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You think it's the end of the world when your copy of Graphic Novel 6 falls apart.

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When you hang out on BZPower, bash people for their orientation, gender or what organs they have or get into flame wars with the jerks from 4chan who can't promote homophobia or sexism.

 

You've also become a bionicle fan when you've tried to argue with Bonesiii the creationist who is allowed to discuss religion, but B6 won't let anyone else do so, developed an extreme disliking for Logan McOwen or Sailorquoar/Firecore because they are the two social justice warriors who deliberately make us angry or call us racist for drawing bionicle characters as white people or not making them wear tribal outfits when they are no better than us.

 

You can also tell you're a bionicle fan if you:

-Build tons of amazing MOCs.

-Write a funny comedy that B6 enjoys, because epics and short stories aren't good enough apparently.

-Draw some bionicle characters and make them look cool.

-Create the next big fan game, only to cancel it! This is how MNOG3D and MNOG1.5 got popular!

-Make sprite comics! It doesn't matter if you use Paint or GIMP, just do it! Also, you won't get famous with comics, so there's no need for a gripping story or good characters, just use stereotypes and cheap jokes!

-Join the BZPRPG! It's still going strong and while some of the more famous RPGs like Bionifght or Matoran Unz Panzer have had to come to a close, no one's going to miss Y60K and we were certainly happy to see Asylum get shut down.

 

 

 

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You start writing your homework in Matoran.

 

 

You use terms from the various languages in everyday life, including revised terms, like "kapura'd" and *maskpalm.*

 

 

When you ask people 'Hau' they are doing. :P

 

its kinda sad that i do all of these

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You know you're a Bionicle fan when you start constantly comparing the simple stories of other Lego themes to Bionicle's more complicated stories.

 

You know you're a Bionicle fan when you can write down and completely memorize the Matoran and Okoto alphabets.

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You know you are a complete Bionicle nerd when you want an orange Vahi more than a copy of Half-Life 3.

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You know you're a Bionicle fan when you compare every story to either the your religious holy book or Bionicle first, or when you remember every year for the first decade of the century in affiliation to Bionicle sets.

 

"The Anti-Terror Coalition invaded Afghanistan in 2001 in retaliation of--"

"2001? Oh yeah, that's when Bionicle first came out!"

" :annoyed: "

 

 

You've also become a bionicle fan when you've tried to argue with Bonesiii the creationist who is allowed to discuss religion, but B6 won't let anyone else do so, developed an extreme disliking for Logan McOwen or Sailorquoar/Firecore because they are the two social justice warriors who deliberately make us angry or call us racist for drawing bionicle characters as white people or not making them wear tribal outfits when they are no better than us.

I was initially offended because I do the same things as those people while not trying to be antagonistic, but then I got over it. By the way, what does anything in your post prior to the list have to do with topic subject? Seems more directed at BZPower than Bionicle itself.

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You know you're a Bionicle fan when you can recite the mini movies word-for-word.

 

 

The deepest bottom of the darkest sea has been shrouded in mystery and superstition... some say that it's a hostile place inhabited by the strangest creatures... others that it's a prison for the most dangerous outcasts. But legend has it that the only way of ever getting out of there is a mask... a mask that everyone has been craving for years... a mask, they say.... I'm sorry what was that?

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You know you're a Bionicle fan when you can recite the mini movies word-for-word.

 

 

The deepest bottom of the darkest sea has been shrouded in mystery and superstition... some say that it's a hostile place inhabited by the strangest creatures... others that it's a prison for the most dangerous outcasts. But legend has it that the only way of ever getting out of there is a mask... a mask that everyone has been craving for years... a mask, they say.... I'm sorry what was that?

 

"...everyone is prepared to fight for and risk their life to possess. But the only way of ever finding out is to go there and see for yourself."

 

You know you're a Bionicle fan when you compare every story to either the your religious holy book or Bionicle first, or when you remember every year for the first decade of the century in affiliation to Bionicle sets.

 

"The Anti-Terror Coalition invaded Afghanistan in 2001 in retaliation of--"

"2001? Oh yeah, that's when Bionicle first came out!"

