I need to buy Ackar Oh Kadin Yo , ga-matoran : you Tryna put on this mask of life for me real quick ? k thx Akaku doodle doo the Gresh is always greener on the other side of the fence Degreshi Iden even know Kualsi see you later , alright . I'll see you in He- yeah , they Metus down town you're dumed solek me get this straight ... CCBS (sorry) Edited December 15, 2015 by Kasaius Khan Quote "I gave up a millennium ago; they're just far too simple minded. It's as if they actually require a soul of immoral energy to guide them. They only listen to their false idols and these so called 'geniuses' who claim to have a more complex understanding of life, rather than a man who offers nothing but a chance for amelioration. Everyone's too distracted by the concept of 'freedom' that they forgot what the true purpose of life is. But when you care too much... and rebuke... and rebuke... and rebuke... yet you fail to mend due to in denial fools, you give up. Give up and watch them crumble." that's The Khan for ya. Google Plus prototype mocs 1st Associative Vegeta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionicleFanatic Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Le me, wanting to reference a kana. [] Goes to Bionicle shelf. [] Whole collection is soundly asleep. ZZzz Stupid me not thinking. [8P] Picks up bohrok. ([]) Three hours later and still can't get to sleep because of the partying. Forgot that if you wake one, you wake them all. #EpicFacepalm [] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny7092 Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Since Christmas is coming, here's a joke: What Bionicle character takes over a story where a mean abnormal guy is stealing things from people during Christmas time? Answer: How the Skull Grinder Stole Masks! Get it? Quote I like Lego, Bionicle, and Hero Factory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyska Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Which Toa makes the best Christmas decoration?Hahli. 5 Quote 3DS Friend Code: 0018-0767-4231 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Could you say that Tahu and Gali have a pretty steamy relationship? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grungemeister Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 How does a Metru Nui Le-Matoran express his disdain?"Chute!" How does the Ignika's guard stay dry?An Umbra-lla. What is a Ce-Matoran's favorite type of EDM?Psytrance. Why were Ce-Matoran first made?Because the Great Beings got borde and decided to do a psience project. Why was the Ice Glatorian so confident?Because he had a winning Strakk. 2 Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Bionicle G1 continuation and video-game project(MUSIC COMPOSER) special thx to Inary the Gunhaver for my new username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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