Makuta Matata Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 (edited) List the best and worst dialogue of Bionicle, be it from the books, movies, games, comics, whatever.I'll start.Best: "The six Toa Metru could triumph over any foe. But if one of us was not one of us, treachery would win the day. That is what you counted on, wasn't it, Krahka?" - Nokama; The Darkness BelowWorst: "The Key to Nongu?" - Onewa; Web of ShadowsYour turn!Edit: Wow, I spelled "quotes" wrong. Edited November 17, 2011 by knuckles chaotix 1 Quote Three on Three - Memoirs of the Dead - Winner!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just A Dot Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Worst: "'Cause that's what friends do."Best: "Destroy me? You cannot destroy me. No more than you can destroy the sea, or the wind. Or - the void.""You are like the sea? The sea bears life! The sea bore us!""I bore you, for I am Nothing. And out of Nothing, you came. And it is into Nothing that you will go. I stand with Mata Nui, side by side. I am his brother. The people of the world are builders. But look into their hearts ... and you will find that they also have the power to destroy. I am that power. I am destruction. And I WILL destroy you." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta_of_Oz Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Best: "Alright, who fired the tickle Spinner?"Worst: "For Unity!"BTW "The Key to Nongu?" is an awesome quote! 1 Quote If you use correct grammar in your posts (or try hard to), place this in your signature. Join Myst's campaign for correct grammar usage on BZPower! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dotcom Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 I have always been fond of anything Gelu said in RoV. That was Greg's best work, in my opinion.Worst? I don't really know. The stupid movie stuff I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relapse Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Jaller's crunchfest smashtalk with Hakkann always amused me.I guess the worst is...anything that retched from the mouth of Onewa.Well, and Teri's 01 speach. Calling himself nothing might not have been the most epic thing to say."I am the mighty Teridax, and nothing can defeat me! ...oh wait, I am nothing..." Quote BZPRPG ProfilesIC: "It comes with the job," Halfimus explained, "I'm not paid enough to give anything outside quick flavour descriptions." So pay me more AuRon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The 1st Shadow Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Best? Hm....I'm gonna go with one of Vezon's, from Federation of Fear:"Excuse me, oh brutal, blade-wielding, lover of gardening..."Worst? Um...."We can win this together!" -Mata Nui 1 Quote ~Your friendly, neighborhood Shadow ~Credit for Avatar and Banner goes to NickonAquaMagna~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bambi Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Worst: "'Cause that's what friends do."Best: "Destroy me? You cannot destroy me. No more than you can destroy the sea, or the wind. Or - the void.""You are like the sea? The sea bears life! The sea bore us!""I bore you, for I am Nothing. And out of Nothing, you came. And it is into Nothing that you will go. I stand with Mata Nui, side by side. I am his brother. The people of the world are builders. But look into their hearts ... and you will find that they also have the power to destroy. I am that power. I am destruction. And I WILL destroy you."This. 1 Quote [my blog] [custom emotes] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Scientist BioBeast Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Best: "Not luck. It's what you do that makes a hero."Worst: The 1st Shadow took mine... 1 Quote "I'll do it... If that is the choice of Stein's Gate!I am the mad scientist, Hououin Kyouma!Fooling the world is nothing to me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolarSurge Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 (edited) Best: "You once told the Toa Mata that you could not be destroyed, because you were nothing. You were wrong — it is because you are nothing that I can destroy you. You have no heart, you have no spirit, you have no reason to exist — even your hate is a pale reflection of what once burned in you. You survive out of habit, monster, and habits ... and minds ... can be broken."Worst: Non-canon but "Beware my stinger tail." Edited November 17, 2011 by Solare 2 Quote \/ The user below me is dumb a neat guy. \/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Best: "Don't you realize that you're fighting for a lost cause?""Maybe...But don't you realize that those are the only ones worth fighting for?"-Brutaka and Axonn respectively.Worst: I guess "Cause that's what friends do." 1 Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katuko Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Best: Plenty of dramatic Makuta quotes abound."The people of the world are builders. But look into their hearts, and you will find they also have the power to destroy. I am that power. I am destruction. And I WILL destroy you.""Little Toa, you have not yet begun to see even the barest outlines of my plans. I have schemes within schemes that would boggle your feeble mind. You may counter one, but there are a thousand more of which you know nothing. Even my ... setbacks ... are planned for, and so I shall win in the end.""Sometimes, my brothers, the best way, the only way to win... is by losing."Mutran was also pretty funny in his blog, what with his callous disregard for life and sometimes pretty sarcastic tone.Then we got some good quotes