" :annoyed: "

than Bionicle itself.

To add: if 2011-2014 just feels like one really long year because you don't have any BIONICLE wave to associate with it.

 

Edit: "every" to "ever"

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You're a hardcore fan if you can recite every bit of cheesy dialogue from the Mask of Light.


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If you find Bionicle funny and you can explain away every plot-hole in the story.

 

Or you use treespeak/chutespeak. 

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You actually get angry at misprint red Ruru prices.

 

You've watched Bionicle 2: Legends of Metru Nui around twenty times as a kid and/or teen/adult.

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You're a hardcore fan if you can recite every bit of cheesy dialogue from the Mask of Light.

That doesn't make you a Bionicle fan, people who do that are just Kohlii-heads.

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When you have a dream of an ex-con B6 showing up at your house and giving you a PSA. (I dunno if anyone will remember when I posted about that years ago.)

 

Also, the fact that my mom now knows a lot of the names of various Bionicle characters. She likes the Bohrok, since they remind her of... pigeons?

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Also, the fact that my mom now knows a lot of the names of various Bionicle characters. She likes the Bohrok, since they remind her of... pigeons?

Okay, I have to know the story behind this.


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Also, the fact that my mom now knows a lot of the names of various Bionicle characters. She likes the Bohrok, since they remind her of... pigeons?

Okay, I have to know the story behind this.

I guess it's the fact they bob their heads back and forth.

Haha! I remember my brothers calling them chickens, for the same reason. They really do look like birds pecking at the ground.

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- You use Karzahni or Karz as an expletive, regardless of puzzled glances it earns you.

- You've downloaded and listen to Bionicle soundtracks.

- You get passionately angry about Lego knockoffs and bootlegs.

- You have dreams about discovering stashes of old or nonexistent but desirable sets in stores.

- You feel smugly superior to people who purchase regular action figures because you can do so much more with Bionicle sets.

- You instinctively contemplate headcanoning your own versions of historical events.

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When you hang out on BZPower, bash people for their orientation, gender or what organs they have or get into flame wars with the jerks from 4chan who can't promote homophobia or sexism.

 

You've also become a bionicle fan when you've tried to argue with Bonesiii the creationist who is allowed to discuss religion, but B6 won't let anyone else do so, developed an extreme disliking for Logan McOwen or Sailorquoar/Firecore because they are the two social justice warriors who deliberately make us angry or call us racist for drawing bionicle characters as white people or not making them wear tribal outfits when they are no better than us.

 

You can also tell you're a bionicle fan if you:

-Build tons of amazing MOCs.

-Write a funny comedy that B6 enjoys, because epics and short stories aren't good enough apparently.

-Draw some bionicle characters and make them look cool.

-Create the next big fan game, only to cancel it! This is how MNOG3D and MNOG1.5 got popular!

-Make sprite comics! It doesn't matter if you use Paint or GIMP, just do it! Also, you won't get famous with comics, so there's no need for a gripping story or good characters, just use stereotypes and cheap jokes!

-Join the BZPRPG! It's still going strong and while some of the more famous RPGs like Bionifght or Matoran Unz Panzer have had to come to a close, no one's going to miss Y60K and we were certainly happy to see Asylum get shut down.

 

 

 

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Moderators upset about a tongue-in-cheek (possibly flat-out kidding/sarcastic) criticism of BZPower? 

 

So surprise. Very unexpect. /s

 

In response to the question... When you have Bionicles all over the place. 


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When you have literally bought two fan-made T-shirts to flaunt your love of a toy brand.

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When you can read or write Matoran at a half-decent pace

When you take your Bionicle books to University with you instead of more videogames

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When you realise your wallet is empty of cash because you spent it all on G2 sets.

Man, you too? I've gotten three G2 sets with my birthday money and about sucked my wallet dry. It's a struggle, but it's worth it.

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In response to the question... When you have Bionicles all over the place.

When you know "Bionicles" is not the proper plural form of BIONICLE sets/characters.
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