Mushy the Mushroom Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 (edited) (Removed, sorry.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTG Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Granted, you get banned because te pug is too cuteI wish I was a wizard. Quote "Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become,"-C.S. Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 (edited) (Removed, sorry.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 It's fish flavoured.I wish people wouldn't interrupt me whenever I want to watch TV=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ankyfdarkness Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Granted. The dog starts barking endlessly.I wish I had a lot more money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Gear Minun Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Granted, it's all counterfeit.I wish for a corner I could hide in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 (edited) (Removed, sorry.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 (edited) Granted, but now nobody else knows how to spell it.I wish I would rule the universe Edited June 5, 2012 by Demon Jester Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Liars Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Granted. I bet you think you're the boss of everything now, huh? Unfortunately the ruler of the universe has to do everything that the ruler of the omniverse commands them to. And there's a lot to do, so wish that leisure time goodbye.I wish for a fresh pizza. Quote ___ ___ ___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 The delivery man spat on it.I wish the sun wouldn't affect me.=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Granted, but now you get moonburns instead.I wish that I could see my cat's perspective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Granted, you now literally see the world through your cat's eyes. But things get really awkward when your cat leaves the room, because even though you know you still there, you suddenly see the outside world... must be quite scary D:I wish I could remember all of my dreams Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Granted, but you remember all your nightmares, which terrify you perpetually. I wish that I could write stories that other people would want to read. Quote Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 (edited) (Removed, sorry.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Granted, but the can has a diameter of about a centimeter and is just as tall.I wish that I had a monster truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Granted, but it's pink and sparkly and girly.Not that that's a bad thing...I wish I could control my dreams. Every night. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Yes, but soon, the line between dream and reality blurs, and you are soon forced into a shock-induced coma where your dreams are strange and uncontrollable...or is it real life?DUN DUN DUNI wish that I could see what the world will be like in 30 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Granted, but to your horror nothing much has changed for better, in fact people somehow went back to living like in Victorian times. Soon you learn that this happened due to a horrible accident that was caused by someone who had travelled to the future 30 years before... confusing, isn't it?I wish I could make daily comics, and would not run out of ideas or motivation Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haecceity Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 You make comics at such a fast rate that you soon cannot get your hands to move, let alone draw comics.I wish for a member of Poiana richardsonii to appear on my couch. Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Shockwave~ Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 your couch gets transported to one of there houses.i wish i had a rotf leader optimus prime figure Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haecceity Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 I don't know what that is, and am too lazy to Google it, so a life-size Optimus Prime falls on you.I wish I had bothered to Google that. Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Granted, but then the post would have been different, and your wish would then also have been different... and all of reality would have imploded through some weird plot-stuff...I wish I knew... Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 (It's an awesome toy of Optimus Prime.)You now know everything about nothing and you go insane.I wish nobody was insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Granted. They're EVEN MORE insane.I wish I could levitate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Click Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 (edited) Suddenly the world has no sense of humor or joy and turns grey, because everyone has an inner insanity .Oh, got beat to it, but I liked my answer better. Suddenly, your levitation goes crazy and you fly into space and die.I wish I had a life. Edited June 6, 2012 by Click Quote ~ Corpus Rahkshi: Fang | Hoto | Tube | Tear | Canvas | Garrotte | Reda BZPRPG: Azusai | Mitsuri The Scarabax Library | Flickr | Deviantart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Granted, but it's the worst one ever.I wish Transformers Universe would come out already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Granted, but it's nothing but explosions and women wearing little clothing. After a while that gets really really boring. But look at everything exploding! For over 2 hours!I wish magic were real. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Liars Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Granted. Now look what you've done, the world's been taken over by evil wizards.I wish I could shapeshift. Quote ___ ___ ___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Granted, but you can't control it and become an ant. You are killed by a boot.I wish Demon Jester knew that Transformers Universe was an online game. Lol. (Though I did enjoy the movies for the good parts.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 (edited) Granted, but you can only shapeshift at night. People now ask you whether you are a vampire, or if you sparkly. Some throw silver dust at you, and others think you're a demon and try to exorzise you... must be fun.Granted, the Demon Jester now know that it's an online game, but she does not think that justifies going back and changing the corruption. Have a movie full of explosions instead. ^^I wish there were no more evil. Edited June 6, 2012 by Demon Jester Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Liars Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Granted, but you know how evil is subjective? Well, there is no more evil from the perspective of people you would consider very evil but who don't consider themselves evil. So actually from your perspective, there is now less good.I wish my kettle would boil water faster. Quote ___ ___ ___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Granted, it now boils water so fast that it's all steam within only seconds. Let's just hope this thing won't explode..I wish I could create a masterpiece. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Liars Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Granted. You create a masterpiece... salad. It's a really good salad, but I have a feeling that may not be what you've been hoping for.I wish I had a collection of swords. Quote ___ ___ ___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Granted, but because there's not much space to keep them, you store them in your bedroom. Sadly, one night you trip over something and the end of the story... does not look pretty.I wish I knew how to use my crystal ball. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Liars Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Granted. Unfortunately, even though you know the technique, you just don't possess the skill needed to use it.I wish my computer was powerful enough to run the latest games. Quote ___ ___ ___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Granted, but you soon realize that, dspite being extremely pricey, the lastest games aren't that much better than the old ones.I wish I could summon a demon Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Liars Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Granted. Demons aren't exactly friendly folk. This particular one's also quite hungry, and you're the only meat around... I wish for a collection of guitars. Quote ___ ___ ___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Granted, but none of the strings are whole... and strangely, it is impossible to obtain them anymore...I wish I was... Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Granted. You are. You are a rock. You cannot move, you cannot walk, you cannot talk. But you are. And you will be, for a long long loooong time...I wish I were a powerful demon. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 (edited) Wish Granted, but in renouncing my demon powers from earlier, I was forgiven and made a high ranking angel, who then orders your capture and imprisonment for your high threat level.I wish for a grimoire. Edited June 6, 2012 by Proud Stigma Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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