Tahu and the rest of his team, particularly "Where wisdom and valor fail, all that remains is faith. And it can overcome all."The worst quotes I'm not sure about, but most of the cheesy ones definitely qualify, like the various word plays. Vezon's insanity swung between awesome and groan-inducing, too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BULiK Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 (edited) i've ben waiting to say this.some of the best:jaller: why are you leaving, coward?hakann: i dont like crowds, especially armed onea that are after mehakann: how did you learn that move?jaller: this mask. lets be me do things others cant.hkann: and i thought toa wore masks to hide their ugly facesalso, alot of vezon qoutes are hilarious.almost everything said in MNOLG, MNOLG2, and in the bohrok animations were the best qoutes, but there are too many to nameall the worst quotes come from the movies. Edited November 18, 2011 by Bulik Quote Visit www.BZPRPG.com to view my project of archiving BZPower's RPGs, and also access the BZPower Roleplaying Wiki BZPRPG Profiles - Ghosts Of Bara Magna Profiles Exo-Force RPG Profiles - Six Kingdoms: Apocalypse (Knichou, Berys, Arnex, The Taku, Exuze) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraHau Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Best:#1: Not luck. It's what you do that makes you a hero. -Kopaka#2: The entire dialogue between the TM and Terry in MNOG was awesome on so many levels.#3: Turaga Nuju often said the universe was a riddle. Today, I am the answer. -Matoro *sniff*#4: I have but one destiny. -Takanuva#5: I lead only those that choose to follow. That's the difference between being a leader and tyrant. -VakamaWorst:#1: 'Cause that's what friends do. *cringe* 1 Quote Every moment gives us a chance to become more than what we are.-Ryu, Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike: Fight for the FutureNot luck. It's what you do that makes you a hero.-Kopaka Nuva, MoLI have but one destiny.-Takanuva, MoL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Most of the 2001 dialogue was brilliant, especially the final battle between the Mata and Makuta. I don't think I could realistically pick a favorite, it's like splitting hairs.I'll have to go with the crowd here and say the quote "'cause that's what friends do" is so terribly, undeniably corny ... it's essentially just plain wrong and has no real place in BIONICLE. 1 Quote avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taipu1 Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Just throwing this amusing Taipu quote in: "A long time ago many rocks fell on my head. That did not hurt much. Neither do these Rahi."Best: "If you ride with me there'll be no foot-walking. Just air-flying!" Not necessarily being particularly meaningful, but it was skillfully done in the movie, some epic voice acting and good animation made it a legendary line.Worst: "Beware my Stinger tail" At the end of the day, it's unbeatable as 'worst' 1 Quote - Taipu1.HighFly MatoranShowdownBZPRPG ProfilesHave you seen my Blog? I understand if you haven't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehlekdude Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Best: "So if we win, everyone quick-dies, and if we lose, everyone quick-dies. Oh, those Great Beings and their wacky sense of humor." Lewa, The Final BattleWorst: non-canon: "Beware my stinger tail!" canon: "'cause that's what friends do" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takatu Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Best: "Don't you realize that you're fighting for a lost cause?""Maybe...But don't you realize that those are the only ones worth fighting for?"-Brutaka and Axonn respectively.This, so much. I love that line to pieces.I'm not sure "That's what friends do" was bad in itself, more the delivery of it. Which stinks, but otherwise I thought that voice actor was doing very well (having also voiced Nidhiki and Sidorak, I believe).I dunno about worst, but I'd say there was an overabundance of snarky remarks during battles, especially in 2006. A little bit is okay, but it kinda detracted from the drama for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WORT WORT WORT Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 "WOO HOO!" -kiina-.- Quote . ...<--- kfghdjkfhdgmn; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squishyfrog Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 (edited) "I helped to birth a world of order. But from what I have seen in the female's mind ... you have turned it into a universe of madness and fear. It is not worth saving. But it is the universe you and your kind deserve. Take yourselves from my prison ... take your memories and plans with you ... for the horrors already in your minds are worse than any I could visit upon you. I condemn you to your fate — life in the universe you and your kind have made."— Tren Krom, Federation of FearThat quote is probably my favorite. It may seem kind of biased(and it probably is) because Tren Krom is my favorite character, but I just love that quote. However, I think the most legendary quote is Makuta's famous"You cannot destroy me, for I am nothing."— Teridax to the Toa Mata, Mata Nui Online GameAs for the worst, probably the infamous "'cause dats whut friends do" which is so undeniably cheesy that it doesn't even deserve a fancy quote thing. Edited November 18, 2011 by Demon Llama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larnuu Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 OK, i'm ONLY doing MOVIES, no comics, books, games, ONLY MOVIESBest: "He's the Herald, I'm just his biografer"Mask of LightWorst: Kinna's "WHOOO-HOOO"'s in Legend Reborn (even though it makes a good joke) Quote Nacuu's Slow Dance!