BIONICLE MAFIA XXXI: Extra American

[Dallior]

ACTUAL FIRST POST

http://www.bzpower.com/board/topic/22798-bionicle-mafia-xxxi-extra-american/?p=1080541

 

                             

(credit to Nik the Three for the banner)

 

Once upon a time, there was a Matoran named Nuck Chorris. He was merely seconds away from completing his masterwork.

 

He had placed a bun made of wheat on the table. He then spread ketchup on that bun, piling on that a meat patty, onions, and cabbage. He then placed another bun atop that. On that lay lettuce, and tomato… and another patty. He then took out a glowing object of pure gloriousness… bacon. He placed the bacon atop the foodstuff pile, and quickly smothered it with the final bun. He then took out his patented frilly toothpick… and gingerly inserted it through the thing. He had finally created his masterwork…

 

The 1/2 pound deluxe bacon cheeseburger.

 

Suddenly, a magic portal erupted from beneath it, transforming Nuck into Chuck… Chuck Norris. A sudden rush of patriotism flowed throughout him, and he quickly got to work transfiguring Ta-Metru to a new land, a shining land of hope… America.

 

America blossomed, much to the confusion of its neighbors and inhabitants. Soon, only the most patriotic of citizens were allowed to stay. These happy few made America great.

 

However, opposition soon rose. From the very cheeseburger that had created America, a new evil arose… Communazism. This evil imbedded itself within the souls of some great Americans, perverting their once great values with socialism… creating the Mafia of Filthy Communazis.

 

 

Rules:

1. Basic Mafia rules. If you're new to Mafia, or you just need a refresher, just ask.

2. Vote switches are handed out very gingerly, so if you genuinely made a mistake, I'll allow a switch.

3. Night rounds last about 24 hours, and day rounds about 24. However, votes a little late will still be counted.

4. If you are not American, it’s okay. Unless you’re Canadian. (just kidding y’all are pretty neat)

5. And don't reveal your role until after you've been eliminated. Revealing your role prematurely is asking me to boot you from the game.

 

 

American Roles: Roles assisting the safety of the village. Win by eliminating all Communazis.

Average Americans: Those with an unquenchable desire to be average. Basically just normal villagers.

Murican Medic: Someone using their powers of patriotism to heal and protect the Americans from death by anti-Americanness.

Magnum P.I.: The legendary detective who can discover the role of anyone a night. His epic Hawaiian shirts and mustache will help him evade death but once.

Chuck Norris: Has the ability to save all of America. His vote counts double, unless he elects to discover the role of someone.

 

Mafia of Filthy Communazis: Those running the murders. Win by eliminating all neutral/village roles.

Vladimir Hitler: The leader of the Filthy Communazis. Can immobilize anyone for one night, or use his special single-use power of overruling the vote of the rest of the mafia. His identity is unknown to the rest of the Mafia.

Communazis: The members of the Mafia. They select a villager to kill each night. There are 6.

 

Neutral Roles: Those who are not Village-aligned, yet not Mafia. Win by eliminating all Mafia.

Frenchman: If targeted by the Mafia, survives and joins the mafia by surrendering.

Canadian: Is just there. Can pick one person to protect and will die in place of their protected if their friend is targeted.

 

 

PLAYER LIST:

1. JAG18, the returning conqueror

2. Luroka, the guy who un-American-ly changed his name

3. Quisoves Potoo, the bald eagle's fiercest rival

4. Voxumo, the former leader of Okoto

5. Phantom Terror, the person who shamefully has a shameful Mega Bloks avatar

6. Nik The Three, the guy who is now famous for creating this splendiferous banner

7. Ghidora, the guy who would say something against this but won't

8. Rahkshi Guurahk, fellow band nerd/patriot

9. B0ss Mandacus, the bunny

10. jed1ndy, the guy who almost made the banner but then didn't

11. Pulse, the Filthy Un-American who will probably be playing an American due to the fickleness of the RNG

12. TimeLord, the British person who is not American enough

13. Unit, the guy with an unnecessarily long name

14. MavesIgnikari, the 6-post-man

15. FF, the sneky theeph

16. Ta-metru_defender, the enthusiast

17. Toa Smoke Monster, the special one

Edited July 7, 2016 by Dallior

[JAG18]

It's been a while since I've played one of these games; need to try and get back in.

 

Any spot, please. 

[Makuta Luroka]

Spot 2

[Trijhak]

Spot 11.
 
As a non-American, I cannot pass up an opportunity to destroy the Americans.