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peach 00 Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Best:"Your possession of the Mask of Time may leave me inclined to stay my hand, but we both know that there are a thousand ways I could destroy you right now. And 941 of them hurt."— Makuta Teridax, Time TrapWorst:"Because that's what friends do." Quote On the day the wall came down / They threw the locks onto the ground And with glasses high / We raised a cry / For freedom had arrived On the day the wall came down / The ship of fools had finally run aground Promises lit up the night / Like paper doves in flight I dreamed you had left my side / No warmth, not even pride remained And even though you needed me / It was clear that I could not do a thing for you Now life devalues day by day / As friends and neighbors turn away And there's a change that even with regret / Cannot be undone Now frontiers shift like desert sands / While nations wash their bloodied hands Of loyalty, of history / In shades of grey I woke to the sound of drums / The music played, the morning sun streamed in I turned and I looked at you / And all but the bitter residues slipped away slipped away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Matata Posted November 19, 2011 Author Share Posted November 19, 2011 Best: "So if we win, everyone quick-dies, and if we lose, everyone quick-dies. Oh, those Great Beings and their wacky sense of humor." Lewa, The Final BattleAh, that was the one I couldn't remember. Quote Three on Three - Memoirs of the Dead - Winner!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrash Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Best: "[T]here are a thousand ways I could destroy you right now. And 941 of them hurt."— Guess whoWorst: "What do you have in mind, and does it include explosions?"— An uncharacteristically triggerhappy Tahu Quote plop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aris621 Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 (edited) Best: "Alright, who fired the tickle Spinner?"Worst: "For Unity!"BTW "The Key to Nongu?" is an awesome quote!Haha... Yes, that quote from Matau is really funnyMy best quote is:"You cannot destroy me, for I am nothing."- TeridaxOr some other funny but also a little bit silly quotes:"It's Gadunka. Too bad we don't have any of those explosive Madu fruit like on our old island. I could teach him to play fetch."- Hewkiior:"Toa! Hey, that's great. I always wanted to be a Toa. Just one question: what's a Toa?"- Pohatu Edited November 19, 2011 by Aris621 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunder on the Mountain Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 (edited) Most of the 2001 dialogue was brilliant, especially the final battle between the Mata and Makuta. I don't think I could realistically pick a favorite, it's like splitting hairs.This. Here's couple other good ones that comes to mind though.-"Your possession of the Mask of Time may leave me inclined to stay my hand, but we both know that there are a thousand ways I could destroy you right now. And 941 of them hurt." -Teridax-"Not luck. It's what you do that makes you a hero." -Kopaka Nuva-"And we're not going to give him that time ... we're going to do a Pohatu on him.""A Pohatu?""That's right. 'When in doubt, smash everything and hope you're somewhere else when it all goes boom.'" - Tahu and Kopeke-"You are being given a great honor – to set foot on the island of Artakha. Once we are there, my master will speak with you ... or not ... depending on his whim. He may open his fortress for the first time in millennia and welcome you in – or he may banish you forever without a second thought.""Sounds like a party. When do we leave?" - Pohatu-"So if we win, everyone quick-dies, and if we lose, everyone quick-dies. Oh, those Great Beings and their wacky sense of humor." - LewaThere's also the scene at the beginning of Island of Doom, where Jaller tells Matoro that he knows if he asks Takanuva what Matoro won't tell him, the Toa of Light can't keep a secret. So he asks him, and without a second thought to it, Takanuva straight up tells him. Always made me laugh.Worst quote? Eh, there were a couple from the LoMN and WoS that were pretty corny and didn't seem to fit. Most from Whenua, actually. "That's what friends do", "I don't think I wanna be Hordika", just a couple things like that. There's not all that many bad lines in the series. Edited November 19, 2011 by Bite My Shiny Metal Armour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kumata Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 (edited) Worst: "B-but I can't defeat him myself!" as said by Sidorak in WoS, whom the books/comics had been portraying as a skilled military commander who prefers to be at the forefront of battle. He was so horribly out of character in that movie.Best: "I work alone." "By choice, or just 'cause no-one can stand you?" Kopaka and Pohatu, my two favourite characters. Edited November 19, 2011 by Kumata Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The True Zedd of BZPower Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Worst is pretty much much every.Single. Line in TLR.Also everything Matau says in WoS makes me want to drive a rusty nail through my skull, his jokes were awful, cheesy and out of place. Quote Cyan Productions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AkakuBen Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Best Quote Ever:"I have slept for so long. My dreams have been dark ones.But now I am