Edited July 4, 2016 by Trijhak

[FrozenFlash]

*steals spot 15*

[Unit#phntk#1]

Spot 13

 

 

~Unit#phntk#1

[Ghidora131]

Slot 7.

 

Also I would say this is incredibly racist but that would be kind of ironic so whatever.

[Dallior]

All added! 

 

The final countdown will start once there are 13 people signed up.

[jed1ndy]

Spot 10, if you would, good sir.

Edited July 4, 2016 by jed1ndy

[Quisoves Potoo]

In, any spot!

[Bonkle]

Slot 7.

 

Also I would say this is incredibly racist but that would be kind of ironic so whatever.

Ironic or not, this isn't racist in any way.

 

*flies away on eagle while eating cheeseburger*

[Underscore]

Well, I could see how some people could be offended by incorporation of putin/hitler as well as Nazis and communism/socialism in a game

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

Spot 8 please.

And I'll edit in a video of S&SF to cement my Band Nerd-ness while being patriotic. =P

Edited July 4, 2016 by Rahkshi Guurahk

[Nik the Three]

I request spot 6.

 

(Wow, I feel famous for that banner)

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

Vladimir Hitler: The leader of the Filthy Communazis. Can immobilize anyone for one night, or use his special single-use power of overruling the vote of the rest of the mafia. His identity is unknown to the rest of the Mafia.

Communazis: The members of the Mafia. They select a villager to kill each night. There are 6.

So you're saying if the mafia targets him twice, they can overthrow him? =P

EDIT: Odd, my text wasn't displaying.

 

Edited July 4, 2016 by Rahkshi Guurahk

[Dallior]

Added! Amirite, Terrorsaur, either of you participating?

[Underscore]

No.

[Voxumo]

Signeth me up if there is a spot left.

[Dallior]

But of course. 

 

Also, everyone advertise for this.

[ToaTImeLord]

Spot 12 for this British Time Lord.

Just let me park my TARDIS and have tea with the Queen before I do.

[MavezIgnikari]

This sounds fun, I'll sign up. Spot 14, I guess.

[Dallior]

3+ spots left! If you haven't joined yet, do it now! 

 

...actually...

 

SIGNUPS END IN 24 HOURS

[Ta-metru_defender]

Oh this sounds fun. Gimme Sixteen.

[Kanakalackin]

I'm in go ahead and throw me in 5

[Manducus]

Hopping in

[Valendale]

I guess I'll play.

 

Edit: Nevermind, thought you were strapped for players but it looks like you're full.

Edited July 5, 2016 by Valendale

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I'll take a spot, if there is one left.

[Dallior]

All added.

 

Signups end tomorrow morning.

 

Also, I will need an assistant to GM for me when I'm on vacation next week.

[MavezIgnikari]

I'm sorry, but you'll need to take me out of the game. I forgot that I'm going to be busy all next week, so I'm not going to be able to play.

[Dallior]

I realized a thing.

 

I am going on vacation this Saturday.

 

And have no time to finish, or even start this Mafia game.

 

I have failed you all.

 

Could someone do this in my stead?

[Quisoves Potoo]

I realized a thing.

 

I am going on vacation this Saturday.

 

And have no time to finish, or even start this Mafia game.

 

I have failed you all.

 

Could someone do this in my stead?

I'll happily take over. If my health fails me midway through (it's a small game and I'm feeling exceptionally well of late so that's unlikely) then I'll simply pass it on to someone else.

[Voxumo]

 

I realized a thing.

 

I am going on vacation this Saturday.

 

And have no time to finish, or even start this Mafia game.

 

I have failed you all.

 

Could someone do this in my stead?

I'll happily take over. If my health fails me midway through (it's a small game and I'm feeling exceptionally well of late so that's unlikely) then I'll simply pass it on to someone else.

 

*Whispers* The mighty Potoo has returned to us.

[Dallior]

I relinquish control to Potoo.

[Quisoves Potoo]

New OP

 

(credit to Nik the Three for the banner)

 

 

Once upon a time, there was a Matoran named Nuck Chorris. He was merely seconds away from completing his masterwork.

 

He had placed a bun made of wheat on the table. He then spread ketchup on that bun, piling on that a meat patty, onions, and cabbage. He then placed another bun atop that. On that lay lettuce, and tomato… and another patty. He then took out a glowing object of pure gloriousness… bacon. He placed the bacon atop the foodstuff pile, and quickly smothered it with the final bun. He then took out his patented frilly toothpick… and gingerly inserted it through the thing. He had finally created his masterwork…

 

The 1/2 pound deluxe bacon cheeseburger.

 

Suddenly, a magic portal erupted from beneath it, transforming Nuck into Chuck… Chuck Norris. A sudden rush of patriotism flowed throughout him, and he quickly got to work transfiguring Ta-Metru to a new land, a shining land of hope… America.

 

America blossomed, much to the confusion of its neighbors and inhabitants. Soon, only the most patriotic of citizens were allowed to stay. These happy few made America great.

 

However, opposition soon rose. From the very cheeseburger that had created America, a new evil arose… Communazism. This evil imbedded itself within the souls of some great Americans, perverting their once great values with socialism… creating the Mafia of Filthy Communazis.

 

 

Rules:

• Basic Mafia rules. If you're new to Mafia, or you just need a refresher, just ask.
• Two vote switches are allowed, not counting mistakes. Please be honest.
• Each round lasts a minimum of 24 hours and ends when I say so. Votes cast in between the end of a round and the beginning of another do not count.
• Revealing your own role is allowed, as is revealing the role of someone you've discovered.
• Screencaps, however, are verbotten. Should be obvious, but one can't be too careful. Use of one will result in your removal from the game.
• Play for your side. No treachery or deliberate counter-productivity. Again this should be obvious. Selling out your comrades in the Mafia will result in your removal and the reshuffling of all roles. Selling out a fellow villager will result in your removal and the reshuffling of his role. Deliberate counter-productivity will be handled on a case-by-case basis.
• In the event of a deadlock on the final Day, i.e. only one Villager and only one Communazi survive, the Mafia wins.
• The rules are subject to change as I see fit.

 

 

American Roles: Roles assisting the safety of the village. Win by eliminating all Communazis.

Average Americans: Those with an unquenchable desire to be average. Basically just normal villagers.

Murican Medic: Someone using their powers of patriotism to heal and protect the Americans from death by anti-Americanness. He can choose to protect himself until he is targeted by the Mafia, after which they get wise to his methods of self-defense. In the unlikely event that he and the Canadian target each other, he is protected as if someone else is protecting him.

Magnum P.I.: The legendary detective who can discover the role of anyone a night. His epic Hawaiian shirts and mustache will help him evade death at the Mafia's hands but once.

Chuck Norris: Has the ability to save all of America. His vote counts double, unless he elects to discover the role of someone the Night previous.

 

Mafia of Filthy Communazis: Those running the murders. Win by eliminating all village roles.

Vladimir Hitler: The leader of the Filthy Communazis. Can immobilize anyone for one night, or use his special single-use power of overruling the vote of the rest of the mafia. His identity is unknown to the rest of the Mafia, as are theirs to him.

Communazis: The members of the Mafia. They select a villager to kill each night. There are 3.

 

Neutral Roles: Those who are not Village-aligned, yet not Mafia.

Frenchman: If targeted by the Mafia, survives and joins the mafia by surrendering. If not targeted, he wins by eliminating them.

Canadian: Is just there. Each Night he can choose one player to switch places with, causing everyone that targeted his target to target him instead, and vice-versa. He wins by ending the game alive.

 

 

PLAYER LIST:

1. JAG18, the returning conqueror

2. Luroka, the guy who un-American-ly changed his name

3. Voxumo, the former leader of Okoto

4. Phantom Terror, the person who shamefully has a shameful Mega Bloks avatar

5. Nik The Three, the guy who is now famous for creating this splendiferous banner

6. Ghidora, the guy who would say something against this but won't

7. Rahkshi Guurahk, fellow band nerd/patriot

8. B0ss Mandacus, the bunny, Average American, killed Night One.

9. jed1ndy, the guy who almost made the banner but then didn't

10. Pulse, the Filthy Un-American who will probably be playing an American due to the fickleness of the RNG

11. TimeLord, the British person who is not American enough

12. Unit, the guy with an unnecessarily long name

13. FF, the sneky theeph

14. Ta-metru_defender, the enthusiast

15. Toa Smoke Monster, the special one

Edited July 10, 2016 by Quisoves Potoo

[Voxumo]

Might want to remove MavesIgnikari, as he mentioned he won't be able to play/

 

I'm sorry, but you'll need to take me out of the game. I forgot that I'm going to be busy all next week, so I'm not going to be able to play.

[Quisoves Potoo]

 

Might want to remove MavesIgnikari, as he mentioned he won't be able to play/

 

I'm sorry, but you'll need to take me out of the game. I forgot that I'm going to be busy all next week, so I'm not going to be able to play.