awakened.Now the scattered elements of my being are rejoined.Now I am whole.And the Darkness cannot stand before me."Worst Quote:Anything from a movie. Particularly TLR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 best "Alright who fired the tickle spinner" Toa hordika Matau web of shadowsWorst "The shadow has arrived" Makuta teridax Legends of metru nui movie Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 The best: "You don't know this group of Toa. We make our own luck. Now let's move before that thing remembers we're here." - Toa Hordika WhenuaThe second best: "That will be two more seconds than I need to turn you to ash, Dark Hunter" said Vakama. "So who wants to be first?" Why: The Whenua quote at top is an addendum to the famous Kopaka quote in MoL. The Vakama quote is showing how you do not have to be powerful to have a strong effect on destiny, a la the "you don't have to be a Toa to be a hero" but a little more powerfully and sharper. As for the worst, the one that comes to mind is the quote from Mata Nui "And you grew as a people past the point where you needed a Great Spirit to guide you." This is after the Great Spirit saves the helpless Toa and Agori though sheer might, making this quote almost an out and out lie. They might not need one to guide them, but they need one to save them, and I just don't like that quote that much. It also contradicts the messages of the first two quotes shown above. This whole thing is a matter of opinion, however. Quote Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zarohum Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Best: "It's what you do that makes you a hero"Worst: "Cause that's what friends do" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BZCoolness Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Best: "Great, they can write that on our memorial stones. 'But at least Nuparu had fun!' "- Kongu, Power PlayWorst: Probably "Of course!"- Mata Nui, TLR, or "'Cause that's what friends do!" Quote *Insert some sort of banner or photograph here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P962 Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 The best quote? Oh gosh...There's too many of them for me to pick from. As for the worst quote? Probably any of the dialouge from Bionicle: The Game."Help. Something...Something's chasing me. You have to stop it!" -TakuaReally Takua? Thanks for telling me that Quote A Toa eh? What kind of Toa am I? Ever wanted to read a manga styled retelling of the early years of Bionicle? Here ya go!http://www.bzpower.c...?showtopic=1384 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALVIS Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 Worst quote? Eh, there were a couple from the LoMN and WoS that were pretty corny and didn't seem to fit. Most from Whenua, actually. "That's what friends do", "I don't think I wanna be Hordika", just a couple things like that. There's not all that many bad lines in the series.Whenua was uncharacteristically dumb in the movies. He's actually one of the smarter characters.Actually, many characters acted entirely different in the varied forms of media. Sidorak comes to mind. Vezon is another obvious example, and I don't like the changes Greg made to him. A few other characters seemed a bit off in the serials as well. Quote "You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant." -- Harlan Ellison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raph Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 Let's the best quote will be Teridax Makuta's Guide to the Universe: "Only one will matters, mine, only one voice can be heard, mine, only one fist holds the universe in it's grasp: mine. Quote http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/JrMasterModelBuilder/SIGs/WeAreWaiting/wearewaiting.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Titan Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 "My armor's black. That doesn't mean my heart is as well." -Onua"You fool, Axonn! Don't you realize you're fighting for a lost cause?""Maybe, but don't you realize those are the only kind worth fighting for?" -Brutaka and AxonnI like these ones. There are someother good ones too but I can't find them. I don't really like to remember bad quotes. I just forget about them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Coffee Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Best: "But i can't defeat him myself!" "I know." - Sidorak and RoodakaWorst: Toa Kaita in MNOG I Quote === COFFEE GUZZLER ===BZPRPG profiles-Chronicles of Tara-Ascension Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Matata Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 Best: "But i can't defeat him myself!" "I know." - Sidorak and RoodakaWorst: Toa Kaita in MNOG IWhat did the Kaita say in MNOG1 again? Quote Three on Three - Memoirs of the Dead - Winner!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 best: prawwnbably vvezon glubin aboat wwhere the boat wwas goin and recountin his encounter wwith a spiralor possibly makutas 'i am nothin' speechwworst: pretty much anythin from the legend reborn Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulpelibrorum Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 (edited) Best: "When wisdom and Valor fail, all that is left is faith, and it can overcome all"- TahuWorst: "Now are we going to play in the mud or are we going to rescue matoran?"- VakamaOr, from the same page of that comic: "Yuck! When I get my hands on Matau..."- Onewa"Of Course!"- Mata Nui Edited December 14, 2011 by Leto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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