 

Oops. Thanks for catching that!

 

Roles have been sent out!

Night One will begin anon!

 

Rule Alterations and Clarifications

• There are only 3 Communazis (plus Vladmir Hitler.) This way the Village has a fighting chance.
• The Mafia wins by eliminating the Village. Neutral roles need not be killed.
• The Frenchman wins by eliminating the Mafia, if not converted to their cause. If the Mafia wins, and he is not among their ranks, he loses.
• The Canadian wins by surviving to the end, regardless of the Mafia's extinction.
• The Canadian's power has been changed. Each night he can switch places with another player, causing everyone that targeted his target to target him instead, and vice-versa.
• The Murican Medic can choose to protect himself until he is targeted by the Mafia, after which they get wise to his methods of self-defense. In the unlikely event that he and the Canadian target each other, he is protected as if someone else is protecting him.
• Magnum P.I. is not protected from lynching.
• Should Chuck Norris choose to investigate, he does so by Night.
• Vladmir Hitler does not know the identity of his comrades.
• Two vote switches are allowed, not counting mistakes. Please be honest.
• Each round lasts a minimum of 24 hours and ends when I say so. Votes cast in between the end of a round and the beginning of another do not count.
• Revealing your own role is allowed.
• Screencaps, however, are verbotten. Should be obvious, but one can't be too careful. Use of one will result in your removal from the game.
• Play for your side. No treachery or deliberate counter-productivity. Again this should be obvious. Selling out your comrades in the Mafia will result in your removal and the reshuffling of all roles. Selling out a fellow villager will result in your removal and the reshuffling of his role. Deliberate counter-productivity will be handled on a case-by-case basis.
• In the event of a deadlock on the final Day, i.e. only one Villager and only one Communazi survive, the Mafia wins.
• The rules are subject to change as I see fit.
• EDIT: You can also reveal the role of someone you've discovered.

EDIT2: For those new to Mafia: If you haven't gotten a PM, you're an Average American.

Edited July 7, 2016 by Quisoves Potoo

[Quisoves Potoo]

"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."

-Turaga Frahnklin

Prologue

 

Imagine you’re an airship pilot, flying over Metru Nui from the west. At first it’ll look like an island desert, its exotic sands making a mockery of the rainbow. Then it will look like a vast scrapheap, clearly left behind by some great empire. Eventually you’ll see it for what it is: A monument to work.

You’ll see the flow of distant specks, like a rippling of the earth. These will be the Matoran, ambling about their color-coded districts, glorifying the Great Spirit and making a widget in the bargain.

You’ll see the ice-fields of Ko-Metru, pinpricks of light revealing the Knowledge Towers. You’ll see dim Onu-Metru, detectable more by absence than by presence. You’ll see Le-Metru, a promiscuous tangle of chutes and thoroughfares. You’ll see Po-Metru, its great canyons and mesas matched by a myriad of colossal sculptures. You’ll see Ga-Metru, the twin suns mirrored in its lazy canals, their rays barely touching the local scholars.

None of these rates more than a town. Some rate as villages.

Then you’ll see America.

Back when it was Ta-Metru, it was a modest mass of red. Now it is dappled with blue and white. Now it juts out across the ocean, an artificial peninsula. Now vast towers dot the streets, their spires threatening to scrape the Dome itself.

Not so long ago, America resounded with songs of joy and patriotism. America was prosperous. America was peaceful.

 

Then Xia exploded.

No one is quite sure what happened nor how it did. The Brotherhood of Makuta may have been involved. The Dark Hunters almost certainly were. Regardless, Xia is now as so much dust on the wind, a noisome patch of black ocean the sole reminder of its existence.

The economy of America, along with that of the universe, collapsed.

First came the unrest, then the dissent, then the violence. Paranoia reigned. Those deemed wanting in patriotic fervor were expelled, till a pittance of citizens remained.

Things settled down eventually. Soon, America will thrive again. Until then, it is a ghost of its former self.

 

This is the city.

 

My name is Magnum. I’m technically a PI, but I’m what passes for Justice at present.

There are- There were many types of people in America.

 

Most upheld the law

Some didn't-And still don't.

 

That's where I come in.

 

Night One officially begins!
Night Roles have 24 hours to act!

Edited July 8, 2016 by Quisoves Potoo

[Voltex]

well this shall make for an interesting addendum to this game's little section in the discussion topic...

[Ghidora131]

 

New OP

Ghidora, the guy who would say something against this but won't

I have no choice

 

It is my destiny

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Let the games begin!